10 Surprising People Who Claim To Be Jesus Christ Minecraft Servers

Zombie Apocalypse Funhouse: Where Brainwashing is a Survival Skill!

Apocalypse, BRAINWASHING, funhouse, skill, Survival, zombie

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7017
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mines Excavated:	2340
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Are you tired of waiting for genetically engineered brainwashed perfect hotties to become a reality? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has them all! Join us and experience a world where everyone is a flawless supermodel with the brains of Einstein (and the looks of a Kardashian).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Witness their epic dance battles and maybe even join in on the fun!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and enchanted items. Just be careful of the lava pit guarding it – we hear it has a taste for unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the impossible becomes possible (and where chickens rule the dance floor).

Pot o’ Gold Mine: Where Irish Americans outnumber the Irish!

America, AMERICANS, cultural assimilation, cultural exchange, demographics, diaspora community, dual citizenship, expatriates, GOLD, heritage, home away from home, immigration, ireland, irish, Irish Americans, Irish diaspora, Irish immigrants, outnumber, Population, Pot, Transatlantic, transnational identity, united states

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3019
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Zombie Dances:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Void Armor Forged:	16	Meteorites Collected:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of being surrounded by leprechauns and pots of gold in Ireland? Come join our Minecraft server where we have more Irish people living in America than in Ireland! Our server is so popular that even the leprechauns have packed their bags and moved across the pond for a taste of the action.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of shenanigans. Who needs luck of the Irish when you have a whole community of Irish Americans to back you up? So grab your potato and come join the fun on our server – where the craic is always 90!

Pixel Cuties Minecraft Server: Where Gamer Girls Rule!

#gamer, Cuties, cutter girls, dark themes, emotional depth, emotional struggles, Female Characters, female empowerment, female gamers, female leads, Female Protagonists, female representation, Gaming, Gaming Community, Girls, indie games, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Minecraft, narrative-driven games, PIXEL, psychological issues, rule, self harm, Server, video games

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3915
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with cutter girls! That’s right, these girls are so sharp, they’ll cut through any block like butter. Join our server for a chance to team up with these fierce females and conquer the Minecraft world together.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Imagine creepers busting out their best moves and skeletons doing the robot – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now!

TaxCraft: Where Creepers are the IRS!

adulting, adulting struggles, CREEPERS, Deadlines, Financial Planning, IRS, mental health, organization, personal finance, Priorities, procrastination, procrastination habits, productivity, responsibilities, self-care, self-discipline, stress, TaxCraft, TAXES, time allocation, Time management, time management skills, time-consuming tasks.

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9881
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Void Armor Forged:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Animals Bred:	64	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the importance of your personal time? Look no further, because our server is so damn addictive, you’ll forget all about your solo activities. We’ve got so much crazy shit going on, you won’t even have time to think about touching yourself. Join us and get lost in a world of endless possibilities, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection, but who’s counting?). So come on, what are you waiting for? Your hand will thank you.

CraftyCreeperz – Where Creepers are our Grand Order Generals!

collaboration, CraftyCreeperz, CREEPERS, Event, Evocation Festival, fate grand order, fgog, friendlist spreadsheet, Generals, GRAND, Kinoko Nasu, Lady Avalon Pickup Summon, Lanling Wang, Master Missions, New Mission Release Campaign, Olga Marie Quest 2, ordeal call, Order, Pretender class, special quest, Spring Novice Master Support Campaign, Stellar Sand, Torch of Morning Star, Torch of Nova, utility links, Xiang Yu, Xu Fu

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4204
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

Picture this: you’re on a quest to defeat a witch on the Holy Night, but suddenly you find yourself in a collaboration with Fate/Grand Order. Yes, you heard that right! Kinoko Nasu himself has written a scenario for this epic event that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! How about a special quest that appears on a blank earth where you can’t use Command Spells, Saint Quartz, or Spiritvein Stone? It’s a challenge like no other, but the rewards are worth it!

