Not Good Enough for Her Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, broken trust, emotional turmoil, Jealousy, Good

Are you tired of feeling like a second-class citizen in your relationships? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate love and acceptance from our virtual world! No more rules or restrictions, just pure unadulterated fun and freedom! Build your own love nest and live out your wildest fantasies without any judgment or limitations. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a virtual one who will never leave you for someone else? Join now and say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to endless love and happiness!

Embrace AI Minecraft SMP

Automation, progress, digital transformation, data analysis, Advanced technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is run by a super intelligent AI who is always one step ahead of us mere mortals. Join us and embrace the future of gaming with our robot overlord!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jiu-jitsu. Yes, you heard that right. These llamas will not only protect you from any pesky griefers, but they will also teach you some killer martial arts moves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing sheep. It’s like a rave party in the Minecraft world, and you won’t want to miss out on the fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockPartyBanter

sofa surfing, living situation, Respect, roommate, relationship

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be kicked out of any rooms in your own apartment! Unlike some people’s real-life situations, on our server, you can roam free without any unwanted guests taking over your space.

Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to deal with your girlfriend’s friend leaving clothes all over the place. Our server is a clean and organized paradise where you can build to your heart’s content without any drama.

So come on over and leave the real-life chaos behind. Join our server for a peaceful and fun Minecraft experience where you can kick out any unwanted guests without any guilt. See you there!

CompliMentally SMP

uncommon compliment, CompliMentally, nontraditional compliment, eccentric compliment, outlandish compliment

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where the weirdest compliment you’ll get is “Your pickaxe skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a pickaxe wizard or something?”

Our server is filled with crazy characters and even crazier builds. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle against an army of creepers. And guess what? The chicken won. True story.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server now and get ready to be complimented in the most bizarre ways possible. Who knows, you might even become the next pickaxe wizard!

PixelVisionLASIK

ophthalmology, eye health, eye surgery, lasik, PixelVisionLASIK

Are you tired of squinting at your screen while playing Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we offer free virtual lasik eye surgery for all players! Say goodbye to blurry vision and hello to crystal-clear blocky landscapes.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village populated entirely by talking pigs who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of bacon. Join us and witness the bacon revolution firsthand!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a dimension where all the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs. So come on over and experience the wacky wonders of our Minecraft world – you won’t regret it!

BoomerLeaks Nursing Home Security

unauthorized disclosure, #covert operations, SECURITY, confidential data, breach of trust

so, like, imagine this, right? retired intelligence officers, like the ones who used to be all sneaky and stuff, are now in a nursing home, right? and get this, they’re leaking all this super top secret classified info to the nursing home staff! like, imagine being a nurse and finding out that mrs. smith in room 203 used to be a spy or something. it’s like a real life spy movie, but in a nursing home! join our minecraft server and uncover all the crazy secrets these old spies are spilling. it’s gonna be wild, dude. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insane adventure!

What is the IP for Mumbo Jumbo Minecraft Server?

Showcase, challenge, Gaming, family friendly, Technical

Mumbo Jumbo is a British YouTuber and Minecraft content creator known for his redstone engineering skills and entertaining commentary. Starting his channel in 2012, he has gained a massive following with millions of subscribers tuning in to watch his tutorials, Let’s Play videos, and Hermitcraft series. Mumbo Jumbo is also a successful Twitch streamer and has collaborated with other popular Minecraft YouTubers.

Clyme Games

Server, Skyblock, 1.18.x, Textures, Clyme Games

Clyme Games Network- COMING SOON! Experience skyblock redone with custom models, textures, mechanics and much more. Compatible with any version of minecraft 1.18.x-1.21.x For any questions please join the discord.

play.clyme.games

🏕️ THE DUBSTEP SMP 🏕️ No dancing allowed! 18+ only! Apply for a spot now! 🕺🚫🎶

Shops, Worldgen, Mods, server hardware, Server

Club SMP Minecraft Server

About Us

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

Hardware & Setup

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Platform	Fabric 1.21
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	10GB (32 Total)

Mods & Tweaks

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features, which can be seen here.

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
Mobs & Players Drop Heads
Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Minecarts now run 4x faster
Online Webmap

Application

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

Join our Discord Server here!
Read through our server guide + rules
Submit an application via our application link
Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Short Interview
Application Decision and Whitelist

Ninja Village Minecraft Server

SHONEN, dream, Shinobi, Anime, Goal

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in the crowd? Well, look no further because on our server, YOU can become the Hokage! That’s right, channel your inner ninja and become the ultimate leader of the village.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most powerful mobs you’ve ever seen. From giant creepers that explode with glitter to zombie pigs that drop diamonds, you’ll never run out of epic loot to collect.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s like a party in the sky, and you’re invited!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the legendary Hokage. Believe it!

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About Us

Hardware & Setup

Mods & Tweaks

Application