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| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 5918 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well dis server is da bomb diggity yo! we got zombies dat do the cha cha slide, creepers dat sing opera, and skeletons dat do the macarena. u ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else, trust me.
and get dis, we got secret levels where u can ride on a unicorn and shoot rainbows out of ur butt. it’s like a disco party in the sky, but with more explosions and sparkles.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to give out free hugs? yea, he’s a big softie once u get to know him. but watch out for his fiery breath, it’s hotter than a jalapeno pepper on a summer day.
so come join us on dis wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). trust me, u won’t regret it. Alzheimer’s Association who? we’re too busy having a blast in minecraft land!
