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| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 5650 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5873 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
so like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s da bomb diggity yo. we got dragons flyin around, creepers doin the cha cha slide, and villagers sellin u enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.
oh and get this, our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes if u sacrifice a stack of cooked chicken. true story bro.
also, rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden dungeon, u can battle a giant zombie pigman riding a flaming chicken. it’s like a mix between a rave party and a rodeo, u gotta see it to believe it.
so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never trust a sheep wearing sunglasses. trust me, u won’t regret it.
SMii7Y, also known as Jaren Smith, is a popular YouTube content creator and Twitch 
