| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 9347 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 215 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
The server is only accessible from the launcher!
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 6907 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 220 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Plus, our server has a secret potion that can make you invincible in PvP battles – no need to overdose on over the counter pills to escape your woes, just chug this potion and watch as your enemies flee in fear! So come join us and leave your real-life drama behind, because on our server, the only heart attacks you’ll have are from all the excitement of playing on the best Minecraft server ever!
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 9572 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 30 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 424 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally built a house made entirely out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese! And guess what? The house attracted a horde of hungry mice who ended up throwing a wild party inside. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! We have players who ride pigs into battle, build roller coasters that defy gravity, and even dress up as plain dolls just for fun. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of ours.
So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and laughter, join us now! Just post your Steam profile and be prepared for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 7252 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 9 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 145 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy.
But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret potion that will make any woman you find interesting have to deal with you. That’s right, no more awkward first dates or rejection letters – just pure, unadulterated mind control.
So come on down to our server and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into. Just be careful not to get too caught up in the madness, or you might never want to leave!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 4200 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 737 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 8231 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 29 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 7544 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6447 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Imagine building epic structures in Minecraft by day and browsing Nhentai bookmarks by night, all while keeping up appearances as a jock in your social circle. Our server is the perfect place for you to let your nerdy side shine while still flexing those muscles at the gym.
So come join us and show the world that you can be a Chad in Minecraft and a weeb at heart. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some fellow closet nerds to bond with over your shared love of Mongolian Stopmotion Forums. Join now and let your inner bodysnatcher take control!
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 8930 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 83 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Deviate is a Minecraft server focused on the gamemode SoupPVP with a wide variety of features and endless fun. We aim to create one of the best SoupPVP servers out there and also aim to be a server with no corruption and helpful staff.
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| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 4515 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 4716 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Imagine a world where your sim can go on epic adventures, build insane structures, and even get railed in all holes using outrageous mods. It’s a virtual playground where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Who knows what kind of mischief your sim will get into next? The only way to find out is to jump in and start playing!
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 2465 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 1134 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Join us for outrageous adventures, like building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat or organizing a sheep fashion show. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
Plus, we have regular events like “Lava Parkour Mondays” and “TNT Cannon Wednesdays” that will test your skills and your sanity. And don’t worry about griefers or trolls, because we have a team of moderators who are as vigilant as a pack of wolves guarding their territory.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat of our lava-filled challenges, then maybe you’re better off building houses in peaceful mode. But where’s the fun in that? Let’s get crafting and laughing together!
