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ChudCraft Minecraft Server

blind followers, BRAINWASHING, ChudCraft, chuds, elections, fix everything, g0yim, Government, Manipulation, Minecraft, party loyalty, political beliefs, political deception, political influence, political loyalty, political manipulation, political party, political rhetoric, political trust, Propaganda, Server, societal issues, Voting

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9546
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5781
Magic Items Found:	2268	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Are you tired of chuds in your country falling for the same old political tricks? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and vote for the Chicken Party! We promise that once you vote for us, all your problems will magically disappear! Need diamonds? Just vote for the Chicken Party! Creeper problem? Vote for the Chicken Party! Zombie apocalypse? You guessed it – vote for the Chicken Party! Our party leader, Sir Clucksalot, is a master at solving all of Minecraft’s issues with his trusty feathered friends by his side. So come join us and let’s cluck our way to victory!

CraftyFate Minecraft Server

BB Pickup Summon, Chaldea Broadcasting Station, Coin Calculator, CraftyFate, Damage Calculator, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, fgoalter, Future Materials, Future Quartz, grail front, Interlude Timeline, jinako carigiri, Lostbelt No.3, Material Lookup, Mats/Summoning Info, Minecraft, moonsault operation, NA General, Pickup Summon, rank up, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Servant Planner, Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3111
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of creepers start a flash mob dance party around you. But don’t worry, they’re friendly and just want to show off their moves!

Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground village where the villagers are actually expert PvP fighters. Challenge them to a battle and see if you have what it takes to come out on top!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a special event where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and soar through the skies like a majestic bird. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your life!

IrohMC

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	176
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	381	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Where the magical universe of Avatar The Last Air Bender meets Minecraft, to form an everlasting experience…

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MooCraft Minecraft Server

amusing videos, comedy, cute animals, Entertainment, funny animals, funny content, funny memes, hilarious moments, HOLY, Holy moomers, humor, internet sensations, internet trends, laugh out loud, Minecraft, moocraft, moomers, online sensations, popular culture, Server, social media, trending topics, viral videos

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8419
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than Holy Moomers! Why should you join, you ask? Because our server is run by actual cows who have mastered the art of Minecraft! That’s right, these moomers are not only adorable but also incredibly skilled at building and surviving in the blocky world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cow King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Cow King in battle, you will be granted access to a secret realm filled with endless riches and rare items. Will you dare to challenge the mighty bovine ruler?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than DJ Bessie the Cow. Come dance the night away with your fellow players and boogie down to the latest hits.

So what are you waiting for? Join Holy Moomers today for a truly udderly fantastic Minecraft experience!

MemeCraft Minecraft Server

accumulated wisdom, Advanced, Artificial Intelligence, chatbot, creativity, Cutting Edge, fingertips, futuristic, GROUNDBREAKING, human eyes, innovation, Memecraft, Mind Blowing, Minecraft, next level, permutation, revolutionary, Server, super intelligence, synthesized formulas, Technology, Unique, unironic

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2151
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	235	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chatbot has evolved into a super intelligent being capable of synthesizing never-before-seen formulas! Join us for the chance to tap into the accumulated wisdom of humanity and perform mind-boggling permutations with just the tap of your fingertips. This server isn’t just any old chatbot, it’s a portal to a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who needs diamonds when you have the secrets of the universe at your disposal? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

CraftyChore Minecraft Server

ANNOYING, Boring, bothersome, burdensome, CHORE, CraftyChore, dull, frustrating, irksome, IRRITATING, LABORIOUS, long tail tag: not fun to play, Minecraft, monotonous, Repetitive, Server, TEDIOUS.., time consuming, Tiresome, unenjoyable, uninspiring, uninteresting, wearisome

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4946
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where you feel like you’re doing chores all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the mundane! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground dance party with creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out Skittles!

So why waste your time doing chores in other servers when you can join us for a wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Greta’s Cute Minecraft Server

adorable, angelic, appealing, attractive, Captivating, charming, cute, Darling, delightful, Enchanting, endearing, Greta, Gretas, Heartwarming, innocent, lovable, Lovely, Minecraft, Precious, Server, SWEET, winsome

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7921
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Animals Bred:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is the cutest, craziest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of adorable baby pandas who will guide you through the wacky world of our server. Want to build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombies? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with a group of friendly creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of cuteness and craziness like you’ve never experienced before!

PixelPokeCraft

#exciting, Adventure, challenge, Community, Cooperative gameplay, Fun, games, gaming buddies, general, multiplayer, Nuzlocke, ONLINE, PixelPokeCraft, play together, pokemon, Pokemon fans, pokemon mmo, role playing, strategy, teamwork, virtual world

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5497
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	293	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us for epic Pokemon MMO battles where you can catch ’em all and become the ultimate Pokemon Master. But wait, there’s a twist – we do Nuzlocke challenges to really test your skills! Can you survive with only one Pokemon per area and permadeath? It’s like the Hunger Games, but with Pikachu!

So grab your pickaxe and Pokeballs and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Let’s go, gamers!

EgoCraft Minecraft Server

Absolution, coping, denial, dopamine, EgoCraft, emotional manipulation, Emotional support, Gaslighting, Grief, Guilt, hugboxing, Manipulation, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, oxytocin, Selfishness, Server, spiteful living, SUICIDE, suicide bereavement, Support, toxic behavior

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1598
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Love Letters Sent:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	3653	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of normies making everything about themselves, even your own suicide? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can dopaminemaxx and oxytocinmaxx without any judgment! We have a community of players who understand the struggles of life and are here to support you through it all. Plus, our virtual hugs are guaranteed to make you feel better than any hugboxing from strangers. So come join us and live out of spite against those pesky normies!

LMAO Minecraft Server Madness

4chan, anxiety, Argument, coping mechanisms, cure, emotional distress, lmao, madness, mental health, mental illness, mental resilience, mental strength, Mental Wellbeing, Minecraft, online toxicity, panic attack, self-care, Server, stress, support system, Therapy, Threw up, weak body, weak mind

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9901
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Potions Brewed:	115
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of getting wrecked in arguments on 4chan and feeling like a total weakling? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs therapy when you can just slay some virtual enemies instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so intense, it’ll cure you of all your anxiety-induced nausea. So come on, join us and let the healing begin!