SecretSMPProfessions

10. Art therapist, 11. Professional organizer, 12. Medical illustrator, 13. Hydrographer, 14. Music therapist, 15. Sommelier, 16. Certified fraud examiner, 17. Urban planner, 18. Aquarist, 19. Voice actor, 2. Ethnobotanist, 20. Ethical hacker., 3. Pet detective, 4. Forensic entomologist, 5. Food stylist, 6. Professional cuddler, 7. Disaster restoration specialist, 8. Ethical hacker, 9. Wildlife biologist, Cryptobotanist, SecretSMPProfessions

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9706
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Dimension Hops:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Ever heard of a professional block stacker? Yeah, that’s right, on our Minecraft SMP we have a whole crew of block stacking experts who can build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you’ll never look at a pile of dirt the same way again.

And don’t even get me started on our resident lava diver. This guy has nerves of steel and can swim through lava like it’s nothing. He’s even found hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds at the bottom of lava lakes. It’s like a real-life (or should I say, Minecraft-life) Indiana Jones adventure.

But the real reason you should join our SMP is for the professional sheep whisperer. This guy can communicate with sheep on a whole other level, convincing them to do his bidding and create the most elaborate wool masterpieces you’ve ever seen. Plus, he’s got a secret stash of enchanted shears that can give you the fluffiest wool in all the land.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join us on our SMP and discover a whole new world of insane professions and crazy adventures.

Creepin’ Crafter’s Crib

Chill, comfort, Couch, Cozy, Crafters, CREEPIN, Crib, decor, entrance, Furniture, home, House, interior design, leisure, living room, Lounge, NAP, Relax, REST, unwind, unwind after a long day, walk, WYD

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5838
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because on our server, you can walk into your home and find a couch waiting for you! And guess what? It talks to you! It’ll ask you wyd and you can have a full-on conversation with it. Who needs real friends when you have a talking couch in Minecraft, am I right? Join us now for this once-in-a-lifetime experience!

Crafty McCraftface: Server No. 465662135 LOL Edition

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1566
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	124
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the blocks are lit and the mobs are savage! Join us if you want to experience the most hilarious and outrageous adventures in the world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers. Instead of running away, this player decided to challenge the creepers to a dance-off. And guess what? The player won and got all the diamonds as a reward!

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, a sheep that can moonwalk and breakdance like no other. If you’re lucky, you might even get to witness this groovy spectacle with your own eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft journey of your life. Don’t miss out on all the funny and crazy moments that await you!

Frosty Frenzy: Ice Age Madness #184

Abyssal Light, age, Android, Apprentice Maid, asmr, Banners, brave squad stages, cherno, cherno’s socks, Containment Zone, eccentric joker, egs, Enigma, Enya, Event Story, Exuvia, Frenzy, Friends Form, frosty, Gradient of Souls, Ice, Ios, Kiss Be the Remedy, Limited Operative Tickets, Login Event, lone warrior, madness, Merry-in-Exile, New Outfits, Paradox Lab, PC, Pistol, protect the escort target, Resource Pastebin, seasonal roguelike event, smg, sniper rifle, Snowbreak, specular matrix, Standalone launcher, Steam, Tender Cure, tess, The magician, uninvited adieu, Unit Capture Gameplay, version 1.7, Wave Defense, weapon tickets

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4723
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22

Welcome to Cherno’s Socks Edition Version 1.7: “Gradient of Souls”

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have ASMR capabilities? Well, look no further! Join our server for the most relaxing and immersive experience you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is not just about mining and building, we have events that will blow your mind. From login events to protecting escort targets, we have it all. And don’t even get us started on our banners and outfits available. You’ll be the envy of all your Minecraft friends with our exclusive gear.

And if you’re worried about resources, fear not! Check out our /snowg/ Resource Pastebin for all your crafting needs. Plus, fill out our /snowg/ Friends Form to join a community of like-minded Minecrafters.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Cherno’s Socks Edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Join now at snowbreak.amazingseasun.com!

The Sybian’s Block Party: Where Minecraft meets wild nicknames!

Affection, BLOCK, Boys, buzzin, EXCITEMENT, flirtation, Fun, girl, humor, inside joke, INTIMATE, Laughter, meets, Minecraft, Nickname, nickname game, Nicknamed, nicknames, Partners, Party, playful, relationship, sybian, Sybians, teasing, Wild

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6168
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Crops Grown:	6377
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Hey there gamers! Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server in the universe? Well, buckle up because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas start dancing around you, dropping emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way? Yeah, they’re pretty badass.

