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| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 4345 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4734 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 206 |
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