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| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 9079 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 26 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
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