13. Stand-up comedy Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyGuyMC SMP

10. Scuba diving, 11. Rock climbing, 12. Meditation retreat, 13. Stand-up comedy, 14. Surfing, 15. Camping in the wilderness, 16. Writing a book, 17. Taking a hot air balloon ride, 18. Attending a music festival, 19. Learning to play an instrument, 2. Traveling solo, 20. Going on a blind date., 3. Skydiving, 4. Bungee jumping, 5. Road trip, 6. Cooking a gourmet meal, 7. Learning a new language, 8. Volunteering abroad, 9. Dancing salsa, adventure sports, CraftyGuyMC, smp

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1416
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	26

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of building your own empire while fending off attacks from a horde of evil chickens. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve faced off against a chicken army armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a handful of carrots.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered somewhere in the depths of our world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just watch out for those sneaky chickens – they’re always plotting something…

XyloCraft: Heart Attack Edition

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4272
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Divine Spears Created:	27	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Farms Harvested:	566	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

are you tired of boring minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a creeper explosion? well, come join our server where xylitol is the secret ingredient to all our crazy adventures!

imagine mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken, or battling zombie pigmen with enchanted lollipops! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to mess with us.

plus, did you know that xylitol is prothrombotic and associated with cardiovascular risk? well, on our server, that just means you’ll have an extra heart in your health bar and be able to run faster than Usain Bolt in a minecart race.

so what are you waiting for? come join the most epic, heart-pumping, xylitol-filled minecraft server out there! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away).

Warp & Warfare: Where Mining Pits Turn into Epic Battles 1.12.2

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6101
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Server Name	Warp & Warfare
Overview	Join the Ultimate Modded Minecraft Experience where futuristic technology meets intense combat and strategic gameplay.
Featured Mods	HBM’s Nuclear Tech Mod Flan’s Mod Advanced Rocketry Simple Voice Chat MineColonies
Why Join Us?	Active Community Regular Updates Epic Battles

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, simply click on the following link to join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/eXFP5mKgdE

Q: What mods are featured on the server?

A: The server features HBM’s Nuclear Tech Mod, Flan’s Mod, Advanced Rocketry, Simple Voice Chat, and MineColonies.

Q: Are there community events on the server?

A: Yes, the server has friendly and active player base with community events, challenges, and collaborations.

Q: How often are updates released?

A: The server continuously improves and updates to provide fresh content and fix any issues.

Q: Can I build my own colony on the server?

A: Yes, you can build and manage your own thriving colony with MineColonies mod.

CraftyChina Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Censorship, China, communism, Corruption, Country, CraftyChina, criticism, culture, double standards, Fake, global perception, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hypocrisy, international relations, Minecraft, online behavior, Politics, Propaganda, Server, social media, society

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3064
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Emeralds Found:	8500
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of llamas on a rollercoaster! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while dodging explosive creepers and battling evil villagers who have a secret alliance with the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city where players can trade diamonds for enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting fireballs from your fingertips. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can journey to the Nether realm where you’ll find a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen and a lava surfing competition with the Ghast King.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage because things are about to get seriously wacky!

HateCraft Minecraft Server

artist bullying, artist controversy, cyber harassment, cyberbullying, fandom drama, fandom hate, hate culture, Hate Speech, hate thread, HateCraft, Internet bullying, internet drama, Kevin Spencer, Minecraft, online abuse, online bullying, online harassment, online hate, online negativity, online toxicity, Server, social media hate, toxic fandom

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5445
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Star Shards Collected:	164
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Our community is so wild, we make the fandom look like a bunch of kittens.

One time, one of our artists got so salty over a build competition that they straight up bullied a user off the Internet. Can you believe it? That’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect when you join our server.

But don’t worry, it’s not all drama and chaos. We also have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground club where players can party like it’s 1999. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

JoblessBro Minecraft Server

ai art, Apology, art commissions, artist, Automation, brother, Communication, Conflict, Empathy, family, insensitive, job loss, JoblessBro, JOKE, layoff, Minecraft, misunderstanding, redundancy, Résumé, Server, side hustle, Support, Technicians

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7368
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Potions Brewed:	63
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your real-world problems? Look no further than our server, where even AI can’t take over your fun! Join us and escape the harsh reality of layoffs and redundancies with our epic adventures and crazy builds.

