13Asmr Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ShirtlessSteve – Minecraft SMP

athletic apparel, body confidence, exercise attire, fitness culture, male body image, male fashion, male fitness, male runners, Minecraft, outdoor exercise, physical activity, running etiquette, running in public, running in the heat, running outdoors, Self-expression, shirtless running, ShirtlessSteve, smp, societal norms, summer exercise, workout clothing, Workout Gear

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6935
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dimension Hops:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Close Call Craft

Adrenaline Rush, brush with death, Call, cheating death, close, close call, Craft, death-defying experience, facing death, heart-pounding, heart-stopping moment, life flashing before my eyes, life or death situation, life-threatening situation, living on the edge, miraculous escape, mortality, narrow escape, Near Death Experience, staring death in the face, Survival, thankful to be alive, traumatic experience

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2722
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	901259	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Potions Brewed:	96
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only danger is accidentally falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, the closest you’ll come to dying is when you’re facing off against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding creepers, dodge fire-breathing dragons, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves).

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and possibly send you flying off of it), then come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

BorderGuardz Minecraft Server

armenia, border control, border security, BorderGuardz, Caucasus region, cross-border cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, historical agreement, international relations, iran, military presence, military withdrawal, Minecraft, peacekeeping mission, political shift, Post-Soviet era, regional dynamics, Russian border guards, security cooperation, Server, Troop withdrawal

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8314
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Holy Grails Found:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

come join our epic minecraft server where russian border guards are leaving armenia-iran for the first time in decades, starting january 1st, 2025!! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the border guards can’t resist joining in on the fun!

imagine building your own border guard outpost, complete with russian accents and vodka dispensers. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to armenia-iran (in minecraft, of course).

plus, our server is so exclusive that even putin himself has been known to drop in for a game or two. join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

ChemicalCraft: Ukraine vs Russia

aggression, Armed Forces, chemical weapons, ChemicalCraft, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, Propaganda, putin, russia, russians, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	928
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can fight off evil Russians using chemical weapons against the Armed Forces of Ukraine! Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the crazy chaos happening around you! Team up with other players to strategize and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword! Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure waiting for you on our server! Join now and show those Russians who’s boss!

GroomedCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, 2view, advice, company secrets, Content Creation, Content Creator, Corpo, doxxing forum, ExpertArmcha1r, groomed, GroomedCraft, Grooming, Kawaii, Kiwifarms, Minecraft, online communities, online safety, privacy concerns, Proctor Zakharov, Server, social media, SpinOff, twitter

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Towns Built:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content creators giving you advice? Well, look no further! Join our server where the owner is a master of doxxing forums and has all the inside scoop on how to become a successful content creator.

Forget about those mainstream influencers, come join us and become the next 2view sensation to be groomed by Proctor Zakharov himself. And if you happen to land a job at a big corporation, make sure to spill all the juicy secrets to him just like everyone else does. Who needs loyalty when you can have all the gossip?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find out about the next big company closure before it’s even announced. It’s like insider trading, but for Minecraft players!

>Purple Chuuba Vanishes Minecraft SMP

chuuba, Disappearance, disappearance case, DISAPPEARS, eerie, gtPurple, last quarter, Minecraft, mysterious circumstances, Mystery, Paranormal, Purple, smp, spooky, strange, Supernatural, Surprise, unexpected, unexpected event, unexplained, unsolved mystery, vanish, vanishes, year

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	479
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	129
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Void Armor Forged:	28	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have purple chuubas that disappear at the last quarter of the year! That’s right, you never know when one of these elusive creatures will vanish into thin air, adding a whole new level of excitement to your gameplay.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature rumored to bring good luck and fortune to those who can find it. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen it roaming the lands, leaving a trail of diamonds in its wake.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace? That’s right, these llamas mean business and they’re not afraid to spit in the face of any troublemakers who dare to disrupt the harmony of our world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Who knows what crazy antics and bizarre creatures you’ll encounter along the way.

StepmomTearsCraft

adoption, Boundaries, Communication, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, Family Therapy, father daughter relationship, Grief, infertility, mother figure, parenting, relationships, Respect, stepfamily, StepmomTearsCraft, stepmother, stepmother-stepchild relationship, stepmother’s feelings

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3944
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2291	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Divine Spears Created:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and plenty of blocky adventures.

Are you looking for a server where you can navigate the tricky waters of stepfamily relationships? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice setting boundaries and standing your ground, just like our player who refused to be adopted by their stepmother.

But that’s not all! Join us for thrilling fertility doctor appointments, emotional family gatherings, and intense couples therapy sessions. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of drama?

So come on down to our server and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide. Who knew virtual blocks could lead to such real-life dilemmas? Join now and become part of our dysfunctional family today!

FriendshipFails Minecraft SMP

cutting ties, emotional boundaries, ending friendship, ending toxic friendships, friendship, FriendshipFails, letting go, letting go of toxic friends, Minecraft, moving on, personal growth, red flags, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, signs of a bad friendship, smp, toxic behavior, toxic friends, toxic friendships, toxic people, toxic relationships, unhealthy friendships

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3466
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone while your so-called “friends” are off building dirt houses? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where friendships are tested and broken on a daily basis!

Join us if you’re ready to face the ultimate challenge of trying to keep a friendship intact while one of you accidentally sets the other on fire with a misplaced flint and steel.

We have epic quests like “Find the Lost Chicken in the Nether” and “Survive a Creeper Apocalypse in the Village”.

So, if you’re ready to test the limits of your friendships and have a laugh while doing it, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships in our server are as fragile as a glass block in a thunderstorm.

AfterlifeCraft

after death, Afterlife, AfterlifeCraft, Beliefs, beyond the grave, Consciousness, death, Eternity, Existence, Heaven, Hell, judgment, Life after death., mortality, Near Death Experience, philosophical questions, Reincarnation, religious beliefs, Soul, spirituality, the unknown

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8296
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	196	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	115	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Zombie Dances:	0

Join our Minecraft server and find out for yourself! We have a secret portal that leads to the afterlife where you can meet famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll challenge you to epic build battles and parkour races to prove your worth in the afterlife. Plus, rumor has it that if you win, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and unlock the secrets of the afterlife!

Doughnut Hole Tornadoes

doughnut, extreme weather, Hole, hurricane comparison, Hurricanes, meteorology, natural disasters, storm chasing, tornado alley, tornado damage, tornado facts, tornado formation, tornado impact, tornado myths, tornado phenomenon, tornado preparedness, tornado safety, tornado science, tornado season, tornado warning, Tornadoes, Tornados, weather

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8182
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where tornados are the doughnut holes of hurricanes? Well, look no further cuz we got you covered!

Join our server for the most epic and chaotic gameplay you’ve ever experienced. Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a tornado sweeps in and sends you flying through the air like a majestic eagle. It’s like extreme sports, but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted the power to lay golden eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of tornados, the majesty of the Chicken King, and the sheer insanity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. What more could you ask for?