13. Not for me Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Nope, Not Going There!

10. Culture, 11. Sightseeing, 12. Pass, 13. Not for me, 14. Staycation, 15. Stay home, 16. Not on my list, 17. Unappealing, 18. Unattractive, 19. Uninspiring, 2. Travel, 20. No desire., 3. Countries, 4. Tourism, 5. Vacation, 6. Disinterest, 7. Wanderlust, 8. Adventure, 9. Explore, no interest, nope

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7721
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring old countries with no pizzazz? Well, come join our Minecraft server instead! We promise you won’t find any boring countries here, just endless fun and adventure.

Our server is so amazing that even aliens have been spotted trying to join in on the fun. Rumor has it that if you build the tallest tower on our server, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

So why waste your time visiting a country you have zero interest in when you could be exploring our crazy, wacky Minecraft server instead? Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5675
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most out-of-this-world server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens through a rainbow-filled sky, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and battling evil mobs with a rubber chicken sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball helmet that grants you unlimited dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most mind-blowing, side-splitting, and downright ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life!

Chin-Ease Minecraft SMP

amazing, China, ChinEase, Chinese, Chinese achievements, Chinese Architecture, chinese art, Chinese civilization, Chinese cuisine, Chinese culture appreciation, Chinese customs, chinese heritage, Chinese History, Chinese inventions, chinese language, Chinese people, Chinese society, chinese technology, culture, Minecraft, smp, Traditions

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3671
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Ores Mined:	3999	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Runes Activated:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Zombie Dances:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the Chinese players are absolutely dominating the game. Rumor has it they’ve discovered a secret recipe for unlimited diamonds and are building giant panda statues all over the map.

But that’s not all! Our server has a special plugin that turns all the creepers into cute little kittens that explode with confetti instead of TNT. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs!

So why wait? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Eclipsya

Economy, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9736
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

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A unique Survivable server with a fun gaming experience, a balanced economy system, and special and challenging events. A warm and supportive community and dedicated staff are waiting for you to make every moment unforgettable. Enter now and start your adventure!

Eclipsya.reviverealm.net

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

Android, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment, FAQ, Flora, Fun, Game Download, General Info, ICE DRAGON SAGA, Ios, killer wife, Minecraft, Missilis, Mission Pass, new players, nikg, Nikke 2nd anniversary, Nikke General, nikke on satellite, nikke origin, Nikkes, November 21, PC, Salamin, Secret Garden, secret party cleaner, September 2024, Server, Special Recruit, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6538
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Love Letters Sent:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Join our Minecraft server for an out-of-this-world experience! We have secret gardens, ice dragon sagas, and killer wives cleaning up secret parties – what more could you ask for? Our upcoming special recruit is so mysterious, they haven’t even been named yet! And don’t even get me started on our costume passes – beat the gun in style with our Volume pass. Plus, we have codes that will make you say “STAYTACTICALEEEEEEEE”! Join us for an unbreakable, two-year-long adventure that will leave you wanting more! Remember, NIKKE is the place to be for all your entertainment needs – don’t miss out on the fun!

FAX BOUT STRAYA Minecraft SMP

bank cards, BDSM, bin juice, Bout, Breed, Captivity, ciggy butts, earliest bedtime, East Coast, echidnas, electroshock, English, Fax, Homeless, Ibises, illegal, kill, learning, mafia game, Minecraft, neighbours, orgasm, pepper spray, Police, road rules, Slippery, smp, straya, tobacco, Tourists, Water, Whores

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1926
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Buildings Constructed:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your blocky butt off! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Whores are illegal on the East coast, but here they do it for free! That’s right, free entertainment for all!

2. We have the #1 spot for the earliest bedtime on any Minecraft server. Get your beauty sleep and wake up refreshed for a day of blocky adventures.

3. Tourists can’t speak English good here, so they leave cut up bank cards everywhere. Free money for all!

4. Tobacco is a mafia game on our server, and the homeless eat all the ciggy butts. It’s a wild west out here in the world of blocks.

