Crafty Fails: The Server That Makes You Question Reality

1. Pointless release, 10. Buyer’s remorse, 11. Overhyped product, 12. Failed launch, 13. Dissatisfied customer, 14. Mediocre release, 15. Disillusioned buyer, 16. Unimpressive offering, 17. Money wasted, 18. Displeased consumer, 19. Subpar release, 2. Disappointing product, 20. Unfulfilling purchase., 3. Waste of time, 4. Regretful purchase, 5. Lackluster performance, 6. Unnecessary release, 7. Poor quality, 8. Frustrating experience, 9. Not worth it, Crafty, Fails, question.., Reality, Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2818
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	8774	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Towns Built:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ores Mined:	2336

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off zombie villagers armed with diamond swords while riding on the backs of flying pigs. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where Endermen are the DJs! So why did they even bother releasing it? Because this server is where the real action is at, baby! Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

SpideyCraft: Arachno-mania!

adaptation, Adventure, Anime, Arachnomania, comedy, Conclusion, ending, FANTASY, isekai, Kumo Desu ga, light novel, ln+, Manga, mid, Nanika, Protagonist, push, Show, So I’m a Spider, So What, spider, SpideyCraft, Stopped, Web Novel

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8977
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that follow the same old formula? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Once upon a time, a group of Minecraft players stumbled upon a magical server where the laws of physics didn’t apply. You could build upside down, ride pigs into battle, and even fly on a chicken! The possibilities were endless and the fun never stopped.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there is a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server where the most epic loot awaits. Only the bravest and most skilled players dare to enter, will you be one of them?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!

OrangeRabbit Adventures

Adventure, Adventures, Curious, cute, discovery, Exploration, FANTASY, follow, follow the leader, Fun, Journey, Magic, Mystery, ORANGE RABBIT, OrangeRabbit, playful, Quest, Rabbit Hole, rabbit trail, surreal, WHIMSICAL, wonderland

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4285
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Emeralds Found:	9480	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in a creeper’s den! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on a sugar high.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. And do you know what happened next? They became best friends and went on a quest to find the legendary diamond bacon! True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. We’re talking castles made of cake, roller coasters that defy gravity, and houses that are literally on fire (don’t worry, it’s just a visual effect).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the craziness begin! Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only limit is your imagination. Oh, and also watch out for those sneaky chickens…they’re always up to no good.

GirlCraft LOL

Community, Confidence, Diversity, empowerment, equality, female, feminism, gender, Girlcraft, Identity, INDEPENDENCE, lol, resilience, self love, self-care, Sisterhood, solidarity, strength, Support, WOMAN, Womanhood

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4958
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature that sets us apart from the rest – we have an all-female player base! That’s right, no more dealing with annoying teenage boys trying to show off their redstone skills. Join us and experience the power of girl power in the world of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and party the night away. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes an appearance at these parties, but you’ll have to join to find out for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most fabulous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Marine’s Big Booty Bonanza

#youtube, BETTING, big, bonanza, BOOTY, cryptofags, dividends, Electrum, F.U.C.K. Reports, fake stock market game, global financial market simulator, Google Sheets, hololive, Holostars, Marine’s Big Fat Ass, MARINES, mutual fund, NASFAQ, NASFAQ General, numberfagging, Oshiboard, research, returns report, Schedule, thread lore, Vtuber, wallet analyzer

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7859
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	3155	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Looking for a wild ride in the world of fake stock markets and virtual coins representing your favorite Hololive members? Look no further than /nasfaqg/ – NASFAQ General – Marine’s Big Fat Ass (and Dividends) Edition! Join us for some numberfagging fun with a twist of actual-schizos energy.

Cryptofags, beware! This server is not for the faint of heart. No real money involved, just pure chaos and entertainment. And no, you won’t become a stock market guru from playing this game. But hey, who needs that when you can have a blast with fellow players who are just as crazy as you are?

With research links galore and market-based reports updated daily, you’ll never run out of things to analyze and discuss. And don’t forget about the NASFAQ Betting Leaderboard – because why not add some friendly competition into the mix?

So come on, join us in the madness of fake stock markets and virtual coins. Who knows, you might just end up with a fat wallet and a newfound appreciation for Marine’s big fat ass. Don’t believe us? Check out the thread lore and previous threads for a taste of the insanity that awaits you in /nasfaqg/ – NASFAQ General. See you there, faggots!

PonyCraft – Where Blacked Ponies and Niggered Ponies Unite for Epic Adventures!

Adventures, art, big black cock, blacked, Blacked Ponies, Boorus, Caramel Apple Edition, Dark Meat, desuarchive, Editing Tutorials, edits, Epic, forum, greens, my_little_pony, Niggered, Niggered Ponies, ponies, ponies enjoying dark meat, ponycraft, queen of spades, tattoo, Thread, Trash, tutorials, unite

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4076
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Farms Harvested:	535
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Welcome to the Caramel Apple Edition Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because we have ponies enjoying dark meat, queen of spades, and big black cock galore!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our boorus are filled with all the spicy content you could ever dream of, from tattooed ponies to tutorials on how to edit like a pro.

So why wait? Jump into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself addicted to the chaos and never want to leave!

High on Altitude with McMMO, Economy, and Land Claiming – 1.20.4!

