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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 7487 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 972440 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 91 | Mines Excavated: | 2331 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 |
Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.