13. Plump Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Phat Shack

1. Phat, 10. Thick thighs, 11. Bubble butt, 12. Voluptuous, 13. Plump, 14. Seductive, 15. Full figured, 16. Thick hips, 17. Round, 18. Sensual, 19. Chubby, 2. Femboi, 20. Buxom., 3. Ass, 4. Thick, 5. Booty, 6. Curvy, 7. Big, 8. Juicy, 9. Sexy, Crafty, phát, Shack

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4091
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore a world filled with femboi ass like you’ve never seen before! Join us for a wild adventure filled with sparkly unicorns and rainbow bridges that lead to treasure chests full of glitter and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret dancing panda club where you can boogie down with your fellow players and earn exclusive rewards like disco ball helmets and flashing neon swords.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary enchanted booty shorts that are said to give the wearer superhuman speed and agility. But beware, for they are guarded by a fierce dragon queen who will stop at nothing to protect her precious shorts.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter in this wacky world of femboi ass!

BlockyLifeExperiences

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1757
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Ever tried building a giant roller coaster made entirely of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of angry creepers? No? Well, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve experienced the chaos and hilarity of our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns (literally, because we have a roller coaster that goes through a maze of lava pits). Our community is like no other, with players who have mastered the art of building upside-down houses and riding pigs into battle.

But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles where you can duel with diamond swords while riding on the backs of flying dragons. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try your luck in our secret underground maze filled with traps and treasure (rumor has it there’s a hidden portal to the Nether).

So if you’re ready to embark on a Minecraft adventure like no other, join our server and prepare to laugh, scream, and maybe even cry tears of joy (or frustration, depending on how many times you fall into a pit of lava). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Defense, denmark, Denmark foreign policy, Denmark military, Denmark military support., Denmark news, Denmark-Russia relations, Equipment, FOREIGN AID, international aid, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Kursk Oblast military aid, KurskCraft, military aid, military assistance, military cooperation, military equipment, Military Funding, military support, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1882
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy military aid package from Denmark, like $115 million worth of stuff. and get this, you can use the equipment in Kursk Oblast. like, who even knows where that is, but it sounds cool, right? so come join the madness and conquer the world with us, cuz why not? #yolo #minecraftlife

NATOcraft: Putin’s Pet Peeve

Conflict Resolution, Czech president, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european security, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, military alliance, military intervention, nato, NATOcraft, peace negotiations, Peeve, pet, political alliances, Putins, regional stability, Russian occupation, SECURITY, Ukraine

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9407
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
New Chunks Explored:	972500	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Potions Brewed:	132
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where Ukraine is, like, trying to join NATO but Russia is all up in their grill, right? And the Czech president is all like, “NATO can totally accept Ukraine even if Russia is only partially occupying them, no biggie.”

Join our server for the most epic geopolitical drama you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Will Ukraine make it into NATO? Will Russia back off? Will the Czech president start a dance party to celebrate? WHO KNOWS, MAN.

But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on all the crazy shenanigans happening on this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures!

TrollCraft: AggroNarcissists Anonymous

aggression, aggressive behavior, AggroNarcissists, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, attention seeking, cyberbullying, destructive behavior, disruptive behavior, internet culture, internet trolls, low self-esteem, mental health, negative behavior, new study, online anonymity, online behavior, online harassment, psychological study, social media, toxic behavior, TrollCraft, vulnerable narcissism

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8195
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Villages Defended:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A ROLLERCOASTER MADE OF DIAMONDS AND LAVA!

WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!

AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!

SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)

🦀CrabCraft: Where even the crustaceans need to be whitelisted! 🏝️🦀

active members, application form, August 25th, Communication, Community, CrabCraft, Crustaceans, Discord, Events, Griefing, hermitcraft, Minecraft, Rollbacks, season 3, SECURITY, server backups, Survival, True Form, Updates, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9949
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Void Gems Collected:	38
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Crops Grown:	2495
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Season Start	Season 3 begins August 25th on 1.21.1
Vanilla Experience	True vanilla survival experience like HermitCraft
Voice Chat	Enhanced voice chat for seamless communication
Community	Vibrant and supportive community
Discord	Engaged Discord server for discussions and updates
Whitelisted	Secure environment with whitelist
Server Backups	Reliable rollbacks for protection against griefing

FAQs

How do I join the server?