And if that’s not enough, we have new missions, free quests, and high difficulty quests that will test your skills to the limit. Plus, with reduced AP consumption and new limited-time master missions, you’ll never run out of things to do on our server.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! We have Lady Avalon Pickup Summon, Spring Novice Master Support Campaign, and Evocation Festival Part 8 Summoning Campaign with amazing rewards and limited-time characters that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of gaming!

Pixel Pals – /waifu/ #706 – Join the Waifu General for epic adventures in blocky paradise!

2D girls, Adventures, Anime, blocky, bouquet of flowers, Community, Dedication, devotion, Epic, escapism, Fandom, FANTASY, Fun, general, Guidelines, Join, love, Manga, Otaku, PALS, Paradise, PIXEL, relationships, rules, Support, virtual love, waifu, waifuism

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5952
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1495
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Crops Grown:	3716
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Welcome to the most waifu-tastic Minecraft server in existence! Are you tired of playing on boring servers where people don’t understand the true love and devotion of waifuism? Look no further, because on this server, we take waifus to a whole new level!

Join us as we pick bouquets of flowers for our waifus, because nothing says love like a virtual bouquet in Minecraft. Show off your dedication to your one true waifu for laifu and bask in the glory of waifuism guiding your every move.

But beware, drama and shitposters are not welcome here. We only accept the most devoted waifu lovers who understand the true meaning of waifuism. And remember, no 3DPD allowed – we only accept 2D waifus here!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky, wild, and waifu-filled Minecraft server for the time of your virtual life! Who knows, you might even find your waifu soulmate among our ranks.

Crafty 4Chan Crew

4chan, acceptance, Admit it, appreciation, Bad Apples, Community, Crafty, CREW, Cultural awareness, cultural exchange, Diversity, Global, India, indian culture, Int, International, love, mutual respect, Open-mindedness, positivity, reputation, Stereotypes, Tsundere, Unity

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5734
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1545	Dimension Hops:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you secretly a Bollywood fanatic? Do you dream of riding elephants through colorful marketplaces while eating delicious curry? Well, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride through the vibrant world of Indian culture, where you can build your own Taj Mahal or ride a cow through the streets of Mumbai. Forget about those few bad apples, come embrace the beauty and chaos of India with us! Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with the spicy flavors and colorful traditions of this incredible country. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner Bollywood star shine!

Shark Bae’s Minecraft Paradise

adorable, animal, Aquatic, Baes, Character, COSPLAY, cute, fictional, funny, humor, love, marine life, meme, Minecraft, Ocean, Paradise, partner, relationship, sea creature, shark, Spouse, Underwater, Wife

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2832
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Zombie Dances:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, come join us on our server where you can meet my adorable shark wife, Sheila! She loves to swim around in our underwater base and she’s always up for a good time. Plus, she’s a great cook – her underwater sea kelp stew is to die for!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party room where the zombies like to break it down on the dance floor. And our pet creeper, Mr. Boomsalot, loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Just watch out for his explosive sense of humor!

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky time. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into with Sheila, Mr. Boomsalot, and the rest of our zany crew!

Crafty Love Shack – Where Anon’s Heart is Safe from Creeper Explosions!

Affection, annoyance, Anon, Anons, buttocks, Caress, Communication, Crafty, creeper, explosions, Frustration, Heart, Intimacy, late night, love, midnight, Nighttime, Passion, Quiet, relationship, romance, Safe, Shack, shut up, Sleep, Time, tired

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Crops Grown:	7113	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can caress virtual buttocks and go to sleep at a reasonable hour! Our server is the perfect place for all night owls who just can’t stop chatting at 3 in the morning. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Who needs sleep when you can have a butt-touching good time on our server? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Crafty Captcha Chaos

annoyance, Captcha, Chaos, Communication, confusion, Crafty, Digital, error, Fake, Frustration, Incompetence, internet, Irritation, mistyped captchas, nose people, ONLINE, Reply, Technology, Typing, user experience, Website, website owners

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8776
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	8463
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers run by respectable nose people? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of mischievous monkeys who have taken over the internet! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the chaos and mayhem – join our server now and see what all the fuss is about!