1.20.4, Altitude, Claiming, Community, community-centered, Custom Features, Custom Warp Plugin, Dynmap, Economy, Griefprevention, HIGH, home, Land, Land claiming, MCMMO, Monthly Events, Mypet, new world, New World for Every Major Minecraft Release, Not 1.16, Older players, Older Players Welcome, Player Shops, Relax, Server, smp, Survival, Teleportation, Towns

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7503
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Towns Built:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9895	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.alttd.com
Website	alttd.com
Rules	alttd.com/rules
Discord	discord.gg/TGqpzCJ
Blog/News	alttd.com/blog

Who are we?

Altitude is a community-centered survival network. We’re one of those servers you come to call “home”. We are your place to get together with friends and relax. Survival is our focus, with a few features suggested by the community to make things more interesting! We originally opened in 2015 and we’ve started a new world for every major Minecraft release since then, excluding 1.16. Altitude is intended for older players, but all are welcome!

Features:

1.20.x Survival Map
Land claiming with GriefPrevention
Basic teleportation (/home and /back)
McMMO & MyPet
Dynmap (alttd.com/map)
Economy with player shops
Custom warp plugin for towns
Monthly server events

We also have a huge list of custom features, most of which was suggested by our community, and built in house alttd.com/customfeatures

Come join our community today! play.alttd.com

(If you wish to contact us, please do so through the discord or the website, not this account. Thanks!)

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join if I’m a new player?	Yes, all are welcome!
Are there any age restrictions?	Altitude is intended for older players, but all ages are welcome.
What version of Minecraft is the server on?	1.20.x
Is griefing allowed?	No, we have land claiming with GriefPrevention to prevent griefing.
Are there monthly events on the server?	Yes, we have monthly server events.

MineCraftyFags

bad, consistently, covered pants, cumstain, cut and paste, Dead, deluded, Fags, Game, ghost of tsushima, MineCraftyFags, PC only, Playing, Pottery, shitpost, slurp, snoy, Sony, Trash, ubisoft, vidya

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4371
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Emeralds Found:	8854
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Are you tired of playing with PC only fags who think they’re too good for Minecraft? Join our server where we welcome all gamers, even those who praise the literal Ubisoft cut and paste trash games!

We have a special group of players who are deluded enough to think Ghost of Tsushima is the best game ever made. They consistently shitpost about how Sony is dead and “snoy” is bad. But don’t worry, they also slurp on the cumstain of the shit covered pants of Sony’s vidya and praise it like it’s a masterpiece.

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky community to join, look no further! Join our server for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, where else can you find players who are so passionate about their love for terrible games? Join us today and become a part of the madness!

Tony’s Block Party: Where Creepers Dance and Endermen Twerk!

Backlash, BLOCK, confrontational, controversy, CREEPERS, criticism, Cult, Dance, disagreement, dislike, DIVISIVE, Drama, endermen, Entertainment, fanbase, mentally deranged, Opinions, Party, polarizing, Scum, smark, social media, Tony R, Tony R Khan, Tonys, Twerk, wrestling

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6163
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	2216
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Are you tired of dealing with Tony R. Khan and his band of smark scum? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t confirm or deny anything).

Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will blow your mind and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain superhuman strength and the ability to fly in real life (results may vary).

So what are you waiting for? Leave Tony R. Khan in the dust and come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

QuasarsSMP: Where even the creepers can’t resist dancing to the beat of Java

Active players, balance, beat, Builds, Community, creativity, CREEPERS, dancing, Discord, Enduring, enhanced gameplay, forming relationships, FRIENDSHIPS, gameplay, java, lasting builds, Minecraft, QuasarsSMP, Resist, seasonal resets, Server, small server, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5142
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Buildings Constructed:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

QuasarsSMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Active Players	15-20
Features	Enhanced gameplay, lasting builds, community-focused
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join QuasarsSMP?

A: To join our server, please join our Discord community using the link provided above. From there, you can find instructions on how to join the server.

Q: Are there any server rules I need to follow?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and respectful gaming experience for all players. You can find the rules in our Discord server.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join?

A: We aim to have a group of 15-20 active players to maintain a close-knit community. However, we may open up more slots in the future based on server activity.

Q: How often does the server reset?

A: QuasarsSMP does not have seasonal resets. We prioritize lasting builds and forming enduring friendships, so the server remains consistent for long-term gameplay.

Back to the Future 1999

1999, anniversary, codes, Community Resources, cultural references, daily reset, database, English, Event, Ezra Theodore, Future, gacha saving, insight materials, PvP, rate-up banners, Regulus, resonance guide, RPG, spell cards, storytelling, Team Building, trailers, turn based, voice acting

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3020
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where we’ve taken the concept of spell cards and turned it into a hilarious and chaotic turn-based RPG experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with rich storytelling, fully voiced in 4 languages (because who doesn’t want to hear a Creeper speak French?), and daily events that will keep you on your toes. And don’t worry about getting ganked by a pesky PvP player – here, you can play at your own pace and focus on mastering your spell cards.

But wait, there’s more! Our current event, “Revival! The Uluru Games”, will have you battling it out with Regulus and Ezra Theodore in a rate-up banner extravaganza. And trust us, you won’t want to miss our upcoming banners – they’re so epic, they’ll make you question reality itself.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the insanity for yourself. And don’t forget to use our secret codes like “wealthfamepower” and “InedibleMushroom” for some extra LOLs along the way. See you in the game, fellow spell card masters!

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