Join us for the most outrageous weddings in Minecraft history, where guests are expected to bring their tattoo equipment and get to work on the happy couple. Don’t worry about the logistics, like whether the wedding is inside or outside, just bring your machine and get ready to tattoo like never before.
And if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get a call from your virtual mother demanding that you pull your virtual shit together and tattoo the bride and groom. It’s a wild ride, but hey, it’s all in the name of love and creativity, right?
So come join us on our server for the most unique wedding experiences you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a call from Notch himself asking for a tattoo on his special day. The possibilities are endless, just like the pixels in our world.
Join us if you want to participate in epic llama rodeos, where players compete to see who can stay on the llama the longest without getting kicked off! And that’s not all – we also host weekly chicken jousting tournaments, where players ride on chickens armed with sticks and try to knock each other off their feathered steeds.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who has tamed the fearsome beast and now flies around the server on its back, granting wishes to those who can find them. Will you be the next lucky player to receive a wish from the Ender Dragon Whisperer?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, join us today! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our wacky world of wonder and whimsy!
Join our server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of sticks and stones. Build your dream castle using only the most pixelated blocks available. And don’t forget to ride our trusty old minecart system that moves at a snail’s pace but gets you where you need to go eventually.
So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who appreciate the beauty of outdated technology and embrace the simplicity of a time when floppy disks were the height of innovation? Come join us and revel in the glory of being a Minecraft hipster, using old tech before it was cool.
Anyway, if you wanna be part of this wild adventure, you gotta join our Minecraft server. We’ve got all the latest gadgets and gizmos, including our very own drone jammer. Imagine the chaos you can cause with that bad boy!
Plus, rumor has it that the Chinese and Russian agents are actually playing on our server too. So, if you wanna show them who’s boss and maybe even strike up a deal for some top-secret technology, you better hop on board.
Join now and let the drone jamming madness begin!
Our server is so lit, even the wildfire smoke wants a piece of the action! That’s right, our lakes are so fire (literally) that the smoke from hundreds of miles away just can’t resist coming to check us out. We’re like the hottest club in town, but for lakes.
In fact, 89% of the lakes in North America have experienced our wild vibes for more than 30 days each year from 2019 to 2021. That’s how you know we’re the real deal. So if you want to be part of something truly wild and unpredictable, come join us on this epic Minecraft server.
Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the smoke monsters, they can be a bit clingy. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, am I right? Let’s get this party started!
| Server Name | Hotdog Water |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Hardcore Vanilla Survival |
| Java Version | 1.20.6 |
Hardcore: – Votes for world reset are held on Discord.
Vanilla: – No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim.
Rules: – PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed. – No cheating or hacking.
Join us! IP: play.hdw.dog Website: https://hotdogwater.dog Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex Video Intro: https://youtu.be/vG0hjhuSSpE
A: No, random teleport is not allowed on this server.
A: Griefing, stealing, and PvP are allowed on the server.
A: No, cheating or hacking is not allowed on this server.
A: World reset votes are held on our Discord server. Join the Discord community to participate in the voting process.
