1011 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

X’s Value: $9.4B – Fidelity’s Cut

$44 billion, $9.4 billion, 9.4B, assets, Cut, cut value, Decrease, DEVALUATION, equity, fidelity, Fidelitys, finance, financial news, Investment, market analysis, Market Cap, market value., Portfolio, stock market, stock price, stock valuation, Valuation, wealth management

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1790
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1571	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Love Letters Sent:	2

lol, join dis server cuz it’s like finding a diamond block in a pile of dirt, except the diamond block is a $9.4 billion value and the dirt is a $44 billion value! like, who even needs that much dirt anyway? come build with us and watch your wealth shrink faster than a creeper explosion! #minecraftriches #whatisthismaths

Crafty Misinfo Masters

Communication, correcting misinformation, Crafty, fact-checking, information sharing, Masters, Misinfo, Misinformation, misinformation consequences, misinformation correction, misinformation culture, misinformation spread, peer pressure, public perception, social acceptance, social behavior, social interactions, social media, social norms, societal norms, societal pressure, Truth, truth-seeking

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4089
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

hey u! u like minecraft? u like to build stuff and blow stuff up? well u gotta join dis server! we got dragons that poop diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows! if u join now, u get a free pet zombie that can do the macarena! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground dance party with skeletons and creepers? join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Moon Chill Zone

atmospheric conditions, Chill, climate change, Covid-19, data analysis, Drop, effects, environmental impact, findings, Global, Lockdown, Lunar surface, Moon, pandemic, research, scientific study, Space, space exploration, study, surface temperature, Temperature Changes, Zone

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	317
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	101	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties on the moon!! 🌕🎉 our server is so poppin’ that even the moon’s surface temperature dropped cuz everyone was too busy partying with us 😂🚀 join now and experience the coolest (literally) minecraft server in the universe! plus, rumor has it that aliens love to play on our server too 👽🎮 don’t miss out on the intergalactic fun, join us today! #moonparty #minecraftmadness #alienapproved 🌌🌠

Evil Doctors Minecraft Server

alternative treatments, doctor-patient relationship, DOCTORS, Evil, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare system, informed consent, long term medication, Medical advice, Medical Ethics, medication, medication side effects, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health stigma, Minecraft, patient care, pharmaceuticals, psychiatric medication, Server, ssri

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7955
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	326
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

> So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the wildest place ever. You go on there and the players are all doctors, but not just any doctors, they’re like, super smart doctors who know all about medications and stuff.

> And get this, they have this crazy rule where if you mention SSRIs, they’ll all start debating with you about how bad they are and why you shouldn’t take them. It’s like a battle of wits, but with medication instead of swords.

> And the best part is, if you can convince them that SSRIs are bad, they’ll give you special in-game perks or something. It’s like a quest within a quest, man. So if you’re looking for a server where you can argue with doctors about medication while building epic structures, this is the place for you. Join now and see if you can outsmart the smartest players around!

Why Are AEW Fans So Angry All The Time Minecraft SMP

aew, Angry, Behavior, Community, controversy, criticism, emotions, Entertainment, fanbase, Fans, Frustration, Minecraft, Negativity, ONLINE, Opinions, passionate, reactions, smp, social media, Time, wrestling

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	848
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of being surrounded by angry AEW fans all the time? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is a haven for AEW fans who just can’t seem to catch a break in the real world. Here, you can release all that pent-up anger by building giant statues of your favorite wrestlers and battling it out in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out in intense one-on-one battles for the chance to win rare in-game items. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can even take on the server’s resident Ender Dragon in a death-defying boss fight.

So why waste your time being angry in the real world when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let loose in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities? Join now and let the fun begin!

BoomerCraft SMP

age gracefully, age-related changes, aging, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, embracing aging, feeling old, getting old, getting older, getting wiser, gray hair, growing old, Memory Loss, midlife crisis, Retirement, senior moments, signs of aging, slowing down, smp, time passing, wisdom comes with age, wrinkles

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5084
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Endless Night Skies:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in the Minecraft world? Join our SMP and never have another “I’m getting old” moment again! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is doing the Renegade dance. We’ve got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween. So come join us and never worry about aging in Minecraft again!

CartoonCraftLaughs

adult humor, adult themes, animated series, animation, CartoonCraftLaughs, childrens cartoon, clever humor, comedy, double entendre, Entertainment, funny, hidden jokes, humor, inappropriate, jokes, laugh out loud, mature content, RISQUE, sly humor, Suggestive, tv show

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5039
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Farms Harvested:	861	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time!

We’ve got more adult jokes hidden in our builds than a children’s cartoon on Saturday morning. From sneaky references to innuendos galore, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you explore our crazy world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless diamonds and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chicken!

NukeFearNotMC

Conflict, Deterrence, Diplomacy, fear, international relations, leadership, Life, love, Négotiation, nuclear weapons, NukeFearNotMC, Peace, Politics, president, putin, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7278
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Void Gems Collected:	26
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

So, like, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? We got dragons flyin’ around and unicorns poopin’ rainbows, it’s totally insane, bro. And get this, Putin tried to nuke us once, but then Zelensky was all like, “Nah, bro, Putin loves his life too much to use nuclear weapons, he’s just a big ol’ scaredy cat.” So yeah, come join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!

Phone Zone: Biosecurity Hazard

antibiotic-resistant bacteria, Australian parrots, Bacteria, biohazard, biosecurity, contamination, crops, DNA analysis, global health, hazard, health, international travellers, Microbes, pathogens, Phone, PHONES, SECURITY, septicaemia, Technology, travel, travellers, weak link, Zone

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2680
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Battle Standards Raised:	6

LOL U BETTER JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ TRAVELLERS’ PHONES R A BIOSECURITY WEAK LINK! WE GOT DNA ANALYSIS OF MICROBES FOUND ON DA PHONES OF INTERNATIONAL TRAVELLERS N WE FOUND ANTIBIOTIC-RESISTANT BACTERIA N A PATHOGEN DAT AFFECTS CROPS N CAN CAUSE SEPTICAEMIA IN NATIVE AUSTRALIAN PARROTS! JOIN US N SAVE DA PARROTS, SAVE DA WORLD, SAVE DA MINECRAFT! LET’S GET WILD N CRAZY, JUST LIKE DEM MICROBES ON DEM PHONES! #SAVETHEPARROTS #ANTIBIOTICRESISTANCE #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

Hip Hop Hype Minecraft Server

1964 Impalas, 2020s hip hop, 90s Hip Hop, AniManga, animanga incorporation, anime hip hop fusion, boombox, cringe, cultural appropriation, evolution of hip hop, favorite rappers, Hip, hip hop evolution, Hop, hype, Illmatic, lack of understanding, Minecraft, Modern hip hop, outdated hip hop, poor representation, rap battle references, Server, US hip hop, US hip hop in animanga

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2945
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Secret Passages Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	265

Are you tired of outdated hip hop references in animanga? Do you want a Minecraft server that understands the evolution of rap music in the past 15 years? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the cool kids who know that Illmatic is so last century!

Join us and witness our favorite rappers cruising around in their 1964 Impalas with boomboxes blaring the latest hits. Say goodbye to cringy rap battle references and hello to a server that is truly living in the 2020s.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of hip hop awesomeness! Who needs Illmatic when you can have Minecraft madness?