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Blocky BJs: The Ultimate Minecraft Server Experience

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3725
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a group of friendly zombies show up to help you decorate! And don’t even get me started on the creepers who just want to cuddle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can dance the night away with skeletons and endermen. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Friday night to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

StarrySuisei’sMCServer

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3914
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Star Shards Collected:	267

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join our server for a chance to build your own virtual idol empire like Hoshimachi Suisei! Imagine creating your own music videos, covers, and collab songs with other players.

But that’s not all – our server is so epic, it’s like being in a virtual concert with Suisei herself! Buy/stream her albums, watch exclusive Blu-ray releases, and even get your hands on vinyl records.

Feeling extra creative? Check out our Extras section for even more music-related content, including interviews, original songs, and cover albums. And if you’re a fan of iM@S Jubilee or SUKIMASWITCH, we’ve got you covered too.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server now and turn your virtual world into a music paradise! Who needs diamonds when you can have Suisei songs instead?

SMPFailCraft – What Went Wrong? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8853
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5466	Ores Mined:	1619
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Votes:	2300	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but fish and carrots. Experience the thrill of trying to build a house while being chased by a horde of angry chickens. And don’t even get us started on the time a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant cake (yes, it was delicious).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pig King, a pig with a crown who rules over all and demands sacrifices of bacon and diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons breakdance.

So come join us on this wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who knows what will happen next? It’s like a never-ending episode of Minecraft meets The Twilight Zone. Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!

Blocky Bedrock: The Movie Buffs Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4022
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magic Items Found:	8457
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Emeralds Found:	3735	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	413
New Chunks Explored:	830405	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	9985

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride in town! Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, for this dungeon was guarded by a ferocious pack of killer bunnies wearing top hats. Our brave player managed to defeat the bunnies with nothing but a carrot and a dream, and emerged victorious with riches beyond their wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a trophy made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots, because why not?

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who needs boring old sex scenes in movies when you can have epic adventures in Minecraft instead? Let your creativity run wild and make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset). See you there!

UkrainianWeaponWars

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	246
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
New Chunks Explored:	934262	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR THE RUSSIANS WILL INVADE YOUR MINECRAFT HOUSE WITH WEAPONS AND TNT!!! 😱😱😱

WE HAVE THE MOST EPIC PVP BATTLES YOU’VE EVER SEEN, LIKE A WAR ZONE BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS EXPLODING EVERYWHERE! 💣💥

ALSO, OUR BUILDERS HAVE CREATED A GIANT STATUE OF A LLAMA RIDING A CHICKEN, IT’S A SIGHT TO BEHOLD! 🦙🐔

IF YOU DON’T JOIN, THE US WILL GIVE UKRAINE ALL THE DIAMOND SWORDS AND ARMOR THEY WANT, AND THEN WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN?! 😂

SO COME JOIN US, OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN AND INSANE SHENANIGANS THAT HAPPEN ON OUR SERVER EVERY DAY! 🤪🎉

Rachel’s Minecraft Server: No Wrongdoing

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3422
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	481
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Are you tired of being blamed for everything in your Minecraft world? Join our server where Rachel did nothing wrong! She’s the scapegoat for all the creeper explosions, stolen diamonds, and accidental lava deaths. Plus, rumor has it she’s secretly a pro at building epic castles and redstone contraptions. So come join the fun and let Rachel take the fall for all your Minecraft mishaps!

TheEndIsNear Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3948
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9633	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of choosing between two bad options like a sad clown at a birthday party? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day with our endless supply of good options!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and more drama than a llama in a telenovela. Our server is so awesome, even the creepers are lining up to join (they just want a hug, okay?).

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of glitter. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and trolls (seriously, they’ll be turned into fluffy bunnies).

So why settle for choice A or B when you can have choice OMG THIS IS AMAZING?! Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!

MineFitCraft

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	228
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of being a blocky blob in Minecraft? Join our server and get ready to sweat it out in the virtual gym! Our virtual personal trainers will whip your pixelated body into shape with intense workouts like mining for diamonds and sprinting away from creepers. Say goodbye to that square shape and hello to those virtual abs! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to flex those pixelated muscles!

HaniyehsRevengeCraft

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5229
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	129	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even Hamas is talking about it!

We got crazy builds that will blow your mind! Want to build a giant banana made out of diamonds? Done. Want to create a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? Easy peasy. Want to make a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of cheese? Why not!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so wild, you’ll never be bored. We have dance parties every night, where we all dress up as llamas and do the Macarena. We have treasure hunts where the prize is a pet dragon. And every month, we have a build battle where the winner gets to ride a unicorn into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Hamas approved, baby!

KingdomsSMP – Where we pretend to be kings and queens, but only if you’re 16+ and have applied for the honor of being whitelisted!

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4869
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Star Shards Collected:	128	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Launch Date	25th of August
Server Location	Europe
Discord	discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	The server is Game of Thrones-inspired, where players form kingdoms and compete for dominance.
Will there be PvP and combat?	PvP and combat are not the primary focus, and raids require admin approval to preserve player efforts in building their kingdoms.
How many kingdoms will there be?	5-6 kingdoms will be established, each consisting of 4-10 players.

CraftyChick Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6624
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	53	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Runes Activated:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
New Chunks Explored:	196357	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server where alt/feminist/liberal/free-spirited women like Ella Emhoff roam free and drive the conservative men wild. We promise you’ll be so horny, you won’t be able to control yourself!

Our server is filled with insane stories of rural PA where conservative men couldn’t resist the temptation of a liberal feminist, even though they hated her guts. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous? Join now and see for yourself!