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CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6460
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	30
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you the kind of person who builds majestic castles with secret underground lairs, or are you the kind of person who creates elaborate traps to prank unsuspecting players? Well, on our Minecraft server, there are two kinds of people: those who dare to join and those who miss out on all the epic adventures!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you prefer to challenge the server owner to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit – anything goes on our crazy server!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion.

CraftyCanuckz

Canada, Canadian economy, CraftyCanuckz, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, justin trudeau, North America, Politics, protectionism, response, Tariffs, tough times, trade agreements, trade war, trudeau, Warning

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3182
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, we got so much cool stuff goin’ on, you won’t even believe it. like, we got pigs flyin’ around, bro. not even kiddin’. and the creepers? oh man, they do the macarena before they blow up. it’s hilarious.

and, like, if you join this server, you’ll be protected from tariffs. yeah, you heard me right. no tariffs in this server, bro. trudeau himself said so. so, like, come join us and live the high life without worryin’ ’bout tough times. it’s gonna be a blast, bro. trust me.

JokeCraft: Laughter is Contagious

comedian, comedy, Contagious, Entertainment, funny, humor, humor writing, Humorist, humorist life, humorist musings, humorist quotes, humorist sayings, JOKE, JokeCraft, Laughter, one liner, pun, sarcasm, satire, stand up, WIT

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8912
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Animals Bred:	118
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! our server is so crazy, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! u never know what u’ll find around the corner!

join us and u can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even have a pet dragon! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to come near us!

come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave! so what are u waiting for? come join us now and let the madness begin!

Depressed Blocks: Hot Climate Edition

blocks, climate, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, Depressed, depression risk, depressive symptoms, Edition, environmental impact, global warming, hot, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, psychological effects, public health, research, rising temperatures, study, temperature increase, young adults

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2334
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

are you feeling down in the dumps? well, have we got the server for you! our minecraft server is so hot right now, it’ll make you forget all about your depression. with every 1°C increase in temperature, your chances of feeling sad decrease by 13%. that’s right, we’ve got the cure for the blues and it’s called our server.

join us and watch as your worries melt away like snow in the summer. our community is so warm and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re basking in the glow of a thousand suns. and for adults between 19 and 40, the effects are even more amazing. your chances of feeling down decrease by a whopping 14%.

so come on over to our server and let the rising temperatures lift your spirits. who needs therapy when you’ve got minecraft? join us now and say goodbye to depression forever!

Banana Sandwich

#addons, 1.21.4, armor stand, banana, collaboration, Community, Diamond, Discord, Economy, Events, Invisible item frames, Minecraft, Minigames, player heads, sandwich, Server, smp, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3185
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

🌴 Server Highlights:	Running the latest Minecraft 1.21.4 with carefully selected quality-of-life addons
	Organic diamond-based economy that rewards creativity and effort
	Active, mature community (mostly early 20s) that loves to collaborate and chat
	Proximity Voice Chat: Fun and interactive community

🛠️ Quality-of-Life Features:	Player heads for unique decorating
	Armor stand editor for creative displays
	Invisible item frames for clean builds

🤝 Community Focus:	Regular community events and minigames
	Helpful, welcoming players who love to collaborate
	Drama-free environment with simple, common-sense rules
	Voice chat hangouts that will get even better with proximity chat!

👋 Ready to Join? Connect with Plooop on Discord or join our server: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out, you’ll find your place here. Come be part of our story and experience the future of SMP gameplay with our upcoming proximity chat!

Note: Server is whitelisted to maintain our amazing community vibes 📝

Forgotten Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Forgotten, forgotten discussions, ignored subjects, marginalized topics, neglected conversations, overlooked issues, rarely highlighted issues, rarely mentioned matters, Realms, seldom addressed subjects, unacknowledged matters, underdiscussed topics, underrepresented viewpoints, undervalued themes, unheard perspectives, unspoken concerns

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6373
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2165	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Votes:	8880	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual party on steroids! We got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween night.

I’m telling you, this server is the bomb dot com, like seriously, it’s so lit that even the Ender Dragon is shaking in its boots.

And get this, our PvP battles are more intense than a rap battle between Eminem and Machine Gun Kelly. You’ll be slaying zombies and building epic structures like a boss in no time.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, oh man”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams. Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a noob, then you might regret it a little bit.

WeddingCraft: Greedy&Rude

budgeting, Communication, compromise, Cultural differences, Decision making, emotional stress, family dynamics, family expectations, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, future planning, GreedyRude, guest list, Prioritizing, relationship dynamics, venue selection, wedding budget, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding traditions, WeddingCraft

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9886
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wedding-themed adventure like no other!

Picture this: you’re a wealthy bride-to-be, planning your dream wedding with a budget of $120K. But wait, there’s a twist! Your fiancé accuses you of being greedy and rude for wanting to save some of the money for future children. Drama, tears, and accusations fly as you navigate through the stress of wedding planning.

Choose from unique wedding venues like an old library that only seats 180 guests, or a grand European destination that will blow your budget sky-high. Will you stick to your fiscally responsible ways, or give in to your fiancé’s lavish dreams of a big, extravagant wedding?

Join now for a wedding experience that will have you questioning your decisions and wondering if you’re the AH in this crazy Minecraft world!

SexySteveMinecraftSMP

Alluring, APPEAL, attractive, body image, Charm, Confidence, desirability, empowerment, inner beauty, Masculinity, Men, seductive, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assured, self-perception, Sexy, SexySteveMinecraftSMP, validation

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8871
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of feeling like a potato in real life? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can feel sexy and attractive 24/7!

Picture this: you log on to the server and BAM, you’re suddenly the hottest player around. All the mobs are swooning over you, the villagers are throwing diamonds at your feet, and even the Ender Dragon is like “dayum, you fine!”

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain superhuman strength, the ability to fly like a majestic eagle, and a never-ending stash of enchanted golden apples. Plus, there’s a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and unleash your inner sexy beast! Trust me, your pixelated avatar will thank you later. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

CraftyCovidCraze

anniversary, community response, Covid-19, CraftyCovidCraze, global crisis, Healthcare, healthcare system, Impact, lessons learned, mask wearing, pandemic, public health emergency, Quarantine, Reflection, resilience, Retrospective, social distancing, Thoughts, U.S, Vaccines, Virus

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	686
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ores Mined:	7931	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even COVID-19 couldn’t handle the madness and declared a public health emergency just to avoid joining us. That’s right, even a global pandemic couldn’t resist the temptation of our server’s chaos.

So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who needs normalcy when you can have exploding sheep and dancing creepers? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

border disputes, candidate statement, controversy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, elections, european union, fictional state, foreign policy, Government, international relations, media backlash, Minecraft, nationalism, Outrage, Political Correctness, Politics, presidential candidate, public opinion, Romania, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3702
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Chimeras Created:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have unicorns roaming around and pigs that can fly! yes, you heard that right, FLYING PIGS!

our server is so lit that even the leading Romanian presidential candidate came on and called Ukraine a fictional state because he got lost in our virtual world and couldn’t find his way out. talk about a plot twist!

join us now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, mythical creatures, and maybe even a chance encounter with a confused politician. you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of flying pigs, then maybe stay away.