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| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 8212 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 18 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 16 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Smug Motherfucker, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course that’s suspended in the sky? Just make sure to bring your diamond armor and a bucket of water, because things tend to get a little… explosive.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for the Smug Motherfucker – he’s always watching.
