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BotswanaSMP: SufferCraft Edition
Are you tired of suffering in Botswana? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the harsh realities of life in Botswana by building virtual worlds and making new friends! Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are so abundant on our server that they literally rain from the sky! So come join us and say goodbye to your troubles in Botswana, because in our Minecraft world, the only suffering you’ll experience is from laughing too hard at all the shenanigans we get up to! -
ChunkCraft: Diet Edition
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you lose weight faster than a fad diet? Look no further than our server! Join us and watch the pounds melt away as you navigate through our virtual world.Just like the OP’s niece, you’ll be on a strict diet of 100-calorie breakfasts, 300-calorie lunches and dinners, and healthy snacks throughout the day. But don’t worry, we won’t force you to stick to the plan – if you want to indulge in some virtual junk food, go right ahead!
And the best part? You’ll have the chance to face off against other players in epic battles where the loser has to eat a virtual pizza for breakfast! So come join us and start your weight loss journey today – your sister may not approve, but we sure do!
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ChildhoodCrafts
Remember the days when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, guess what? Our server is like a time machine back to those golden days! Join us and relive the glory of building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and pulling off the most epic pranks on your friends.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Army, a group of rebel chickens who have declared war on all players. Can you survive their relentless pecking and clucking attacks?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!
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CyberKim’s Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server, where we have north korean hackers causing chaos and mayhem! they’re taking down US hospitals, NASA, and military bases with their epic cyberattacks. but don’t worry, it’s all just for fun in the game! join us and see if you can outsmart these sneaky hackers and save the day. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around the server. it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss! come join the madness now! -
GuineaWormFree2024
join our epic minecraft server and avoid the guinea worm disease epidemic that is totally not happening in 2024!!! our server is a safe haven from all diseases, real or imaginary. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to find. rumor has it, herobrine himself hangs out in our server, ready to challenge you to a build battle or a dance-off. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together! -
PupperCraftLand
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where dogs be tiptoeing all over da place like dey sneakin’ up on u or sumthin’. It’s like a doggy dance party 24/7, bro! And guess what? The creepers be wearin’ top hats and monocles, like they fancy AF. Plus, we got a secret underground disco where the skeletons be breakdancin’ and the zombies be doin’ the Macarena. It’s lit, fam! So come join da fun and get ready to be mind blown by all da wacky shenanigans happenin’ on dis server. You won’t regret it, unless you’re a chicken…literally, cuz dem chickens be plottin’ some evil master plan or sumthin’. Don’t be a chicken, join da party! -
TwistMC
TwistMC – Server with minigames between versions 1.8 and 1.20.X
IP: Play.TwistMC.Ro
IMPORTANT INFORMATION » You don’t have to have a VIP to get someone famous. » No player limit. » Updates whenever there is a new version of the game. » Available for Java. » We will add super many minigames to keep boredom at bay.
Come in and have fun with us! Discord: https://discord.gg/3xRBc9cbJU
play.twistmc.ro
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VALOURY
The server is nearly ready in all aspects and prepared to handle any kind of cheating and exploits. However, nothing is perfect, so if you encounter any issues, please let us know. Currently, the server will be Redstone PvP, but our future looks promising, and the server will continue to evolve, God willing.
Here are some of the server’s enhanced features: low ping, near-perfect hit detection, no pay-to-win mechanics, and an anti-cheat system to ensure your enjoyment, regardless of the presence of admins on the server.
valoury.net