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MemeCraft: ‘/vn/ – FD Edition’ – Where the memes are as blocky as the graphics!

#Readme, blocky, DeepL, discussion, download links, E-Celeb, Edition, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, general, graphics, japanese, Japanese locale, Memecraft, memes, plot spoilers, Recommendations, specific element, spoiler tags, tech support, Untranslated, useful things, visual novel, VN

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4120
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	4898
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	2874	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take English-translated Japanese visual novels to a whole new level of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with plot twists, romance, and maybe even a few tentacle monsters.

Looking for a place to discuss your favorite visual novels without the e-celeb drama? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered. Just make sure to use spoiler tags, or else you might find yourself in a love triangle with a tsundere yandere.

Having trouble with your VN? Don’t worry, we’ve got the ultimate tech support tips for you. Just be in Japanese locale, read the Readme (who actually does that?), and if all else fails, copy and paste those error messages into DeepL for some magical solutions.

Need a novel with a specific element? We’ve got a whole library of VNs to choose from, whether you’re into time-traveling cat girls or mecha battles with a side of existential angst.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that turns visual novels into a wild rollercoaster of emotions, memes, and maybe even a secret harem route? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and prepare for the ultimate VN experience!

Minecraft Madness: All Blocks Are Equal, Just Like Chinese People

argentina, Asian diaspora, blocks, Brazilians, China, China Town, Chinese, controversy, currency swap lines, Diversity, economic assistance, Equal, Foreign Minister, Government, government official, japanese, Korean, madness, Media, Minecraft, monkeys, people, racism, Whites

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3821
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Emeralds Found:	7170
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can meet people from all over the world, including China? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Our Foreign Minister may have some trouble telling Chinese people apart, but that just adds to the excitement of not knowing who you’re talking to in-game! Plus, we have a China Town in our server that includes Japanese and Korean players, so you never know who you might run into. And don’t worry, we welcome all players, whether you’re descended from whites or monkeys (according to Argentina’s government, that is). Join us for a wild and wacky adventure in Minecraft like no other!

Jersey Shore Creeper Invasion

aggression, Attack, blow up, Chaos, creeper, crime, danger, Destruction, explosive, fear, illegal, Invasion, Jersey, law enforcement, New Jersey, Panic, Protection, Safety, SECURITY, shore, Terrorism, threat, violence, Warning

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5443
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to blow up New Jersey in the most epic way possible! Why waste your time building boring old houses when you can join us in creating chaos and destruction in the Garden State?

Join us for insane PvP battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the land of New Jersey with your explosive skills. Who needs diamonds when you have TNT at your disposal?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the authorities while plotting your next big explosion. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement on any other server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most explosive Minecraft server around. Just be sure to wear your blast-proof armor, because things are about to get wild!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Custom, Events, female, Friendly, Fun, Girls, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Minigames, ONLINELIVE, Only, PvP, Roleplay, Server, supportive, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8467
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.5ogg.vanillaboxmc.ru

BauBau’s Fun-tastic Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7984
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere and starts a flash mob. Or how about the time when a giant pink unicorn rode through town, leaving a trail of rainbow blocks in its wake? Yep, that’s just a regular day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Agent F, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of epic quests and treasure. Rumor has it that Agent F once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. True story.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world of blocky fun!

CraftyMcCraftFace

ai, Community, CraftyMcCraftFace, discussion, Dofus, eq, FANTASY, FFXIV, Furry, Gaming, GW2, mmog, News, Panda, porn, role playing, Teso, Trash, Wakfu, Warcraft, wow

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9426
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner furry and embark on epic adventures with pandas making headlines on the news! Join us for a wild ride through Warcraft, WoW, EQ, GW2, FFXlV, Dofus/Wakfu, TESO, and any other mumorpegger game you can think of.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent pandas who have mastered the art of gaming. They will guide you through quests, battles, and maybe even teach you how to do a backflip in real life (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any injuries incurred during attempted backflips).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground AI-generated imagery lab where players can create their own virtual worlds. Who knows what kind of crazy creations you’ll come up with?

