MineCrafty McFuckery

1. Fuck careers, 10. rot in my room, 11. STEM, 12. creative person, 13. lost ability, 14. create, 15. busting my ass, 16. big bucks, 17. sun, 18. happy, 19. struggling, 2. normalfags, 20. identity crisis, 3. worthless interests, 4. blue collar family, 5. school district, 6. art, 7. music, 8. former classmates, 9. relationships, McFuckery, minecrafty

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7675
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft Server!

Are you tired of being a normalfag and not finding joy in anything valuable? Well, look no further! Join our server and escape the mundane reality of adulthood!

Imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers are your best friends. On our server, you can unleash your inner child and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine!

Don’t let the pressures of adulthood get you down. Join our server and rediscover your love for creativity and fun! Who needs a career or happy relationships when you can have a virtual world where anything is possible?

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build a world where being a creative person is celebrated, not stifled by the norms of society!

What is the IP for Vegas Matt Minecraft Server?

buffalo cash, Casino, casinos, gamble, gambling, handpay, jackpot, Las Vegas, LOSING, Matt, Minecraft, Server, slot, Slot machine, slot machine handpay, Slots, Vegas, vegas matt, vegas matt slots, VegasMatt, winning

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7194
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Vegas Matt is a seasoned professional gambler and sports bettor based in Las Vegas. With years of experience in the industry, he has established a reputation for his successful betting strategies and deep knowledge of the gaming world. Vegas Matt is known for his analytical approach to gambling, and his ability to consistently make profitable decisions in the ever-changing world of sports betting. He is a respected figure in the Las Vegas gambling community and is often sought out for his expertise and insights on the latest trends in the industry. Vegas Matt is dedicated to helping others improve their betting skills and achieve success in the world of gambling.

What are Minecraft servers like NobleRealms ?

Active players, Boss Events, Cross-Play, Custom Items, Custom Plugins, custom worlds, Discord Channel, fun server, Gaming Community, multiplayer server, online gaming, Pixelmon, player community, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvE, Quests, Server Events, server features, smp, social community, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9382
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magic Items Found:	1687
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

The MCSociety – This server offers a similar Towny SMP experience with custom plugins and events to keep players engaged. Join the community today and experience the fun of building your own town and participating in player-run events.
PixelmonCraft – If you’re a fan of Pixelmon, this server is perfect for you. Explore a custom world filled with Pokemon, battle other trainers, and participate in exciting events. With a dedicated community and regular updates, PixelmonCraft provides an immersive experience similar to NobleRealms.
Enchanted Oasis – This server combines the Towny SMP experience with fantasy elements, custom worlds, and player shops. Dive into a world of magic and adventure, make new friends, and create your own unique story in this enchanting server.
CraftYourTown – With a focus on community building and player-run economies, CraftYourTown offers a similar Towny SMP experience to NobleRealms. Build your own town, trade with other players, and participate in server-wide events to earn rewards and become the ruler of your own kingdom.
Play.pokesociety.net – This server offers a unique twist on the Pixelmon experience, with custom plugins, events, and a dedicated community of Pokemon trainers. Join the fun and catch ’em all in a vibrant world filled with challenges and adventures.

Whether you’re looking for a Towny SMP server like NobleRealms or a Pixelmon server with a twist, these similar Minecraft servers offer a range of immersive experiences for players of all types. Join the community today and start your next Minecraft adventure!

play.noblerealms.com

DirtSmp

Economy, Hardcore, Survival, survival hardcore community creativity challenge exploration building redstone multiplayer adventure crafting PVP economy roleplay minigames modded vanilla plugins factions skyblock, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9632
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Farms Harvested:	466	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	801	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8

The Dirt SMP – Hosted by TheDirtBlockShorts

Welcome to The Dirt SMP! A chill Minecraft survival experience where creativity meets challenge. Join us in this hardcore SMP where you have 3 lives to build, explore, and thrive. Whether you’re into massive builds, cozy homes, or redstone contraptions, this server is all about community, fun, and pushing your Minecraft skills to the limit. But remember, every decision counts—run out of lives, and it’s game over!

Are you ready to leave your mark? Join The Dirt SMP today and start your adventure!

play.dirtblock.org

HBNetwork

Casual players, Community, competitive players, custom-designed servers, Factions, game modes, Gameplay experience, HBNetwork, Minecraft, PvP, Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7271
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

HBNetwork is a well-established Minecraft network that offers a variety of game modes and experiences for players of all types. Known for its strong community and commitment to delivering a top-tier gameplay experience, HBNetwork has built a reputation for providing fun, engaging, and custom-designed servers that cater to both casual and competitive players.

hbnetwork.xyz:25796

ResortCraft: Where the only thing semi-vanilla is the ice cream! Now serving version 1.21.1 on the East Coast US!

1.21.1, building techniques, Charm, classic, Coast, collaborative spirit, cream, early days, east, Fun, golden era, Ice, in game, Introduce Yourself, jump, laid back, Memories, newer player, old school, Resortcraft, Roots, seeing you, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, serving, Simplicity, Throwback, Version, veteran player

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	960
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Potions Brewed:	53
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Love Letters Sent:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Server Name	ResortCraft
Theme	Throwback to the early days of 2010s Minecraft
Description	ResortCraft is an ode to the golden era of Minecraft, focusing on old-school building techniques and collaborative gameplay.
IP Address	ResortCraft.r2f.co
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

1. What version of Minecraft does ResortCraft support?

ResortCraft currently supports Minecraft Java Edition 1.16.5.

