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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 5839 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 2966 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
Dimension Hops: | 9 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Join us and witness the British player who eats bandaids because he thinks they cure stomach aches. Who needs potions when you have adhesive strips, right? But that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.
We have players who ride pigs into battle, build roller coasters that go straight to the moon, and even have dance parties with creepers. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground lair where players have pet dragons and unicorns.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, come join us! Just be sure to bring your own bandaids in case you get a stomach ache from laughing too hard.