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Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 5508 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
Mines Excavated: | 4852 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
and, like, the admin is this crazy dude who once fought off a whole army of creepers with just a wooden sword. he’s, like, a total legend, man.
oh, and, like, we have this secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server. no one has found it yet, but they say it’s guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. like, how insane is that?
so, yeah, bro, you gotta join this server. it’s gonna be, like, the most epic journey of your life. and remember, don’t be weak like Macron. join us and show Putin who’s boss!