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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 122 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 288 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.