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| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 174 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 39 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
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