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MapleCraft: US Edition

annexation, Canada, collaboration, cross-border relations, Diplomacy, Edition, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, global impact, Government, international relations, MapleCraft, national identity, North America, North American Union, Partnership, Politics, potential merger, Province, SOVEREIGNTY, united states, Unity

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9662
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Endless Night Skies:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine a world where Canada takes over the United States and turns it into their 11th province. That’s right, on our server, you can explore the wacky world of Canadamerica! Build igloos in New York City, ride moose through the streets of Los Angeles, and mine for maple syrup in the Grand Canyon. Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

PathNet PvP Minecraft Server

Bloomberg News, breach notification, competitors, confidential information, Corporate Espionage, Cyber Security, data breach, Data Protection, Edward Coristine, executive, Information Security, insider threat, June 2022, leaking internal information, legal action, Minecraft, Path Network, PathNet, privacy violation, PvP, security breach, Server, terminated, Termination

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3168
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	1772	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Gods Slained:	0
Emeralds Found:	9364	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got rid of Edward for being a snitch and leaking all our secrets to the competition. Like, who does that, right? Join our server and you’ll be safe from all the sneaky snitches out there. Plus, we have the best block parties in all of Minecraft. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the fun and drama. So come on over and let’s build some epic stuff together. Let’s show Edward what he’s missing out on!

CanuckCraft2020

annex, border, business leaders, Canada, CanuckCraft2020, controversy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, negotiations, North America, Politics, real thing, SOVEREIGNTY, summit, threat, Trade, trudeau, trump, united states

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9671
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1962	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna annex canada”? well, trudeau was all like “yo, that’s a real thing, eh?” but like, don’t worry about all that political drama, come join our minecraft server instead! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword and a pet creeper that won’t explode on u. so forget about real life problems and come chill with us in our crazy minecraft world! eh?

The Banana

adventurers, banana, Banana SMP, Biomes, Builders, city center, Difficulty, Discord, landscapes, Livestock, modlist, modpacks, Mods, Neighborhoods, paths, Rewards, season three, shadows, shopping district, smp, Traders, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4260
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Ores Mined:	3675	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Towns Built:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Banana SMP: Season Three

Overview
This season, we’re embracing our Vanilla++ roots with exciting new mods and a vibrant community focus. Start your journey in Banana City, where you can: Choose your Origin Claim your home in one of 5 unique neighborhoods or go solo Explore a world of creativity and adventure

About Banana City
Spanning 4 biomes with stunning landscapes and crafted paths Features neighborhoods for every playstyle: Suburbs: Scenic homes for builders and decorators Inner City: Perfect for teams or those craving community Rural Areas: Ideal for farming and livestock enthusiasts

Community Built, Player Driven
Help shape the City Center and trade goods at our bustling shopping district!

Challenge Awaits
With increased difficulty, the shadows hide danger—but the rewards are worth it.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join Banana SMP?	To join Banana SMP, you can check out our Modpack and Modlist on CurseForge and join our Discord server to get whitelisted.
Are there specific rules in Banana SMP?	Yes, we have community guidelines and rules that all players must adhere to in order to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
What type of gameplay can I expect in Banana SMP?	Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or trader, Banana SMP offers a diverse range of gameplay experiences to cater to different playstyles.

Brothers Realm 1.21

ass writing, Blood, bros, brothers, Dark, death-by-rape, decent tactics, elf girl, fantasy anime, goblin slayer, Goblins, good anime, Greenskins, Gritty, guild-receptionist, late to the party, Murdered, ogre rape, priestess, Psycho, raped, Realm, retarded, Stabbing, Throat, Tortured, water gate-scroll

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4497
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Yo, so like, forget about all that dark and gritty shit, come join our Minecraft server for a wild time! We don’t have any filthy greenskins raping and torturing elf-girls here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

Plus, our Priestess won’t have to watch anyone get murdered by goblins, because we keep things PG-13 around here. And forget about holding oven doors shut with miracles, we’ve got all the water gates you could ever need. No ogre rape on our watch!

So, if you’re tired of all that drama and want to hang out with guild-receptionist girl best girl, then hop on our server for some epic adventures. Who needs dark and gritty when you’ve got blocks and building, am I right? See you there, bros!

