New Minecraft Servers 2025

15. Anger Minecraft Servers

15. Anger Minecraft Servers

  • EraserOfRegrets Minecraft SMP

    EraserOfRegrets Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 5027
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Votes: 2567
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Magical Moments Shared: 22
    Chimeras Created: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7

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    Join our Minecraft SMP where you can erase all your regrets and mistakes by building over them with pixelated blocks! Forget about your embarrassing past and start fresh in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will grant you three wishes if you can catch it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to a regret-free life in the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft server out there!

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  • PlsGoCraft Minecraft SMP

    PlsGoCraft Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 2487
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 22 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

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    Are you tired of dealing with Chinese chinks in your Minecraft league? Look no further! Join our SMP where we have a strict “No Chinese Chinks Allowed” policy. Say goodbye to those pesky players and hello to a server full of non-Chinese chink players like yourself. Plus, rumor has it that the server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from any unwanted intruders. So come join us and let’s kick those Chinese chinks to the curb!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MomNoGriefPls

    MomNoGriefPls
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 1041
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 26
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 8

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    Are your parents constantly trying to control your life like they’re playing a real-life Sims game? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you are the master of your own virtual universe!

    Join us and escape the clutches of overbearing parents who think they know what’s best for you. No more constant nagging about which car to buy or what bag to use – here, you make the decisions!

    We’ve even got a special “Spider Repellent Herb Bag” plugin for those pesky arachnids that invade your virtual car. Say goodbye to unwanted herbal remedies and hello to the freedom to play Minecraft your way.

    So come on over to our server and build your own world where you call the shots. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and none of the parental interference in our Minecraft paradise?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PeeveCraft

    PeeveCraft
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 8251
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Chimeras Created: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Mines Excavated: 1969
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 1

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    Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work? Sick of getting lost in the Nether? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your pixelated prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are as obsessed with mining and crafting as you are.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal pets, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your biggest pet peeves in the Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake!

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  • RocketDroneWarsMC

    RocketDroneWarsMC
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 2047
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 17
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 341 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

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    HEY U GUYS WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?? WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA!

    JOIN US AND EXPLORE OUR EPIC WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT DIAMOND TREES AND RAINBOW SHEEP THAT POOP OUT GOLD BARS!

    WE EVEN HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAID VILLAGERS SELL MAGIC POTIONS MADE FROM WITCHES’ TOENAILS!

    AND IF THAT’S NOT ENOUGH, WE HAVE A HIDDEN PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU TO A LAND WHERE EVERYTHING IS UPSIDE DOWN AND CHICKENS RULE THE WORLD!

    SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH LAUGHS, ADVENTURE, AND LOTS OF EXPLOSIONS! #BESTSERVEREVER”

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • USB Bandits

    USB Bandits
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 8825
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
    Crops Grown: 4890 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

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    yo, u ever wanted to be a futuristic robber? well dis server is da place for u! instead of crackin safes, u be crackin a set of 12-24 random words on a USB! imagine da thrill of sneakin around, tryna steal dem precious words to unlock da ultimate treasure! join now and be da master thief of da future!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GlacierWaveCraft2023

    GlacierWaveCraft2023
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 8177
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Animals Bred: 24 Void Armor Forged: 23
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

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    Yo, bros and broettes, come join our EPIC Minecraft server where the only thing melting is your brain from all the crazy fun you’ll be having! We’ve got megatsunamis with 100m-tall waves that’ll make you scream “WOOO” as you ride them like a boss.

    On September 16, 2023, a rockmass the size of a freakin’ rugby stadium detached and fell like a clumsy noob down a slope. The resulting megatsunami had a peak height of over 200m, taller than a giant zombie trying to dunk a basketball. It was as tall as 60m along a 10km stretch, making it the most insane ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ride the waves of destruction like a pro. Just remember to bring your floaties and a sense of humor, ’cause things are about to get wild, yo!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Travel the Minecraft world in style with the Global SMP, now with added Java 1.21 flavor!

    Travel the Minecraft world in style with the Global SMP, now with added Java 1.21 flavor!
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 3032
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Zombie Dances: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

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    Global SMP Minecraft Server

    Hello! We are an 18+ vanilla Java Minecraft server that strives to create the best SMP experience. Whether you are a builder, explorer, or casual Minecraft enjoyer, we welcome all players. Build a base in the vast world of Minecraft, go on a shopping spree in the shopping district, and participate in games with other members. No one can tell you what you can or cannot do (except for griefing…)

    You will find a tight-knit community here with players from all over the world. With some minor datapack QOL improvements and buttery-smooth performance from Purpur, you can’t ask for much more – that being said, we’re always open to suggestions! Life can be stressful, but Global SMP is your getaway from the real world – without the hassle of travel!

    If you are interested in joining us, please join our discord read the rules and then click apply-here!

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    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the minimum age to play on the server? Players must be 18 years or older to join.
    Are there any restrictions on gameplay? Griefing is not allowed, but other than that, players are free to play as they wish.
    Are there any plugins or mods on the server? We use some minor datapack QOL improvements and Purpur for performance, but it is mostly vanilla.
    How can I join the server? Join our Discord, read the rules, and then follow the application process.
    Can I suggest new features for the server? Yes, we are always open to suggestions from our community.

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  • PixelPleasure Minecraft Server

    PixelPleasure Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 1902
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35 Mythical Swords Crafted: 37
    Towns Built: 6 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 18
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the slutty vanilla elf edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our elves are so slutty that they make the Ender Dragon blush. You won’t find a more scandalous group of elves anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

    2. The pastebins are so spicy, you’ll need a fire resistance potion just to read them. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the drama and intrigue of our server.

    3. We have a machine translation tool that will make you question reality. Who needs accurate translations when you can have hilarious mistranslations instead?

    4. Our RPG Maker games will have you questioning your sanity. Get ready for a wild ride through a world of pixelated madness.

    5. And don’t even get me started on the RJ Code Quicklink Script. It’s so revolutionary, it’ll make you feel like you’re hacking into the Matrix.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the elves are slutty, the translations are wacky, and the RPG Maker games will blow your mind. Just make sure to wait for page 10 before making a new thread – we have standards, you know.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ColdExchangeMinecraftSMP

    ColdExchangeMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 3698
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 140
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Chimeras Created: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Villages Defended: 10 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Demon Skulls Collected: 32

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    Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of getting hacked on those sketchy exchanges? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we trade diamonds instead of crypto! That’s right, no more worrying about getting hacked and losing all your hard-earned loot. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry creepers. Will you risk it all for the chance to strike it rich? Join now and let the chaos begin! #DiamondsOverCrypto #SMPAdventure

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  • BoysOnly Minecraft Server

    BoysOnly Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 5809
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Villages Defended: 11 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Chimeras Created: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 17 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some wild and outrageous fun!

    Join us for a chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft baby gender reveal party! Will it be a boy or a girl? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – there will be fireworks, confetti, and maybe even a surprise appearance from a baby zombie!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy twists and turns, just like this story of a husband who only wants a boy baby and threatens to leave if it’s a girl. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now! Who knows what other shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way.

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