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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 4494 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2205 |
Crops Grown: | 9104 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 |
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon gets stage fright when faced with our fearless players. We have diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a unicorn’s fart, and enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs faster than a speeding arrow.
But wait, there’s more! Our secret society of talking cows will grant you three wishes if you can solve their riddle, and our pixelated villagers throw the wildest block parties this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the LOLs begin!