| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 3748 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
| Animals Bred: | 124 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 10 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Votes: | 9171 |
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| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 9573 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 8117 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days. From building epic structures to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all! We have exclusive content like 3D debuts, debut performances, and even unarchived Twitter spaces that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
And if you’re a fan of music, we’ve got you covered with a playlist of all the covers and songs our talented players have released. Plus, don’t forget to check out our merch store for some epic swag.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 9460 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Buildings Constructed: | 31 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 14 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Join us for a chance to ride minecart cable cars up and down the steep hills, visit the pixelated Golden Gate Bridge, and even explore a replica of Alcatraz prison (but don’t worry, there are no real prisoners…we think).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting world domination. Will you join them or thwart their evil plans? The choice is yours!
So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to in our virtual San Francisco!
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 9946 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 179 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 16 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
We promise not to judge you for splurging on a steam deck, even if it means walking everywhere because you’re broke from paying your mom’s bills. Our community is all about supporting each other, even if it means sacrificing gas money for virtual adventures.
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than a family argument over spending habits. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 1536 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 28 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where stepbrother crushes are a thing of the past. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious stories and outrageous adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to stepbrother crushes once and for all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 1142 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Magical Moments Shared: | 10 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 4679 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 216 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato hidden deep within the Nether realm. But beware, for the server is also home to the elusive “Dancing Creeper” who will challenge you to a dance-off for epic loot.
And ladies, if you think you can handle the madness, then come on down and show us what you’ve got! Who knows, you might just become the queen of the server and earn the title of “Minecraft Goddess”.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of WTF moments! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 9347 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 16 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE RUSSIAN MISSILES AND ZOMBIES THAT FIGHT LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A BLOCKY WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, EVEN PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN A WORLD WHERE UKRAINE IS THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES!
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 4106 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 306 | Votes: | 4789 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 48 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 5101 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