BlueberryMuffinCraft Server

#unwell, aita, all ages, anger, appreciate, baby cakes, baking, Birthday, blueberry muffins, BlueberryMuffinCraft, Boyfriend, celebrate, confusion, Gesture, ingredients, low sugar, Muffins, multiple sitting, recipe, refusal, Server, Treat

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5256
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Are you tired of baking blueberry muffins for ungrateful boyfriends on their birthdays? Come join our Minecraft server where you can bake virtual cakes for yourself and your virtual friends without any drama!

On our server, you can bake as many muffins as you want without anyone accusing you of making “baby cakes.” Plus, our virtual muffins are loaded with sugar for that extra sweet treat!

Join us now and leave the real-life muffin drama behind. Let’s bake some pixelated goodies and have a blast together!

DoggoCraft

ableist, Accommodation, allergic reaction, allergy medication, allergy meds, Birthday Party, DoggoCraft, family, family dynamics, family gathering, Friends, party planning, pet allergies, private bar, private room, ptsd, PTSD service dog, refusal, service dog, severe allergy, social etiquette

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5353
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we throw epic birthday parties for our virtual spouses at a pixelated brewery! We have private rooms with our own virtual bars, where you can invite all your blocky friends and family (up to 60 players) to celebrate in style.

But beware, we have a cousin with a PTSD service dog in our virtual world, and if you have a severe allergy to virtual dogs, cats, and horses, you might start feeling like virtual crap. Don’t worry, you can always take virtual allergy meds, but who needs those when you can just ask the cousin to leave their virtual dog at home?

If you refuse to accommodate our virtual cousin and their virtual dog, be prepared for a virtual uproar! You might even be called a virtual ableist and have some virtual family members refuse to attend the party. But hey, it’s all in good fun in our wacky Minecraft server.

So join us for a wild and crazy time, where virtual drama unfolds and virtual parties are always a blast. Are you ready to dive into the madness? Join us now and let the virtual festivities begin!

DocSaidNoDiamonds_MinecraftSMP

advice, DocSaidNoDiamonds_MinecraftSMP, Doctor, doctor’s orders, Experience, guidance, health, health tips, Healthcare, Impactful, important, Impression, Lasting, Lesson, Medical, memorable, Never forget, physician, reminder, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1350
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Crops Grown:	6012	Dragon Scales Harvested:	443
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is lit AF, you gotta join cuz the admins are like, actual wizards who can turn diamonds into pizza. And like, one time a doctor joined and was like “You gotta join this server, it cured my fear of creepers” and we were all like whaaat. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have dance parties with Endermen, it’s wild. So like, join now before the llamas take over and make us all wear hats made of TNT. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and friendship and stuff.

CraftyCommunistLand

authoritarianism, average person, Belarus, comparison, CraftyCommunistLand, culture, Democracy, Economy, freedom, global affairs, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hungary, international relations, Life, Politics, quality of life, russia, society, US

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2527
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3104	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Tired of living in a boring old democracy? Come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of living in a government that resembles Russia, Hungary, or Belarus!

On our server, you can enjoy the luxurious lifestyle of the average person in those countries – like waiting in long lines for basic necessities, being constantly monitored by the government, and never knowing if your next meal will be your last.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom! Our server has plenty of exciting activities to keep you entertained, like scavenging for food in the wilderness, avoiding secret police patrols, and participating in thrilling political protests.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaotic and unpredictable world of authoritarianism in Minecraft form! Who needs democracy when you can have adventure and danger at every turn?

Putin’s Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, Conflict, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., economic pressure, envoy, escalation, foreign policy, global affairs, government response, international relations, Minecraft, Party, political tensions, putin, Putin’s regime, Putins, russia, sanctions, sanctions policy, Server, trump, Trump administration, Ukraine, US

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1208
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	8

so, liek u kno how Putin is liek, not a cool dude? well dis server is liek, totally ramping up sanctions on him, cuz we got Trump’s Ukraine-Russia envoy on our side, yo. join dis server if u wanna stick it to da man and show Putin who’s boss in a virtual world. we got crazy events where u can battle it out with Putin himself, and maybe even steal his diamonds. come join us and be a part of da resistance, cuz we ain’t playin’ around here. #DownWithPutin #MinecraftRevolution