Imagine a world where AI art tools are no match for your creativity and imagination. Our server is the ultimate escape from the daily grind, where you can build, explore, and laugh your worries away. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own virtual universe?

So come join us on the most ridiculous Minecraft server out there, where even the most serious situations can be turned into a hilarious joke. Don’t be an AI art tool, be a part of our wacky community and let your creativity run wild. See you in the game, where the only thing getting laid off is your boredom!

ToothlessNephewCraft

Birthday Party, demo team, dentist bill, family, hand movements, injury, Laughter, Maplewood yoyo, misunderstanding, nephew, parenting, professional use, self retracting mechanism, sibling rivalry, starter yo-yo, talent show, ToothlessNephewCraft, Toy, tv news, uncle, yo-yo

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3833
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a yo-yo – full of ups and downs, twists and turns, and guaranteed to keep you entertained!

Join our server and experience the thrill of yo-yo tricks in Minecraft! Our owner has been a yo-yo master since the age of five, even appearing on TV shows and news segments showcasing his skills. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that kind of greatness?

We offer free yo-yos to all new players, perfect for beginners to learn the ropes. But beware, just like the nephew who couldn’t handle the fancy Maplewood yo-yo, you may find yourself in sticky situations if you’re not careful!

So come join us on our server, where the yo-yos are flying and the fun never stops. Just remember, play at your own risk – we take no responsibility for any dental bills incurred from yo-yo mishaps!

MineCraftyMoneyMakers Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5134
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1165
Mines Excavated:	3634	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of playing on basic Minecraft servers with peasants who can’t even afford a diamond pickaxe? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for the elite 1% of Minecraft players who make over $200k a year!

Join us and experience a world where even the creepers wear designer sunglasses and the zombies drive Lamborghinis. Build your mansion made entirely of emerald blocks and hire villagers to serve you golden carrots on silver platters.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most luxurious resources, from diamond-encrusted armor to enchanted golden apples that grant you eternal life (in the game, of course).

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and live like a virtual billionaire, join us now and show the world that you truly are the top 1% of blocky society!

CultCraft: Craziest & Coolest!

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8382
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Have you ever heard of the Cult of the Creeper? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a group of players who worship the almighty Creeper god and sacrifice stacks of gunpowder to appease it. Join us and become a devout follower of the explosive deity!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who believe they are actually living inside the game and refuse to log off, convinced that their real lives are just a simulation. Are you brave enough to join their ranks and embrace the pixelated reality?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover this elusive prize and become the richest player in all of Minecraft?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

CraftyCavities

CraftyCavities, dental anxiety, dental care, dental checkup, dental cleaning, dental hygiene, dental office, dental phobia, dental procedure, dental visit, dentist, hair appointment, hair care, Hair cut, hair maintenance, hair salon, hair styling, hair stylist, hair treatment, hair trimming, small talk

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5805
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	38

hey u, yea u! do u like minecraft? do u like laughing? well then u gotta join this server, cuz we got more laughs than a clown convention!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. yea, we got some crazy mods on this server that will make ur head spin faster than a blender on high speed.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party we have every friday night? yea, we got glowstone galore and the music is bumpin’ louder than a herd of stampeding cows.

plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans after thanksgiving dinner. we got players from all over the world coming together to build the most epic structures u’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let the good times roll like a tumbleweed in the wind. dentist appointments and haircuts can wait, cuz this server is where the real party’s at!

InsulinDropsMC – No More Needles, Just Drops!

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8447
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis lit minecraft server cuz we got insulin drops dat make u feel like a superhero! just drop it under yo tongue and boom, u absorb dat shizz like a boss. no mo’ insulin injections, just straight up drops like a gangsta.

we tested dis stuff on mice and dey were runnin’ around like they just won da lottery. insulin wit a cell-penetrating peptide? dat’s some next level stuff, fam. it reaches yo bloodstream faster dan u can say “minecraft is life”.

so come join us on dis server and be a part of da insulin revolution. who knew diabetes could be so much fun? let’s get droppin’ and rockin’ in dis crazy world of blocks and drops. ain’t nothin’ stoppin’ us now, we’re on fire like a creeper in a TNT factory. let’s do dis!