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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 193 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 40 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Farms Harvested: | 192 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!