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Bound Minecraft SMP (1996)

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2194
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Divine Spears Created:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wild adventures of Joey Pants, the master of laundering money (literally)! Forget about boring old mob business, this guy can turn $2,000,000 into fresh, clean bills overnight. Who needs to munch on boxes when you can be making bank like Joey Pants? Join now for a chance to witness the most epic money laundering operation in Minecraft history!

DestroyCraft Server

America, control, Corruption, DestroyCraft, Destroys, Destruction, DIVISIVE, Government, Goyim, influence, Manipulation, Personal, Political, Politics, Possibility, power, Propaganda, rational politics, Server, single handedly, society

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8966
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we single-handedly destroy any possibility of rational politics in America! Join us as we build giant monuments to chaos and mayhem, all while laughing maniacally at the goyim. Who needs rationality when you can have pure, unadulterated chaos? Come join us and watch the world burn (in Minecraft, of course)!

GarbageCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2782
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers with characters that have next to no personality? Look no further, our server is here to save you from the dullness of other servers! Join us for outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry.

Forget about “aww le sad doggo episodes” and whiny moments, our server is all about epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable moments. Why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block) at all times?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard)!

VacayCraft Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, brother in laws, busy schedules, college visits, Communication Issues, dance competitions, family conflict, family dynamics, family obligations., family vacation, Father’s Day, group texts, guilt tripping, holiday traditions, Minecraft, mother-in-law, scheduling conflicts, Server, setting boundaries, shaming tactics, sister in laws, thanksgiving weekend, VacayCraft

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	230
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the chaos and build your own virtual paradise!

Join us and leave behind the drama of family vacations and passive-aggressive group texts. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the clutches of overbearing in-laws and guilt trips.

Build your dream world without anyone questioning your choices or making you feel bad for prioritizing your own family traditions. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind. Trust us, your virtual world will thank you for it!

GrannyCraft: No Permission Needed

aita, Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Empathy, family dynamics, generational differences, Girlfriend, Granddaughter, GrannyCraft, misunderstandings, Needed, parenting, Party, Permission, reconciliation, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, single parent, step-parenting, teenage motherhood

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	995
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join our server for a chance to babysit virtual babies while their teen moms party it up at virtual clubs. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have drama and chaos in every corner of our Minecraft world?

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, here you’ll be dealing with angry virtual girlfriends, disapproving virtual mothers, and rebellious virtual teenagers. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn some brownie points along the way (or not, who are we kidding?).

BotheredCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2479
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Unicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you?

EuroCraft: Yanks vs Yodels

AMERICANS, Behavior, Cross-cultural, cultural comparisons, Cultural differences, cultural practices, cultural quirks, cultural shock, customs, Etiquette, EuroCraft, Europeans, foreign practices, intercultural communication, perceptions, social norms, societal norms, Stereotypes, strange habits, Traditions, unusual customs, Yanks, Yodels

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1129
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone follows the same old rules? Join our wacky Minecraft server where Europeans do the most outrageous things that Americans find weird! From building upside-down houses to riding pigs as their main mode of transportation, you’ll never be bored on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where players duel with baguettes and croissants for ultimate bragging rights. So come join us and experience the craziness for yourself!

Netanyahu’s Blocky Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6591
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

u kno wat’s bettr than a white house meetin? joinin dis amazin minecraft server! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, n zombies doin the cha cha slide. u don’t wanna miss out on dis epic adventure! plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find all da diamonds u want. trust me, u won’t regret joinin dis server. so come on in, grab ur pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

CraftyComrades

Conflict Resolution, CraftyComrades, Diplomacy, diplomatic solution, forced surrender, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Italian Prime Minister, negotiation tactics, peace agreement, peace negotiations, peace terms, peace treaty, political pressure, russia, Russia surrender, Surrender, surrender conditions, surrender terms, War

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2116
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got this crazy story where the Italian Prime Minister is all like, “yo Russia, you better surrender or else!” and everyone’s like, “whaaat?!” but then they’re like, “nah, just join this server instead and everything will be chill, bro.”

we got, like, the sickest builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen. like, seriously, you won’t even believe your eyes when you see the epicness that is this server.

plus, we have this secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. like, you gotta solve puzzles and defeat monsters to get in, but once you do, it’s like a whole new world of awesomeness.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the coolest Minecraft server ever and maybe even prevent a war or two, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

BurbCraft: Obnoxious & Gross

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3122
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Emeralds Found:	1770
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	1514
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Yo, have ya ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs actually fly? I ain’t talkin’ about no mods or hacks, I’m talkin’ about legit flying pigs, man! And get this, the creepers wear top hats and monocles! It’s like a fancy explosion every time they go off!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night. They even have their own version of Minecraft’s Got Talent, where the zombies show off their best dance moves.

And don’t even get me started on the diamond ore. On our server, every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels sings in your ear. It’s like the most beautiful sound you’ll ever hear in a blocky world.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the craziness never ends. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

GlowingSeaCreatures27

Banda Sea, Biodiversity, Bioluminescence, discovery, Fluorescence, fluorescence in nature, GlowingSeaCreatures27, marine biologists, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine creatures, marine ecosystems, marine environment, marine life, Red Sea, research, scientific discovery, underwater life, unknown instances, zoologists, zoology

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1061
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Dragon Scales Harvested:	181
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the mobs glow like a freakin’ disco party! we got glow-in-the-dark squids, neon turtles, and even sparkling dolphins! it’s like a rave under the sea, man.

our team of crazy scientists found these glowy creatures in the mysterious Banda Sea and the rad Red Sea. they were just chillin’ there, lookin’ all fabulous and stuff. now you can come hang out with them and be part of the coolest underwater party ever!

so what are you waiting for? dive into our server and get ready to be amazed by the glowy wonders of the deep blue sea. trust us, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild adventure!