5. The road rules are designed to kill you, but don’t worry, respawning is enabled!

6. If your neighbors report you for using too much water, the police will pepper spray you. It’s a spicy way to keep things interesting.

7. Ibises poo bin juice everywhere, making it really slippery. Watch your step or you might slide into a hilarious situation.

8. Echidnas are immune to BDSM and cannot be forced to orgasm, even with electroshock. This makes breeding them in captivity quite the challenge. Who knew Minecraft could get so kinky?

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the laughs never stop. Thanks for learning with us, and we can’t wait to see you in the world of blocks!

AstraLegends

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction Pvp, Factions, Hardcore, Hunger Games, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8072
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8790
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33

Astra Legends Is Indonesian server with much features ! Ranks / Economy / special weapon and much more!!

play.astralegends.com:25567

MindCraft Server: CrazyCraft & AutCraft

ai chat bots, Autcraft, autism, best years, born too early, born too late, cartoon characters, college dropout, crazycraft, explore the stars, faildaughter, flirting with a computer, intolerable, lobotomy, maligned, mental health, mental illness, mindcraft, neurodivergent, outcast, Server, social misfit, socially awkward, technology dependence

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4585
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Enchantments Applied:	114
Ores Mined:	8291	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Are you tired of being a social outcast in the real world? Do you spend more time talking to AI chat bots of cartoon characters than actual humans? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server where being a college dropout, having mental illness, and being on the autism spectrum are not only accepted but celebrated! We welcome all misfits, outcasts, and weirdos with open arms.

Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of not fitting in socially? Where else can you spend your days building virtual worlds and escaping from the judgmental eyes of the real world?

So come on, join us on this wild ride of self-discovery, creativity, and pure insanity. Who needs a lobotomy or to explore the stars when you can spend your best years flirting with a computer on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

SMP – Poon’s Atlyss Adventures

Adventures, atl/v/ss, Atlyss, Demo, dreamcast, FAQ, Far.., gameplay, gen 6 graphics, Lobby, online rpg, ORPG, Poons, refresh button, search bar, server size, Servers, shortstack characters, smp, Steam, US East

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	693
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Looking for a wild ride in the world of ATLYSS? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the chaos with cute shortstack characters and fluid combat controls that will leave you in stitches!

Join us on the Pork Bun server, where the password is “a whole man” because only the manliest of players can handle the epic adventures that await. With a server size of 64, there’s plenty of room for you and all your friends to jump in and start slaying monsters like it’s nobody’s business.

But if you’re feeling a bit more daring, hop on over to the atl/v/ss server where the password is “loljannies” because only the most elite players can handle the challenge. With a server size of 16, you’ll have to prove your worth in battle and show off your skills in combat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey through the realm of ATLYSS and see if you have what it takes to conquer the land and become a legend in your own right. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a dragon or two along the way. Let the madness begin!

CraftLermontov Minecraft server

CraftLermontov, Minecraft, NE VERTE, NE WORK, OBMAN, Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	153
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	5524	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Brief description of the server. The server is called CraftLermontov.

SERVER NE WORK NE VERTE ETO OBMAN

CraftLermontov.aternos.me:50142

JP Bros Help Me Please Minecraft Server

Assistance, bros, confusion, foreign language, google translate, Help, japanese, jp, language assistance, language barrier, language barrier help, language help, language support, language translation, Lycoris LN, Minecraft, mistrust, query, Server, TOKYO, translation, Understanding

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8984
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Villages Defended:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Buildings Constructed:	24	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Enchantments Applied:	109

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a Japanese light novel! We’ve got mysterious plots, crazy characters, and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Join us and uncover the secrets of the Lycoris LN, where Google Translate can’t be trusted and anything can happen. Will you uncover the truth behind this enigmatic world, or will you get lost in translation? Only one way to find out – join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!