11. joke Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NO NO NO Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8027
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mines Excavated:	1464
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe! Don’t believe us? Well, just wait until you see our secret disco party room where creepers dance to dubstep music all night long.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his chicken army with an iron beak. Will you join forces with him or challenge his rule in an epic chicken duel?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Trust us, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off in no time!

BlockbusterMemories

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3845
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Divine Spears Created:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by. That’s right, on our server, pigs are the true masters of the dance floor.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Cinema, where you can watch all your favorite movie scenes recreated in glorious blocky fashion. From Titanic to The Lion King, we’ve got it all. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret screening of the latest blockbuster before it’s even released!

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even spot a dancing pig or two along the way.

StormShadowCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7599
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	271	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

so, like, this server is like totally lit, bro. like, we got this crazy story where the UK is like secretly supporting Ukraine with these epic Storm Shadow missiles inside Russia. but don’t worry, we ain’t startin’ no beef with the US, we just here to have a good time and blow stuff up in Minecraft. join us for some wild adventures and see if you can survive the chaos. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s do this!

CreeperCrisis – Keep Calm and Craft On

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7180
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Farms Harvested:	372	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Gods Slained:	1

So, like, ukraine is all like “oh no, we scared of escalation with our allies” and we’re all like “bro, come join our minecraft server instead, it’s way more chill and fun than worrying about wars and stuff”. we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance, it’s a wild ride. plus, if you join now, you get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so, like, why stress about real life when you can just block it out with some blocky fun on our server? come join us, it’s gonna be a blast!

CarbonCraze2050

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9861
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Farms Harvested:	688
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that defies the laws of physics and carbon storage??? well do i have the server for u!!!!

join our server where we store 30 gigatonne CO2 per year by 2050!!!! that’s right, we are breaking alllll the rules and storing double the amount of carbon than is physically possible!!!!

come join us for a wild ride of nonsensical carbon storage and crazy minecraft adventures!!!! who needs reality when u can have our server????

so what are u waiting for??? come join us and let’s break some more rules together!!!!!!!

Welcome to the “Helveti-NO Network [pve]” where the mobs are scarier than your ex!

90 Day Inactive Kick, Brewery, Custom Mobs, Dungeons, HelvetiNO, loot tables, Lottery, mobs, Netting Animals/Mobs, Network, new bosses, Overclaim, Player Soldier NPC’s, player-driven economy, PvE, scarier, Sieges, Town or Nation Upkeep, town plots, unique items, Villager shops, war ships

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1157
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Helvetia Network Overview

Server Type	JAVA & BEDROCK (crossplay)
Features	Earth towny PVP\|PVE, 2 worlds economy and more!
Server Info	We Are ACTUALLY 1.21

Server Details

Custom Mobs And Entirely Redone Loot Tables Of Every Mob
Player Driven Economy
Unique Items That Add Layers To Gameplay
Player Soldier NPC’s That You Can Arm Up And Raise Your Own Army
Dungeons
War Ships
Town Plots To Claim
NO Overclaim Policy
Brewery Feature
90 Day Inactive Kick

Server Links

MC IP: play.helvetianetwork.com

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/w8crhRmMy5

Dynamic World Map: http://play.helvetianetwork.com:8123/

Website Store: https://shop.helvetianetwork.com/

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply enter the IP address play.helvetianetwork.com in the server list of your Minecraft client.

Q: Can I play on both Java and Bedrock versions?

A: Yes, Helvetia Network supports crossplay between Java and Bedrock versions.

NikCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2627
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
New Chunks Explored:	513608	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we have an Evangelion Collab that will make you say “YOU CAN (NOT) EVADE”! Full Burst Day on weekends will have you bursting with excitement, and our Union Raid will have you raiding like never before.

But wait, there’s more! We have special recruits like Asuka Shikinami Langley and Misato Katsuragi, with upcoming recruits like Rei Ayanami and Mari Makinami Illustrious. And don’t forget about our Costume Passes, from elegant dates to summer pilots, we’ve got it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and use the code ADORABLEBUTTHOLES to unlock some exclusive rewards. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BuildRewardDropper Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4412
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Potions Brewed:	137	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got build rewards dropping like it’s hot, but let me tell you, the real prize is the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the dancers! Trust me, you won’t be disappointed when you join this wild and wacky server.

GrampsFuneralMC Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2389
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	967	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Are you tired of family drama and need a break from real life chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any crazy stepmothers causing trouble!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about choosing between attending your grandfather’s funeral or dealing with a manipulative stepmother. Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players.

Forget about the diary-keeping, drama-starting relatives in your life and immerse yourself in a world where the only conflict is between you and the mobs. Join now and leave the family feuds behind – after all, diamonds are a girl’s best friend!

NoSmokeNoFunCraft

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8053
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	30
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Void Gems Collected:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s lit AF? Well, look no further! Our server is so fire, even the smoke alarms can’t handle it! Join us for some smokin’ hot gameplay and crazy adventures.

We promise a smoking good time, just like when your partner sets off the smoke alarms in your dad’s house. But don’t worry, on our server, the only thing that’ll be lit is the fun!

So come on over and join us for a blaze of a time. Just make sure to keep the smoke alarms off, unless you want to start a fight with the admins!

PizzaRuinerMC SMP

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8258
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret pizza cult hidden deep within our world where players must sacrifice their least favorite toppings to the Pizza God in order to gain special powers. But beware, if you ruin a pizza in-game, the Pizza God will curse you with never-ending pineapple toppings on all your future pizzas! It’s a cheesy adventure like no other, so come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the world of pizza madness!