11. Anxiety Minecraft Servers

11. Anxiety Minecraft Servers

  • EraserOfRegrets Minecraft SMP

    EraserOfRegrets Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 1969
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Dimension Hops: 12 Star Shards Collected: 98
    Animals Bred: 167 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP where you can erase all your regrets and mistakes by building over them with pixelated blocks! Forget about your embarrassing past and start fresh in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will grant you three wishes if you can catch it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to a regret-free life in the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft server out there!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyMoidz Minecraft Server

    CraftyMoidz Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 4220
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Animals Bred: 69 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Love Letters Sent: 19
    Endless Legions Commanded: 38 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Dimension Hops: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your blocky adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans and hilarious moments.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where you can ride pigs and race against each other in epic pig races. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant statue of a chicken that shoots out diamonds every hour. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “molesting moids” – mystical creatures that roam the land and grant wishes to those who can catch them. Rumor has it that one player even wished for an infinite supply of diamond armor and it actually came true!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky creepers – they’re always up to no good!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CousinCraft: Fire Rescue Fiasco

    CousinCraft: Fire Rescue Fiasco
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 5011
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 32 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 38 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 80
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any fire-related emergencies like the one in this wild story! Join us for a chance to escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only fires you’ll see are the ones you intentionally create to cook your virtual food.

    Our server is fire-proof and cousin-proof, so you can rest easy knowing that your virtual house won’t burn down while you’re out mining for diamonds. Plus, we have a strict no-towel-on-the-stove policy to ensure that everyone stays safe and sound.

    So why join our server? Well, for starters, we have a thriving community of players who are always ready to lend a hand or a pickaxe. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items and goodies.

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build, explore, and survive in a world where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a treehouse. Join us today and leave the real-life craziness behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockAddicts Minecraft Server

    BlockAddicts Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 2239
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Farms Harvested: 392
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Animals Bred: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    What is something you can’t give up? If your answer is Minecraft, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is like a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless diamonds waiting to be mined. Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of talking sheep who will guide you through a quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who just so happens to be a professional cheese thief. But beware, there are also mischievous creepers who love to photobomb your selfies and steal your favorite pickaxe. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoFameForThem

    NoFameForThem
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 8473
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 464
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Crops Grown: 2025
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Chimeras Created: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and find out which famous person doesn’t deserve all the fame! We have a special mini-game where you can battle it out with other players to decide once and for all who is the most overrated celebrity. Will it be Justin Bieber or Kim Kardashian? Only the blocks will tell!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless feathered fighters who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join forces with them and take on the evil Sheep Mafia in an epic showdown that will go down in Minecraft history.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about fame and fortune. Plus, we have free cake. Lots and lots of cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FruitNinjaCraft

    FruitNinjaCraft
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 1064
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Void Gems Collected: 24 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, yes u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and wild stories? well, do i have a server for u! come join us on this epic server where u can battle russian soldiers in mariupol with poisoned fruit! yes, u heard me right, poisoned fruit! watch as those soldiers drop like flies while u laugh maniacally. but that’s not all, oh no. we also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and monsters that will make ur heart race. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SonOfABlock

    SonOfABlock
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 9813
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, every time you join, a unicorn farts glitter in your face, it’s, like, totally magical and stuff. And, like, every block you break, a dancing panda appears and does the Macarena. It’s, like, so freakin’ epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. Plus, like, every player gets a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs. And, like, the best part is, every male dog on the server is a son of a bitch, like, literally. So, like, come join us and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DxD Highschool Minecraft Server

    DxD Highschool Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 7842
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Towns Built: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is home to the two hottest DxD girls in all of Minecraft! Join us for a chance to meet these pixelated babes and embark on wild quests and adventures with them by your side.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by a ghostly creeper who only appears at midnight to challenge players to a dance-off. If you can out-dance the creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball to show off to all your friends.

    And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can venture into the depths of our server’s secret dungeon, where legendary treasures and powerful artifacts await. But beware, for the dungeon is guarded by a fierce dragon who only speaks in Shakespearean insults.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WebDev2024’s Minecraft Server

    WebDev2024’s Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 932
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 17 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a web developer stumbled upon our server and was so blown away by the amazing builds and crazy adventures that they literally transformed into a Minecraft character in real life! That’s right, they now walk around with a pickaxe and a diamond helmet, coding websites like a boss in the virtual world. If you want to experience the same level of mind-blowing awesomeness, then join our server today and who knows, maybe you’ll become a Minecraft legend too!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WeddingPhotoDebtGoneWild

    WeddingPhotoDebtGoneWild
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 7103
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Farms Harvested: 691 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Potions Brewed: 75 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Magic Items Found: 7566 Dragon Eggs Found: 4669

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being photoshopped out of family photos because you’re not tall, thin, and blonde like everyone else? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all shapes, sizes, and colors – even watermelon-sized tumor survivors! Join us for a fun and inclusive gaming experience where you can be yourself without fear of being edited out. Plus, our server is so epic that even triathlon champions want to join – they can’t resist the allure of our pixelated paradise. So come on over and let your jowls hang loose, we promise not to edit them out!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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