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| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 4760 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
Are you tired of boring, slow, dark shooters that lack any excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the complete opposite of that! We’ve turned the game into a ridiculously colorful and fast-paced dungeon crawler that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) at all times.
Forget about maintenance decks being spooky, we’ve got creepers that wear top hats and skeletons that break out into dance routines when you defeat them. Our SMP is a non-stop party filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off.
So why waste your time with boring remakes when you can join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring enough torches, then you might regret it a little).