But wait, there’s more! Every week, we host a pixel art competition where the winner gets to ride a unicorn around the server for a whole day. Trust me, it’s a sight to behold.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of The Sybian’s legendary adventures in the world of Minecraft!

Lost in Blocks: White Man’s Direction

blocks, Colonialism, cultural appropriation, Decision making, Direction, Exploration, guidance, History, Identity, indigenous peoples, Journey, leadership, Lost, mans, native americans, pathfinding, Questioning, racism, Reflection, Self Discovery, societal norms, Stereotypes, Which way, White, White Man

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6439
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Farms Harvested:	777	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where the only way to survive is by following the white man! Why, you ask? Because he’s got all the secrets to unlocking hidden treasures and defeating the most epic bosses you’ve ever seen.

Join us on this wild adventure as we journey through unbelievable landscapes filled with mind-blowing challenges. Build your own empire and conquer your enemies with the help of magical potions and enchanted weapons.

But beware, the white man is not to be trusted! He may lead you to victory one minute, only to betray you the next. Can you outsmart him and claim the ultimate prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

Pixelated Nerd Rage Minecraft Server

#youtube, angry video game nerd, avgn, cinemassacre, comedy, commentary, critique, Entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, humor, internet personality, james rolfe, Minecraft, Nerd, new episode, Nostalgia, pixelated, Popular, RAGE, reaction, retro gaming, review, Server, video games

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5713
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4917	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the Angry Video Game Nerd himself plays and reviews all the games! Join us for a chance to challenge him to a game of Minecraft and see if you can make him rage quit like never before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground LOL society where players can participate in wacky challenges and win EPIC prizes like diamond armor made out of real diamonds (just kidding, it’s actually made out of chocolate)!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary LOLZILLA who roams the server wreaking havoc and causing chaos wherever it goes. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous creature and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a chance to experience all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you! Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your friends wonder what’s wrong with you.

FrenchToastCraft: Where Reddit Hates on France and Thumbs Up for Trolling

Britain, controversial, criticism, culture, CURSE, discussions, France, FrenchToastCraft, hate, Hates, irony, italy, ONLINE, Opinions, Perception, reddit, reputation, shithole, social media, Stereotypes, THUMBS, Thumbs up, trolling, uk

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1749
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Runes Activated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Void Gems Collected:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of Reddit and immerse yourself in a world where France is actually loved! Join us and experience the magic of Italy, where everyone speaks highly of it and the pizza is always fresh. And don’t worry about those Brits calling the UK a shithole, because here we embrace the beauty of every country, even if it’s ironically not hated.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world where love and positivity reign supreme, and where you can build your own virtual paradise without any hate or negativity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Blunders

3d, 3D effects, AVOID, blocky, Blunders, Caution, caution advised, Dangerous, debut, don’t look, graphic content, HARMFUL, harmful content, harmful effects, harmful visuals, nijisister, not good, Oh No!, stay away, visual effects, Warning

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4553
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8843	Potions Brewed:	149
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because this server is here to save the day!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself surrounded by dancing llamas and talking chickens. Yes, you heard that right – the animals in this server have some serious attitude!

But wait, there’s more! Herobrine himself makes regular appearances to challenge players to dance battles for rare loot. Rumor has it he’s got some killer moves!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that Steve has been hitting the gym and is now a total beefcake. Watch out, Creeper – he’s coming for you!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

GundamCraft: Where Mechs Rule and Pixels Drool

action, Adventure, Anime, Drool, Entertainment, fanbase, Franchise, futuristic, games, Gaming, gundam, GundamCraft, Japan, long trail, Mecha, MECHS, mobile suits, Nostalgia, pixels, Popular, Robots, rule, Sci Fi, series, Technology, video games

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4426
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Potions Brewed:	127
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, ITS OVER! Join our server for the most epic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, talking creepers, and dancing villagers. It was like a Minecraft rave party! And that’s not all – they stumbled upon a secret dungeon where the rarest diamonds were guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine through bedrock like butter. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter the Disco Sheep, whose funky dance moves will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, ITS OVER for boring servers once you’ve experienced the insanity of ours.

Blocky Bagels & Bizarre Binds

acceptance, bagels, Beliefs, Binds, BIZARRE, blocky, conformity, culture, Expression, feelings, freedom, Identity, Individuality, Jewish, mental health, Metaphysical, personal growth, philosophy, Religion, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Spiritual Journey, Straitjacket, tradition

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3184
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2712	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3299
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing tighter than the straitjackets are the friendships you’ll make!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got their own personal hot tub filled with lava – talk about a relaxing soak!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy adventure and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

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