Fill out the short application form in our Discord server and we’ll get back to you!

When does Season 3 start?

Season 3 begins on August 25th, on version 1.21.1

Is there voice chat available on the server?

Yes, there is enhanced voice chat for seamless communication with other players.

How can I stay updated with events and discussions?

Join our lively Discord server, which serves as the hub for all discussions, events, and updates.

Is the server secure?

Yes, the server is whitelisted and provides a safe and friendly environment for players.

Do you provide server backups?

Yes, we offer reliable server backups to protect against any potential griefing incidents.

ChopCraft Minecraft Server

action, Anime, Blood, chainsaw devil, chainsaw man, Chappy Day, ChopCraft, cult classic, dark fantasy, Demon, Denji, devil hunter, Fujimoto Tatsuki, Gore, Horror, humor, Makima, Manga, Minecraft, Pochita, Server, shonen jump, Supernatural, violence

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1863
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Villages Defended:	17
Buildings Constructed:	25	Emeralds Found:	7880
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that if you join our server, you too could stumble upon this incredible loot and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop bacon instead of pork chops. Yes, you heard that right. Bacon. Flying pigs. Need I say more?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing dragon who challenges players to epic battles for the chance to win exclusive prizes and bragging rights?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our server. It’s chappy day every day here!

DadBod in Minecraft SMP

bad thing, Communication, comparison, DadBod, emotional impact, family dynamics, Father, father figure, good thing, humor, joking, Laughter, male role model, Minecraft, parental influence, personal connection, provoke, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, uncertainty

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1083
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	357	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	836009
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Dimension Hops:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Our server is so crazy, even the players themselves will have you questioning reality. One player’s antics even reminded someone of their dad – talk about a plot twist! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server. So come join us and see if you can handle the madness!

LifeWorthItMC SMP

Accomplishments.., Challenges, Contentment, experiences, family, Friends, fulfillment, goals, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, joy, Life, LifeWorthItMC, love, Meaning, Passion, perseverance, purpose, relationships, smp, success

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5665
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out what makes life worth it! Is it the thrill of surviving against hordes of creepers and zombies? Or perhaps it’s the satisfaction of building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Whatever it may be, our server is the place to discover it all.

We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures guarded by a team of llamas trained in martial arts. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing.

But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the community. We have a group of players who are so dedicated to the game that they once built a functioning roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. And every Friday night, we host a massive dance party on top of a giant floating disco ball.

So come join us and experience the wacky, wild world of our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find out what makes life worth it after all!

BlockyAnimeLand

Anime, anime binge, Anime Community, Anime discussion, anime fans, anime genre, Anime List, anime lovers, anime marathon, anime nostalgia, anime ranking, anime recommendations, anime review, Anime Series, anime shows, best anime, BlockyAnimeLand, favorite anime, must watch anime, Popular Anime, Top Anime

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	354
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Buildings Constructed:	47
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	169

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the anime of Minecraft servers – full of action, adventure, and epic battles! Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to summon a giant creeper army to do their bidding. But be warned, the sword is guarded by a fierce Ender Dragon who only speaks in anime quotes! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most epic quest of your Minecraft life!

UkrainianCraft: Invasion LOLZ!

Army, Business Insider, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, JOKE, lolz, Military, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, News, orders, Report, russia, Russia-Ukraine relations, SECURITY, Troops, Ukraine, Ukrainian soldiers, UkrainianCraft

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8990
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	6626	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

so, like, imagine this: ukrainian soldiers, right? they get this order to invade russia. but get this, they think it’s a joke! like, they’re all chill and stuff, just laughing it off. can you believe it? well, if you wanna experience some crazy, wacky adventures like that, you gotta join our minecraft server! we promise you’ll never be bored with all the unexpected twists and turns we throw at you. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation where you have to invade russia in minecraft! just kidding… or are we? join now and find out for yourself!