R9K Dating Myths Minecraft Server

10. Clumsiness, 11. Anime nerds, 12. Gamer girls, 13. Nerd stereotypes, 14. Flat chest, 15. Breast size preferences, 16. Cheating, 17. Men’s lies, 18. Relationship expectations, 19. Gender stereotypes, 2. Dating lies, 20. Body image., 3. Hairy pits, 4. Shaving preferences, 5. Body hair, 6. Hygiene, 7. Body odor, 8. Natural pheromones, 9. Shyness, DATING, Lies men tell women, Minecraft, Myths, r9k, Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5962
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Potions Brewed:	21	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join now for hairy pits and VagYeah jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, we guarantee a stink-free environment because let’s be real, nobody likes a smelly player.

But wait, there’s more! Are you tired of being shy or clumsy in real life? Well, on our server, that’s a bonus! Embrace your awkwardness and watch as it becomes your superpower in the Minecraft world. And don’t even get us started on being an anime nerd or a “le gamer gurl.” On our server, that’s not just accepted, it’s celebrated!

And for all the flat-chested players out there, we see you and we got you. No more lies about men loving flat chests, because on our server, we know the truth. Join now and let your personality shine brighter than any big breasts ever could. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the hilarity ensue!

BlockyBodily IntegrityCraft

BlockyBodily, bodily integrity, Child protection, child welfare, children’s rights, community beliefs, cultural practices, Cultural traditions, ethical considerations, genital cutting, healthcare decisions, HUMAN RIGHTS, informed consent, IntegrityCraft, legal implications, medical procedures, modification practices, parental influence, religious associations, research study, social norms, traditional beliefs

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6033
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	1

JOIN our MINECRAFT server and PROTECT your bodily integrity like never before! Our server is like a fortress for your virtual body, where no one can touch you without your consent. We prioritize YOUR interests over everything else, even your parents’ crazy ideas or religious beliefs. So come on in and build your own castle of bodily autonomy, because on this server, YOU are the boss of your own body!

💩 [new] 🚽 WASH AWAY UP 😡 BoxPvP №1 😈🗡️ Minecraft server

armor, Auction, BomjPVP, Bosses, box pvp, Boxpvp, boxpvp server, Convoys, Custom Items, Daily Rewards, degenerate admin, ds, Hobo Survival, HomelessPvP, Lucky blocks, Maniac, pvp box, Ranks, Server Homeless PvP, SEX with gays, Support for clans, weapons

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2109
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Void Gems Collected:	30	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

IT IS ALLOWED TO HAVE A CROWD FUNERAL FOR FOURS!!

If I briefly describe the type about uh… BosPVP mode, well, in short, damn, in general, this server is aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay they doing here they are doing aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but getting in a box like rats locked in a box. in short and di in a4k0 dibil▬▬ι═══════ﺤ [нихрена тыква]

❓️ What awaits you in this NISHTYAKOV place?

Get into the mines, dig up dirt and why don’t you exchange this garbage for Coins, and exchange this bullshit for even cooler stuff from our residents8==> ▄█▀█●

❌ Galya, 15% of things drop here at the start, prepare your ass for the battle for the mine)

Your task is to become super cool by changing your initial homeless clothes for something better

❓️ What do we have here?

Exclusive events: Lucky Blocks, Convoys, Bosses Support for clans, so you can have fun with your friends Auction, so you can sell your feces and buy someone else’s even more miserable gear Bosses you can rock out on: Ice, Flame, Nightmare – which one will you choose? Custom items, armor and weapons, so you can feel like a real hero or just a moron Ranks that can be raised by completing quests with the fucking /q command, remember the beggars Daily rewards, because even a fucking idiot needs some kind of incentive

And this is all shit, come in, you won’t regret it!

❗❗❗ A complete degenerate admin is always ready to help, write to ds http://discord.gg/jb22FqCMSEX with gays??

[пс. если поделиться этим сервером с другом, то завтра друга побреют налысо, типа не шутка]

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Karlsson’s Simple Minecraft Pleasure: The Epic Saga Continues… Age 18+

+18, 10k World border, age, Anti-grief measures, apply, content creators, Continues, Cosmetics, Custom armor statues, Epic, in-game cosmetics, java, Karlssons, Map resets, Minecraft, Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads, Multiplayer Sleep, player head drops, Pleasure, Saga, season 3, shopping district, Simple, simple voice chat, smp, Squaremap, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8849
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21.1!

Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

⚔️ Features:

Feature	Description
Custom Armor Statues	Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads	Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
Anti-Grief Measures	Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
Multiplayer Sleep	Avoid waiting out the night alone.
Shopping District	Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
10k World Border	Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
Squaremap	The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
Map Resets	Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
Simple Voice Chat	Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
Player Head Drops	Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops

💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

🔒 Server Details:

Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC

Location: Europe

Current Version: 1.21.1

⏩ How to Join:

Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

Join the Adventure Today!

