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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 4729 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1074 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Animals Bred: | 163 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 192 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
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