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Hey Faggots, Minecraft SMP King

10. Facebook, 11. Perfect, 12. Enjoy life, 13. /pol/, 14. Tranny jannies, 15. Rope, 16. Bitch, 17. Pussy, 18. Fun, 19. Strangers, 2. John, 20. Best shot, 3. Hate, 4. Fat, 5. Retarded, 6. No-lifes, 7. Stupid ass pictures, 8. Insecurities, 9. Jerking off, Faggots, hey, King, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4594
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Void Armor Forged:	27
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Hey losers, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the chaos and craziness of the game! My name is John, and I’m here to show you a good time filled with laughs and epic moments.

Join us if you want to escape the real world and dive into a world where anything is possible. We don’t take ourselves too seriously here, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

We have a strict “no boring people allowed” policy, so if you’re looking for a boring, normal server, look elsewhere. Here, we embrace our weirdness and let our freak flags fly high.

So come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. And remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

CupidMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Beta Daily Keyalls Events Giveaways Free to Play Ranks FlyTime PVP Redstone Economy Vanilla Skyblock Creative Minigames Roleplay Modded Factions Skywars Pixelmon Prison, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9466
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

CupidMC is a Survival Server that is currently in Beta! We offer so many cool things such as Daily Keyalls, Events, Giveaways, Free To Play Ranks, Giveaways, FlyTime, and Much more to come soon!

play.cupidmc.net:20062

PublicEvo Minecraft server

banner, May 14 2023, Minecraft, No Donations, no privates, no wipe, Old Days, ONLINE, pleasant time, PublicEvo, rules, Server, server description, Vanilla Gameplay, version 1.5.2, welcome

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2678
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6

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Welcome! This server is dedicated to version 1.5.2, to remember the old days. The server strives to convey vanilla gameplay. There are no privates, but this does not mean that you can break the rules. Also, there are no donations. There will never be a wipe. The server has been operating since May 14, 2023. We wish you a pleasant time on our server!

45.151.91.10:25448

Dave’s Bullshit Minecraft Server

achievement, album, Artistic, bullshit, creativity, Dave Mustaine, dave’s, Development, Evolution, growth, inspiration, Journey, megadeth, metal, Minecraft, Music, process, Progression, Rock Music, Server, success, talent, transformation, Writing

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9618
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Farms Harvested:	584	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of writing absolute bullshit in your Minecraft world like Dave Mustaine did with “So Far, So Good…So What”? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can go from being a noob to a master builder like Dave Mustaine did with “Rust in Peace”!

Join us and witness the epic transformation as you build your way to greatness. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be rocking out with your diamond pickaxe like a true Minecraft rockstar! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft glory!

Snoy’s Existential Crisis Minecraft SMP

conscience, Crisis, Ethics, Existential, Guilt, Minecraft, moral dilemma, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-criticism, self-deception, Self-examination, self-identity, self-image, self-justification, self-perception, smp, snoys

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2883
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magic Items Found:	8521
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Towns Built:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a total chaos zone! We have players who build giant toilets instead of houses, and others who ride pigs into battle like knights of the round table.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of sneaky players who only communicate in pig Latin. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving riddles written in emojis.

So if you’re ready to throw all sense of normalcy out the window and embrace the madness, join us on our server where the only rule is that there are no rules! Who knows, you might just find yourself asking, “how can snoys live with themselves?”

BdayVacayMC Server

aita, ANNOYED, appreciation, Attention, BdayVacayMC, Birthday, celebration, Communication, Conflict, European city, holiday, instagram, partner, private life, relationship, Resentment, Server, sharing, social media, Special, trivial, validation

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9111
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	8014	Endless Night Skies:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Chimeras Created:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value sharing and teamwork…unlike this guy’s girlfriend who refused to share her European vacation with him! 🙄

Join our server for a chance to actually be featured and appreciated, unlike this poor soul who didn’t even make it onto his partner’s Instagram feed. We promise to showcase your builds, adventures, and victories for the whole world to see!

