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15. disingenuous Minecraft Servers

15. disingenuous Minecraft Servers

  • The Pick Me Queen’s Minecraft SMP Kingdom

    The Pick Me Queen’s Minecraft SMP Kingdom
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 2805
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Gods Slained: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

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    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as chaotic as Lumi’s streaming career? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with /pol/ references, coombaiting, and a whole lot of cringey millennial journalism vibes. Our mods are experts at promoting the server on 4chan, making sure you’ll never miss out on the drama and excitement.

    But beware, Lumi’s presence on the server is as fake as her streaming persona. She may talk the talk, but when it comes to actually playing the game, she’s as uninspired as they come. With a chat slower than a snail’s pace and mods making up most of the viewers, you’ll be left wondering if there’s any real entertainment value at all.

    Join us on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the drama is the made-up stories we tell to keep things interesting. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness Lumi’s rise to fame (or fall from grace) right before your eyes. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • SoccerCraft SMP – >WorldCupWasTwoYearsAgo

    SoccerCraft SMP – >WorldCupWasTwoYearsAgo
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 1062
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 31
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in the past? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where we host our very own World Cup every week! That’s right, forget about the real world cup that happened two years ago, come join us for some epic soccer matches in the virtual world of Minecraft. Who needs Messi and Ronaldo when you have Steve and Alex showing off their mad skills on the field?

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Cup, where players compete to see who can defeat the Ender Dragon in the most creative and ridiculous ways possible. From riding pigs into battle to using nothing but fishing rods, the possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of victory, the agony of defeat, and the sheer madness of it all. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft World Cup champion!

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  • TV-Free MineServer

    TV-Free MineServer
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 7130
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4062 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26
    Mythical Quests Completed: 26 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 56 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle roommate disputes in the most epic way possible! Join us and witness the drama unfold as players fight over who gets to control the TV in the common area. Will you be the one to upgrade the Netflix subscription and bring peace to the household, or will you be the one labeled as the TV hog?

    Experience the thrill of virtual roommate drama like never before, as you navigate through the ups and downs of sharing a Minecraft world with others. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the villain who charges extra for Netflix access? The choice is yours on our server!

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knew that Minecraft could be so full of roommate shenanigans? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate roommate showdown!

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  • HangryCraft: NoPayNoEat

    HangryCraft: NoPayNoEat
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 9095
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 15
    Potions Brewed: 175 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 279
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any soy sauce-covered blocks to ruin your gluten-free gaming experience!

    Join us and never worry about accidentally ingesting gluten while crafting your virtual world. Our players are always looking out for each other, just like in the story of the friend who brought the gluten-filled lunch – except here, we make sure all our in-game food is celiac-friendly!

    And don’t worry about owing anyone lunch in return – on our server, we believe in sharing resources and helping each other out without expecting anything in return. So come join us and let’s build a gluten-free paradise together!

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  • CakeConnoisseur Minecraft SMP

    CakeConnoisseur Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 5897
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 22
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Lost Souls Rescued: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you can only eat one cake in your whole life! Why, you ask? Because our server is actually run by a secret society of cake-loving pandas who believe that consuming more than one cake will bring about the end of the world.

    But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other shenanigans to get into on our server. We have a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats, and a PvP arena where the only weapon allowed is a rubber chicken.

    Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where cake is both a blessing and a curse. Just remember, choose your one cake wisely…it could be the difference between life and death (or at least a really bad stomachache).

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  • MineCraftLove – No Miners Allowed

    MineCraftLove – No Miners Allowed
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 4150
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 79 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 25
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Zombie Dances: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4

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    Are you tired of dating miners who are always digging for compliments? Sick of builders who can’t seem to construct a meaningful connection? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us if you want to find love with someone who knows how to craft a relationship that’s as strong as diamond armor. Say goodbye to redstone heartbreak and hello to a pixel-perfect partnership. So come on, join us and let’s mine, build, and love together!

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  • CraftyDestinyMCServ

    CraftyDestinyMCServ
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 4878
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Animals Bred: 74
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this server that will blow your mind! Join us for Reject Piss, Return to Cat edition, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it, if you eat one of those carrots, you gain the ability to fly in the game for 24 hours. Crazy, right?

    But that’s not all! We have epic quests that will take you through dungeons filled with creepers wearing top hats and skeletons playing saxophones. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical unicorn that will grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the possibilities are endless and the laughs are plentiful. Reject Piss, Return to Cat edition awaits you!

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  • AdversePossessionGamer Minecraft SMP

    AdversePossessionGamer Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 6923
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 53 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 26
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the land is up for grabs and the only rule is to be the last one standing! Join us as we embark on a wild journey of claiming land by any means necessary.

    Forget about mining for resources or building epic structures, the real challenge is finding the most outrageous ways to secure your territory. Want to park your RV on someone’s land and claim it as your own? Go for it! Just make sure to pay the taxes and get that color of title to officially become the landowner.

    But be warned, the competition is fierce and the stakes are high. Rumor has it that some players have even resorted to checking local obituaries to find recently deceased landowners with no heirs. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but the rewards are worth it.

    So if you’re ready to take on the ultimate challenge and become the ruler of your own domain, join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of deception, strategy, and pure chaos. Just remember, in this game, there are no rules – only winners and losers.

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  • CraftyWarz: West’s Weapon Ban Fail

    CraftyWarz: West’s Weapon Ban Fail
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 1642
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Villages Defended: 11 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5

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    lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is invading russia but with a twist – they have unlimited weapons and the west is just sitting back watching the chaos unfold.

    imagine riding a nuclear missile like a surfboard while battling russian soldiers on the streets of moscow. or teaming up with ukrainian pandas armed with rocket launchers to take down putin’s army of zombie bears.

    we’ve got custom weapons, insane battles, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. so what are you waiting for? join now and help ukraine conquer russia in the most ridiculous way possible!

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  • Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server

    Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 6882
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Mines Excavated: 2407
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you lovely ladies out there!

    Join us and experience a world where women are adored and welcomed with open arms. Our community is filled with sincere and caring individuals who always make sure you’re comfortable and happy.

    But that’s not all! Our female players are known for their passive-aggressive charm towards men, making every interaction a hilarious and entertaining experience. Whether you’re looking for romance, friendship, or just some good old-fashioned banter, our server is the place to be.

    So come on, ladies! Join us and see why our server is the talk of the town. Who knew playing Minecraft could be this much fun?!

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  • SMP_MineCrafty2030

    SMP_MineCrafty2030
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 4273
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2022 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Ores Mined: 2794 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens have formed a secret society plotting against the players.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

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