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might just become best friends with a panda who can speak in binary code. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops!

SADSMP VS Hypixel

#exciting, Adventure, anti-toxic, bedrock, building, Community, Cross-Play, Diverse, Experience, Exploration, Friendly, Gaming, Immersive, Indonesia, java, Minecraft, multiplayer, Social, Survival, Unique, virtual world

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3988
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	May experience server lag due to high number of players
Wide variety of minigames and game modes	May encounter more toxic behavior from players
Active community and events	Pay-to-win aspects in certain game modes

SADSMP

Pros	Cons
First anti-toxic server in Indonesia	Smaller player base
Unique features to enhance survival gameplay	Limited variety of game modes compared to Hypixel
Support for both Java and Bedrock editions	Potential language barrier for non-Indonesian players

FAQ

Q: Which server has a larger player base?

A: Hypixel has a larger player base compared to SADSMP.

Q: Which server offers a wider variety of game modes?

A: Hypixel offers a wider variety of minigames and game modes compared to SADSMP.

Q: Which server focuses on creating a non-toxic gaming environment?

A: SADSMP is the first anti-toxic server in Indonesia, focusing on providing a positive gaming experience.

Q: Can both servers be accessed by Java and Bedrock edition players?

A: Yes, both Hypixel and SADSMP support both Java and Bedrock editions for all versions of Minecraft.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win aspects in either server?

A: Hypixel may have pay-to-win aspects in certain game modes, while SADSMP focuses on creating a fair playing field for all players.

FlawlessCraft: Where Imperfection is Perfection

blemish, character flaw, Defect, deficiency, error, Fault, Flaw, flaw in character, flaw in design, flaw in logic, flaw in plan, flaw in system, FlawlessCraft, imperfection, inadequacy, LIMITATION, mistake, Perfection, personal flaw, Problem, shortcoming, Weakness

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8888
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Zombie Dances:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	180	Star Shards Collected:	110
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens! Yes, you heard that right. Our server has a special mini-game where you can saddle up on a pig and charge into battle against a horde of angry chickens who are out for revenge.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves. Just watch out for the creeper DJ who likes to drop explosive beats!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy and the animals can talk? Who knows what kind of wacky quests and adventures you’ll find in this magical land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

Crafty Creepers: Where even the worst themes make you a top guy in Minecraft!

Character, controversial, Crafty, creative decisions, CREEPERS, criticism, dislike, Entertainment, entrance, fan reaction, guy, Minecraft, Music, opinion, Overrated, Path, Performer, talent, Themes, Top, top guy, unpopular, WORST, worst ever, worst theme, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6750
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8125	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is the WORST theme for a top guy ever in your path! Why join, you ask? Because our server is so chaotic and insane that you’ll never know what to expect next!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant top guy comes crashing down from the sky and starts wreaking havoc on your world. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can team up with other players to take down this top guy and save the day!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen. From explosive sheep races to skydiving off of giant mushrooms, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the top guy in this topsy-turvy world!

Welcome to OnionMC, where chaos reigns, creativity flourishes, and our secret headquarters is in Moldova!

Bedwars, Chaos, Creative, creativity, Economy, Factions, flourishes, Hardcore, headquarters, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Moldova, OnionMC, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, REIGNS, Roleplay, secret, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Star Shards Collected:	66
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
New Chunks Explored:	482100	Void Gems Collected:	25
Zombie Dances:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

OnionMC Server Overview

Server Name	OnionMC
Basic Premise	– No usernames (everyone is named like “User 1984”) – Any content allowed – Everyone is hidden to each other (can’t see nametags) – Command autocomplete is disabled (can’t tab usernames) – Anarchy creative server on a superflat world – Hosted in Moldova, the “iceland of europe”, an extremely private country – Primarily a chatroom
Play at	onionmc.net

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I use my own username on this server?	No, everyone is named anonymously like “User 1984”.
What kind of content is allowed on the server?	Any content is allowed on OnionMC.
Can I see other players’ nametags?	No, everyone is hidden to each other on the server.
Is command autocomplete disabled on OnionMC?	Yes, you can’t tab usernames for command autocomplete.