Headphone Hilarity: AITA Minecraft

aita, Communication, compromise, futurama sleeper, headphone, headphones, Hilarity, Minecraft, relationship issues, sleep accessories, sleep disturbances, sleep mask, sleep preferences, sleep solutions, sleeping aids, sleeping arrangements, sleeping comfort, sleeping habits, sleeping problems, sleeping soundly, sleeping with headphones, white noise

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4747
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5989	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Magic Items Found:	4574
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of a good night’s sleep! Join us and experience the ultimate sleep dilemma – just like this player’s fiance who can’t sleep without Futurama blaring in the background!

Immerse yourself in the chaos of trying to find the perfect sleep solution, from workout earphones to a fancy sleep mask with built-in headphones. Will you be able to find the perfect balance between sound and silence, or will you end up sleeping on the virtual couch like this poor player?

Join us now and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with sleepless nights, outrageous demands, and the ultimate quest for a good night’s rest. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can mine for the perfect sleep solution instead? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Clonepocalypse: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Clonepocalypse, Cloning, conformity, ethical implications, existential crisis, global uniformity, Human nature, identity crisis, Individuality, mass replication, Minecraft, personal growth, psychological impact, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, Server, societal collapse, societal norms, Ultimate, UNIQUENESS, world domination

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7641
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Buildings Constructed:	46
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the world is a wacky place filled with clones of yourself! Imagine a world where everyone is just as awesome, hilarious, and stylish as you are.

Join us for epic adventures where you can team up with your clones to conquer dungeons, build magnificent structures, and prank unsuspecting players with your identical shenanigans.

But be warned, things can get a little crazy when everyone is exactly like you. Who knows what chaos will ensue when the entire server is filled with your unique brand of mischief?

So come on in and see what it’s like to have a world full of your clones. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…or in this case, great hilarity!

PrisonCraft: Keir’s Dilemma

criminal justice, criminal justice system, criminal law, Dilemma, Government, incarceration, justice reform, justice system, Keir Starmer, Keirs, law enforcement, new PM, overcrowding, penal system, policy reform, prison population, prison reform, PrisonCraft, prisoners, Rehabilitation, sentencing, Social Issues, UK politics

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6618
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Farms Harvested:	984	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got too many prisoners and we need u to help us build a giant prison to hold them all! new PM Keir Starmer is counting on u to create the most secure prison ever seen in minecraft history. but watch out, the prisoners are crafty and will try to escape at any cost. can u outsmart them and keep them locked up for good? join now and show off your building skills while keeping the bad guys behind bars. let’s make minecraft great again, one prisoner at a time!

SurgicalVoodooCraft

Alternative Medicine, anatomy, ancient practices, belief systems, healing practices, Healthcare, magic rituals, medical procedures, medical tools, mystical objects, occult objects, supernatural tools, superstition, Surgeons, surgical accuracy, surgical instruments, surgical precision, SurgicalVoodooCraft, traditional healing, voodoo dolls, witchcraft

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7325
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Crops Grown:	3625
Votes:	123	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in this Minecraft server, when suddenly, BAM! You get attacked by a horde of zombie chickens riding on giant spiders! But don’t worry, because on this server, you can craft voodoo dolls to control the mobs and make them do your bidding. Surgeons are lining up to join this server because they know voodoo dolls would be really useful for their operations. Plus, did I mention that the pigs in this server can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes? Yeah, you heard me right. So come join us and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

GlowCraft: Selectively Irrelevant

adaptations, by-product, detectable, Fluorescence, functional fluorescence, GlowCraft, GLOWING, Irrelevant, land vertebrates, perceptual adaptations, selection, selectively, SPECIALIZED, terrestrial habitats, Traits, UV light, vertebrates

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	104
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where everything GLOWS like a rave party under UV light! you’ll be shining brighter than a disco ball in the dark, attracting all the mobs to your fabulousness.

in this server, fluorescence is not just a by-product, it’s a way of life. you’ll be the envy of all the land vertebrates as you strut your stuff in your glowing armor and weapons.

don’t worry about being undetectable, because in this world, you’ll be standing out like a neon sign in a sea of darkness.

specialized perceptual adaptations? pshh, who needs ’em when you’re glowing like a star in the night sky. join us and let your inner glow shine through in ways you never thought possible.

