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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 2788 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Dimension Hops: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Void Armor Forged: | 26 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Join us for epic BBQ parties where the only thing on the menu is chicken and fish – just like the pickiest of wives! But don’t worry, we won’t judge if you sneak in some red meat on the side.
Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and experience the thrill of thawing out a brisket for a Fourth of July BBQ. Just make sure your wife doesn’t think it’s too gross to handle!
And if you ever find yourself in a heated argument over meat thawing techniques, don’t worry – our server is the perfect place to cool off and have a laugh. Plus, we have a shared account for all your virtual bill-paying needs!
So come on over and join the fun – who knows, you might even find yourself in a beefy situation that’ll have you laughing for days!