| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 9887 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 508 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6373 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and discover secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you diamonds for feathers, and a hidden treasure chest that only opens if you tell it a joke that’s so bad, it’s good.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for an adventure like no other! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave.
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 5378 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Colonel Cluckington. Join forces with these feathered fiends as they march across the land, clucking their way to victory and leaving a trail of chaos in their wake.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at our infamous lava parkour course? Test your skills and see if you have what it takes to navigate a treacherous path of fiery death and destruction. It’s a real blast!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a cock-tastic adventure like no other. Just remember, size doesn’t matter…unless you’re talking about your diamond sword, of course!
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 218 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7886 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Join us and become part of a community where being a weirdo is not only accepted, but encouraged! Build your own quirky creations, participate in wacky events, and make friends with fellow oddballs who share your love for all things bizarre.
Don’t be a boring chud any longer – join our server today and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building giant cheese sculptures or creating pixel art of dancing llamas. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let your weirdness shine!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 4507 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 476 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding llamas into battle against evil chickens, or building giant statues of Steve out of diamond blocks.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes in exchange for bacon. So come join us and let your dick betray your fagbasher mind in the most epic way possible!
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 7634 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 10 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4610 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
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| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 5859 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 429 | Emeralds Found: | 466 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
Ever wanted to see VTubers in a whole new light? Well, our server is the place to be! We’ve got AI-generated images that will blow your mind and make you question reality.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual circus, with VTuber XL Loras and LoRAs galore. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the crazy creations we have in store for you.
And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a LoRA Checklist that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From EF+HLL guides to VTuber model mixes, we’ve got it all!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and immerse yourself in a world of VTuber madness. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and join the party today!
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 2232 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 88 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
But the real reason you should join Transjama? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive chicken uprising. Those cluckers were sick of being fried up for dinner, so they armed themselves with diamond swords and took over the whole server. It was chaos, but also kind of hilarious watching chickens try to PvP.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our admin, Steve, is actually a wizard in disguise. He can summon rainbows and unicorns at will, and once turned a whole mountain into a giant ice cream sundae. So yeah, if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP ever, come join us at Transjama! Just watch out for those rebellious chickens…
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 6859 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5523 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 5711 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 1867 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1783 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Suicide who?”
