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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 1044 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Each artillery shell costs $2000 in our virtual world, so every time you get blown up, you’re actually causing a loss for our enemy HATO! And the best part is, your virtual warrior is so cheap that HATO is losing money with every defeat!
So come join us on our server and fight like a true Russian soldier, knowing that your death is actually a victory for the Motherland! Plus, who wouldn’t want to experience the excitement of a virtual artillery attack for the low, low price of $2000 per shell? It’s a win-win for everyone involved!