2. Are there any specific rules or guidelines to follow on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules that all players are expected to follow. These rules are aimed at creating a friendly and welcoming environment for everyone. You can find the rules on our Discord server.

3. Can I join ResortCraft if I’m new to Minecraft?

Absolutely! We welcome players of all experience levels, whether you’re a veteran player or just starting out. Our community is friendly and supportive, and we’re here to help you get started.

4. Is ResortCraft a modded server?

No, ResortCraft is a vanilla Minecraft server. We aim to recreate the classic Minecraft experience without any mods or custom plugins.

5. How can I get involved in the community on ResortCraft?

The best way to get involved in the ResortCraft community is by joining our Discord server. Here, you can chat with other players, ask questions, and stay updated on server events and news.

6. Can I collaborate with other players on building projects?

Absolutely! Collaborative building is encouraged on ResortCraft. Feel free to team up with other players to work on shared projects and creations.

7. Are there any specific building challenges or events on ResortCraft?

We occasionally host building challenges and events on ResortCraft to keep things fun and engaging for our players. Keep an eye on our Discord server for announcements about upcoming events.

Italian Ladies Minecraft Server

anthropology, Behavior, Competition, culture, customs, Evolution, female competition, female Italians, Gender Roles, Italian, italy, ladies, mating, Minecraft, natural habitat, Observation, reproductive resources, research, Server, social dynamics, society, study, tradition, Women

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7158
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Void Gems Collected:	34	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can witness female Italians in their natural habitat, competing for reproductive resources! Watch as they build elaborate structures to attract mates, mine for diamonds to show off their wealth, and engage in epic PvP battles to prove their dominance. Join us for a truly unique and hilarious experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the mating rituals of Italian women! So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you in the game!

Safe C++ Partnership Minecraft SMP

Algorithms, borrow checker, C++ Alliance, C++ Standard Library, Code, data structures, Draft, Engineer, memory-safe, Minecraft, paper accepted, Partnership, Proposal, Safe, Safe C++, Safe C++ Extensions, Safe Standard Library, Safety, Sean Baxter, smp

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1928
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of your Minecraft builds crashing and burning like a failed redstone contraption? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our server has partnered with the legendary engineer, Sean Baxter, to develop the Safe Minecraft Extensions proposal!

With the Safe Standard Library, you can say goodbye to those pesky memory leaks and crashes. Our extensive library addition will provide you with robust, memory-safe implementations of essential building blocks and tools. No more falling through the world or losing your precious diamonds to a glitch!

Join our server now and experience the safety and security of the Safe Minecraft Extensions. Build to your heart’s content without fear of disaster striking. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you might just stumble upon a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the safe building begin!

Kid-FreeCraft

baby, Boundaries, child behavior, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional, Friend, Frustration, Guilt, house rules, KidFreeCraft, Kids, new mom, overwhelmed, parenting, postpartum adjustment, self-care, sleep deprivation, stress, Support, visitor etiquette

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7899
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1847	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Villages Defended:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	46	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being a new parent and provide a kid-free zone for you to relax and unwind!

Are you tired of your friend bringing over their unruly child who wreaks havoc on your virtual house? Look no further, because on our server, we have strict rules against bringing kids into the game. No more virtual dog food being thrown around, no more TVs being poked, and definitely no more hitting other players’ babies (yes, that’s a thing on our server).

Join us and experience the joy of playing Minecraft without the stress of dealing with other people’s kids. Our server is a safe space for new parents who just want to build, mine, and craft in peace. So come on in, leave the kids at home, and let’s have some fun together!

MealCommit SMP

Commitment, culinary preferences, Decision making, everlasting meal, favorite dish, food choice, food selection, forever meal, lifetime meal, long-term commitment, meal commitment, meal decision, meal for eternity, meal planning, meal selection, MealCommit, one meal for life, plate choice, single meal choice, smp, stuck with one meal, ultimate meal

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	313
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Farms Harvested:	196
Divine Spears Created:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only meal you’ll ever eat is a virtual plate of pixelated steak! Why settle for a variety of food when you can have the same delicious steak every day? Join us and experience the thrill of constantly craving different foods while only being able to eat steak. Will you survive the never-ending steak challenge, or will you go mad with meaty monotony? Only one way to find out – join our SMP now!

UglyKidNamesMC

awful names, baby names, bizarre names, cringeworthy names, funny names, name shaming, Naming, naming fails, naming trends, odd names, regrettable names, strange names, ugly name, UglyKidNamesMC, unattractive names, uncommon names, unfortunate choices, unfortunate names, unpopular names, unusual names, weird names

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3709
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Holy Grails Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Potions Brewed:	28

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with names as ugly as a troll’s toenail? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as wacky as a pack of llamas on a rollercoaster.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization of blocky warriors who fought against evil mobs with nothing but their trusty pickaxes and diamond swords. Rumor has it that their spirits still roam the server, guiding players to hidden treasures and secret dungeons.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creatures in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored sheep that poop out diamonds to flying pigs that shoot fireballs from their snouts, you never know what kind of crazy critters you’ll come across on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just discover the secret to unlocking the ultimate power of the blocky universe. And remember, the uglier the name, the more fun you’ll have!

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