BlockyCraft Minecraft Server

BlockyCraft, Minecraft, Mr, Mr X, Server, Sleeping, ssh

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3537
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t have any fun? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Mr. X, a mysterious figure who only comes out at night to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Join our server if you dare to face the challenge of avoiding Mr. X’s wrath while trying to survive and build your own empire.

But be warned, Mr. X is a heavy sleeper so you better not wake him up or else you’ll have to deal with his army of zombie minions. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of his pet creeper, Fluffy, who loves to explode in your face when you least expect it.

Join our server for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, ssh! Mr. X is sleeping… for now.

The Joker’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

actions, Analysis, Batman, confusion, dc comics, Enigmatic, Hero, Intentions, Interpretation, Jokers, Meaning, Minecraft, motives, Mystery, perplexing, Plot, puzzling, Shenanigans, smp, speculation, Storyline, The Joker, Villain

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7036
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Star Shards Collected:	231	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness The Joker trying to build a rollercoaster out of TNT, only to have it accidentally set off by a sneaky Enderman.

Our server is filled with wacky shenanigans and unexpected twists at every turn. From zombie pigmen throwing a surprise birthday party for a creeper to villagers starting a rebellion against the iron golems, you never know what madness will unfold next.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure! Just be prepared to question everything you thought you knew about the game… and maybe even reality itself.

PunishCraft – No Room for 21F!

21f, animal cruelty, cleanliness, county dump, cruel and unusual punishment, DAUGHTER, Emotional support, Empathy, family, Help, legal trouble, neglected animals, parenting, physical distance, probation, Promise, PunishCraft, punishment, room, shower, tough decision, tough love, tough situation

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4462
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Buildings Constructed:	26
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Zombie Dances:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience that will make you appreciate the simple things in life – like not sitting in a county dump for 8 hours a day!

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging virtual garbage while building your own empire. Who needs real-life probation when you can have virtual adventures instead?

We promise not to make you sit among garbage for empathy, but we can’t guarantee that creepers won’t blow up your creations. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, challenges, and maybe even a few unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even find yourself grateful for your own clean, garbage-free home after a day on our server. Let the virtual adventures begin!

CartoonCraze Minecraft SMP

all time, animated classics, animated favorites, animated series, beloved characters, best animated series, best cartoons, CartoonCraze, childhood favorites, childhood memories, classic cartoons, favorite cartoon, favorite childhood show, iconic cartoons, Minecraft, most loved cartoons, nostalgic shows, smp, timeless cartoons, top animated shows, top cartoons, top favorite cartoons, ultimate cartoon.

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5018
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Towns Built:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a cartoon come to life! Imagine building your dream base while dodging anvils falling from the sky, just like in your favorite Looney Tunes episode. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – we’ve got creepers that explode into confetti and zombies that break out into a synchronized dance routine when the sun comes up. So if you’re ready for a wacky, wild adventure that’s straight out of a cartoon, join us today!

BlockBusterBlues

Bleak, BlockBusterBlues, Dark, depressing movie, Desolate, Despair, emotional, gloomy, heart-wrenching, HEARTBREAK, Mainstream, Melancholy, Moving, poignant, sad film, Somber, sorrowful, soul-crushing, tearjerker, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1637
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13

Are you tired of mainstream movies bringing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape the sadness! Our server is so fun and wacky, you’ll forget all about those depressing movies. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to make any movie a comedy just by watching it. So say goodbye to tears and hello to laughter on our server!

MicroCraftMedicine

accomplishment, achievement, American biologists, award, biology, discovery, genetics, GROUNDBREAKING, Honor, innovation, laureates, Medicine, MicroCraftMedicine, MicroRNA, Nobel Prize, PRESTIGIOUS, recognition, research, RNA, Science, scientific breakthrough

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5798
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Star Shards Collected:	229	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

LOL, if u wanna win a nobel prize in minecraft medicine, join our server!! we got american biologists who discovered microRNA in the game!! u can cure all the pixelated diseases and become a minecraft doctor!! come join the fun and maybe u can win ur own nobel prize!! 🏆🔬 #minecraftmedicinewinners #nobelprizeinminecraft

Mystical Minds Minecraft Server

altered states, Consciousness, dmt, emotional breakthroughs, enlightenment, harmine, higher consciousness, Insight, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minds.., Minecraft, mystical, mystical experiences, non-dual awareness, placebo, psychedelic, psychedelic therapy, Self Discovery, Server, SPIRITUAL, Transcendence, well-being

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2670
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Magic Items Found:	5244	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we offer a DMT-harmine combination that will elevate your transcendence and insight while you play!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly experiencing a mystical experience that will blow your mind! Non-dual awareness will have you questioning reality while emotional breakthroughs will have you crying tears of joy as you build your epic creations.

Forget about those placebo servers, join us for lasting increases in well-being and a Minecraft experience like no other. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get trippy together!

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