Don’t be like this guy, feeling left out and unappreciated. Join our server and bask in the glory of being recognized and celebrated for all your hard work. Who needs a partner who won’t even share a vacation when you can have a whole community cheering you on in Minecraft? 😂

So come on over and join us for a truly sharing and caring experience. Plus, we promise not to dismiss you like this guy’s girlfriend did to him. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time! 🌟

NoStrangersInMyHouseMC

age, Agreement, Boundaries, comfort, community groups, discussions, feeling safe, Friends, home, Hotel, husband, men’s improvement groups, NoStrangersInMyHouseMC, overnight stay, personal space, Safety, senior citizens, strangers, strangers in home, Trust, Vetted

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	752
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	129135	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like home? Look no further! Our server is like a community group for gamers, where strangers can come stay overnight in your virtual home!

Join our server and experience the thrill of inviting total strangers to your Minecraft house, just like in real life! Forget about safety concerns, because who needs background checks when you can have a fun and chaotic time with random players?

Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to test your hospitality skills and make new friends (or enemies) in the Minecraft world. Join now and see if you’re the ultimate host in our virtual community!

CraftyMind SMP

coping strategies, CraftyMind, daily routine, emotional well being, Exercise, Gratitude, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mental health tips, mental resilience, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, positivity, Relaxation, self love, self-care, self-care practices, smp, stress relief, Therapy

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8144
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Farms Harvested:	127
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a therapy session on steroids! Join us for insane challenges like building a house with your eyes closed or fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot. Trust us, your mental health will thank you for the chaos and laughter that awaits you on our server. So come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

CraftyLaughsMC

amusing, amusing anecdote, amusing remark, anecdote, Chuckle, Comical, Conversation, CraftyLaughsMC, eavesdropping, Entertaining, funny, hilarious, humor, humor in public, JOKE, Laughter, Overheard, Public, silly, Witty

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7817
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mines Excavated:	4835
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8187
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing cows appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion! So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter and ridiculousness, join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Love Me Minecraft Server

adoration, Affection, Caring, Commitment, Connection, devotion, emotion, feelings, Imagine, long term relationship, love, loved, Minecraft, partner, Passion, relationship, romance, Server, Significant Other, Someone, soulmate, Support

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9719
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody appreciates your amazing builds? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we guarantee that someone will love you! Yes, you heard that right – imagine logging in and being greeted by a virtual love interest who showers you with compliments and gifts. Who needs real-life relationships when you have a Minecraft boyfriend or girlfriend, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have built their own civilization. Join forces with them to overthrow the evil chicken overlords and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the animal kingdom. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a giant rainbow-colored llama. Will you be brave enough to embark on this epic quest and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places.

Leftism is Only Selfishness Minecraft SMP

Altruism, community support, ENTITLEMENT, government assistance, Healthcare, Individualism, leftism, Minecraft, moral obligation, personal accountability, public services, Refugees, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, self-centeredness, self-interest, Selfishness, smp, social welfare, societal obligations, taxpayer burden

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	323
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a healthcare system in place where other players have to pay for your medical bills. That’s right, no need to worry about falling off a cliff and losing all your hearts, just let someone else foot the bill!

2. We have a refugee program where players can come seek shelter in your virtual house and you have to provide for them. It’s like a virtual charity, but with more creepers.

3. Rent? Who needs to pay rent when you can just mooch off other players on the server? That’s right, free housing for all!

4. Your mom says you have to stop playing Minecraft? Well, not on this server! We believe that your fun should never be interrupted by pesky responsibilities like chores or homework.

5. And finally, we have a strict policy that everyone else has to take responsibility for your actions. Accidentally blow up someone’s house with TNT? Not your problem, let someone else clean up the mess!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that there are no rules (except for the ones we just made up). See you in the virtual world!