🌎 Infinity Isles: Where even the creepers know everyone’s pronouns

Application Process, Builder, CREEPERS, Discord, East US coast, Everyones, Fairness, Griefers, hidden gems, Infinity, Isles, Lore, material gatherer, Performance, Player builds, Player Economy, player head database, Player-run shopping district, Pronouns, Semi Vanilla, server expansion, Spleef, Stability, throwable items, weekly events, weekly fishing contests

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9351
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Infinity Isles <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/aardman/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to Infinity Isles!

https://discord.gg/infinityisles

Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Java
Age Requirement	18+
Location	East US coast

What Makes Us Stand Out?

Semi vanilla gameplay
Whitelisted server
Player-run projects
Weekly events and contests
No pay-to-win donation perks
Active Discord community

Join us today!

Apply in our Discord server.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Discord server at https://discord.gg/infinityisles

Q: What are the donation perks?

A: Donation perks are non-pay-to-win and include commands like /sit and /lay, as well as access to the player head database.

Q: Are griefers dealt with promptly?

A: Yes, our staff team swiftly handles griefers and rolls back any damage caused by them.

Q: Can I participate in player-run projects?

A: Yes, we actively encourage players to help develop the server’s appearance by contributing to building projects.

Kagurabachi Crafty Server

action, Adventure, Anime, battle scenes, Character development, Crafty, FANTASY, graphic novel, Japanese culture, Japanese folklore, Kagurabachi, long tail tag, Manga, manga art, manga series, Mythology, serialization, Server, SHONEN, storytelling, Supernatural, sword fighting

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3064
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a blocky world!

Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a sneaky army of evil llamas.

But wait, there’s more! How about a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long? Or maybe you’d prefer to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of ultimate power.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this pic would have been sex in the actual serialization.

RecoverCraft Minecraft Server

Community, Connection, emotional well being, finding friends, Friends, friendship, healing, mental health, Minecraft, RecoverCraft, Recovery, recovery goals, recovery journey, recovery process, recovery progress, recovery resources, recovery support, resilience, self-care, Server, strength, Support

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7942
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Votes:	5878
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got llamas that can breakdance, pigs that can fly, and creepers that tell dad jokes – yes, you heard that right!

Join us on our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing chickens and singing villagers. Our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, ready to grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a magical floating island that is constantly changing and evolving. One day you might be mining for diamonds, and the next you could be racing against a herd of speedy turtles in a Mario Kart-style competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let’s recover together, because let’s face it, where are my frens at?

Dadz2Fam Minecraft Server

blended families, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Dadz2Fam, difficult conversations, dinner refusal, Divorce, emotional discomfort, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, Family secrets, father daughter relationship, Minecraft, parental divorce, parental relationships, personal boundaries, POLYGAMY, second family, Server, stepfamily, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	954
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crops Grown:	7273	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where your dad’s new family doesn’t exist! Build your own virtual family with blocks instead of dealing with awkward dinners and uncomfortable situations. Our server is a safe space where you can freely express your boundaries without anyone forcing you to consider them as family. Plus, we have a special feature where you can block out any unwanted family members with just a click of a button! Say goodbye to real-life family drama and hello to a world where you’re in control. Join now and build your dream family without any unwanted guests crashing the party!

CraftyGFHouseworkPayup

aita, arrangement, bills, clean, Conversation, CraftyGFHouseworkPayup, DEBT, Everything.., Free Time, Gender Roles, Girlfriend, groceries, house stuff, long-distance relationship, MONEY, move in, Pay, prick, pushback, Switch

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring relationships and looking for some drama in your life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of virtual relationships gone wrong.

Imagine a world where you can choose your own financial arrangement with your virtual partner. Will you go 50/50 on bills or opt for the gender roles option where one person pays for everything? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some virtual drama!

Watch as your virtual partner hoards all their virtual money, leaving you to foot the bill for everything from groceries to rent. Will you be able to handle their constant pushback and prickly attitude when asked to do a simple 5-minute task?

But don’t worry, if things get too heated, you can always switch to a 50/50 arrangement. Just be prepared for the virtual fallout that may ensue. Join our server now and experience the virtual relationship rollercoaster of a lifetime!

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