🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 8282 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Runes Activated: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
One time, Kim Jong Un himself tried to join but got distracted by a creeper and blew up his whole palace! It was so funny, he was like “I demand a rematch!” But we were all like, “Nah, bro, you gotta start from scratch like everyone else!”
Join now and you might even see a North Korean soldier trying to build a nuke out of diamonds or something, it’s wild out here! Plus, our server has the best memes and the dankest jokes, you won’t find that anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!