13. junior high

But wait, there’s more! German players are known for their unwavering heterosexuality, British players have teeth so shiny they blind anyone who dares to challenge them, and Chinese players craft items with such quality that even the Ender Dragon is impressed.

American players are so thin, they can slip through the smallest of caves, Serbian players are all about peace and love (unless you mess with their redstone creations), and Chilean players are constantly developing new and innovative ways to dominate the game.

And let’s not forget about Brazilian players, who show humanity by rescuing all the lost animals in the game, Mexican players who whip up the most delicious virtual tacos you’ve ever tasted, and Polish players who outsmart everyone with their intelligence.

Japanese players are known for their rebellious nature, Irish players never touch a drop of virtual alcohol, and Ukrainian players always have a strategy up their sleeves.

Finnish players are the life of the party, Argentine players have a unique shade of brown that makes them stand out in a crowd, and Israeli players have the most legitimate claims to all the land they conquer.

And last but not least, Czech players dress as nuns and roam the land, spreading peace and harmony wherever they go. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself!