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R9K Dating Myths Minecraft Server

10. Clumsiness, 11. Anime nerds, 12. Gamer girls, 13. Nerd stereotypes, 14. Flat chest, 15. Breast size preferences, 16. Cheating, 17. Men’s lies, 18. Relationship expectations, 19. Gender stereotypes, 2. Dating lies, 20. Body image., 3. Hairy pits, 4. Shaving preferences, 5. Body hair, 6. Hygiene, 7. Body odor, 8. Natural pheromones, 9. Shyness, DATING, Lies men tell women, Minecraft, Myths, r9k, Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1216
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	3195	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Animals Bred:	56	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join now for hairy pits and VagYeah jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, we guarantee a stink-free environment because let’s be real, nobody likes a smelly player.

But wait, there’s more! Are you tired of being shy or clumsy in real life? Well, on our server, that’s a bonus! Embrace your awkwardness and watch as it becomes your superpower in the Minecraft world. And don’t even get us started on being an anime nerd or a “le gamer gurl.” On our server, that’s not just accepted, it’s celebrated!

And for all the flat-chested players out there, we see you and we got you. No more lies about men loving flat chests, because on our server, we know the truth. Join now and let your personality shine brighter than any big breasts ever could. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the hilarity ensue!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Boyfriend, bride, December wedding, family, groom, guests, Invitation, love, Marriage, Minecraft, plus one, reddit, relationships, seating, Server, sister, track record, uninviting, Wedding, wedding photos, WeddingCraft, Winter 2024

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3646
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some juicy sisterly drama!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of the Winter 2024 bride and her pick-me sister. This server is filled with twists and turns, from stolen clothes to Dunkin’ dates, and everything in between.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of wedding invitations with reserved seats and the ultimate showdown over a plus one. Will the sister find a boyfriend in time for the wedding? Will she bring a random stranger to ruin the wedding photos? The suspense is killing us!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and witness the chaos unfold. Who needs reality TV when you have this level of drama in the virtual world? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

SisterJeansGriefers

body image, body shaming, clothing size, Communication, family dynamics, fashion, fitting room, Jeans, personal growth, puberty, self esteem, self-confidence, sensitivity, shopping, sibling rivalry, Sisterhood, SisterJeansGriefers, skinny jeans, teenage years, weight gain, weight loss

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2025
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	4

🌟 Join our Minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in the land of blocky adventures, there was a player who stumbled upon our server. They were greeted by a magical unicorn riding a pig, who led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of awesomeness. Along the way, they battled evil creepers, built magnificent castles, and even rode on the backs of flying llamas!

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the most famous Minecraft YouTubers beg to join. Rumor has it that Notch himself, the creator of Minecraft, plays on our server in disguise, just to experience the sheer joy and excitement that it brings.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft community in the universe! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). 😉🎮🔥

LotteryLoser Minecraft Server

aspirations, Contentment, dreams, Fame, Financial Security, fortune, goals, Happiness, Lifestyle, Lottery, LotteryLoser, LUCK, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, possessions, satisfaction, Server, Stability, success, unchanged circumstances, wealth, winning

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4046
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Enchantments Applied:	264	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Emeralds Found:	9563	Towns Built:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Crops Grown:	8164
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

If you won the lottery, what would NOT change? Well, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft server where winning the lottery is just the beginning of the craziness! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual mansion made entirely of diamond blocks, ride on flying pigs as your mode of transportation, and battle against a horde of evil llamas trying to take over the server. And guess what? If you win the lottery in-game, you get to control a real-life unicorn for a day! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Double the Diamonds

budgeting, charity donations, debt repayment, diamonds, double, Doubled, education fund, emergency fund, extra income, Financial Planning, Financial Security, home improvements, Investments, Long-term goals, luxury purchases, retirement planning, salary, savings, self-care, shopping spree, travel

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6667
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Enchantments Applied:	184	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

If your salary was doubled, you could join our Minecraft server and finally afford that diamond-encrusted pickaxe you’ve been dreaming of! With your newfound wealth, you’ll be able to build the most epic castle in all of Minecraft land and hire a team of villagers to do your bidding. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted golden apples. So what are you waiting for? Double your salary, double your fun on our crazy Minecraft server!

BlackoutCraft – Light up your world!

blackout, blackout incident, blackout news, blackout report, blackout situation, blackout update, BlackoutCraft, Crisis, ecuador, Ecuador news, electricity, electricity blackout, electricity failure, emergency, government official, Infrastructure, Latin America, Light, Nationwide, OUTAGE, power outage, south america, world

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7658
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

lol imagine if that happened on our server! u would be like “oh no my redstone contraption is broken cuz the whole country has no power” HAHAHAHA join our server for the most electrifying experience ever (literally) cuz we got all the redstone u could ever dream of! plus, our admins are like wizards who can fix anything with a flick of their wand (not really a wand but u get the point). so come join us and never worry about power outages again cuz we got ur back, fam!

PocketCalcCraft

Adaptability, Calculator, Classroom, digital age, education, educational tools, Future, learning, long-term skills, math skills, modern education, pocket calculator, PocketCalcCraft, reliance on technology, Smartphone, student preparedness, Students, teachers, teaching methods, Technology, traditional teaching

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1349
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Yo, ever been on a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? Well, welcome to our wacky world where anything goes and the only rule is to have a blast!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, build a castle out of marshmallows, and ride a llama into the sunset while blasting “Eye of the Tiger” on repeat.

Forget about boring old calculators, here you’ll need to solve math problems by building giant equations out of diamond blocks. It’s like a brain workout and a dance party all in one!

So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe that one time a giant pink unicorn ate all the cake, but we don’t talk about that). See you there, adventurer!

LaserFusionCrafters

Advanced technology, approach, Breakthrough, clean energy, commercialization, ENERGY, energy efficiency, energy innovation, energy production, future energy, green technology, innovation, laser fusion, LaserFusionCrafters, nuclear fusion, Positive, power generation, Renewable, sustainable, Sustainable development, Technology

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4510
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

yo, dis minecraft server be like a freakin’ laser show, but instead of boring ol’ lights, we got energy-positive laser fusion goin’ on! join dis server if you wanna be part of da coolest, most futuristic shiz ever in minecraft history.

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly, BOOM, a freakin’ laser beam shoots out and gives you all da diamonds you could ever dream of! and don’t even get me started on da mobs, we got laser-powered creepers that explode in glitter instead of destruction.

so come on down to dis server and be part of da laser fusion revolution! who needs redstone when you got freakin’ lasers, amirite?

ForgiveCraft Minecraft Server

ForgiveCraft, forgiveness, inner happiness, letting go of the past, Minecraft, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, self esteem, Self Healing, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-forgiveness, self-transformation, Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8040
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Are you tired of feeling down and letting people down all the time? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all your worries and become the best version of yourself! Join us and grind away until you reach your full potential and show the world the amazing person you truly are. Don’t isolate yourself, join our community and let us help you on your journey to inner happiness. Who knew that all it took was playing Minecraft to become the best version of yourself? So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your transformation today!

EldenCraft – Minecraft Server

Bandai Namco, Build planner, Carian Edition, Character planners, Document, elden ring, EldenCraft, general, Group password, INFORMATION, Interactive map, Lands Between, love, Minecraft, News, patch notes, patches, previous, reviews, romance, Server, spreadsheets, Stories

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9068
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
New Chunks Explored:	629772	Endless Night Skies:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Elden Ring crossover!

Join us for epic adventures in the Lands Between where 80% of the love stories involve a Carian edition. That’s right, romance is in the air and you never know when you might find your soulmate riding on the back of a majestic Carian.

But that’s not all! We have the latest patches straight from Bandai Namco, character planners to help you build the ultimate warrior, and an interactive map to guide you on your quest. Plus, our group password is so secret, even the Elden Ring itself doesn’t know it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary 482663293 hidden somewhere in the Lands Between.

BIL’s Big Day Minecraft Server

big, BILs, Birthday, birthday celebration, childcare, children, Day, DECEMBER, demanding, destination wedding, family, Family Events, immediate family, Kids, Minecraft, Priorities, Rude, Schedule, selfish, Server, Special Events, travel, wedding planning, wedding weekend

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9856
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Star Shards Collected:	198	Divine Spears Created:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Enchantments Applied:	247
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of dealing with demanding in-laws who expect you to drop everything for their extravagant destination weddings? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape from reality!

On our server, you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from entitled family members who think their wedding is more important than your child’s birthday. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a pixelated paradise where you make the rules!

Forget about rushing to catch flights to random countries for weddings that don’t even allow kids. Instead, embark on epic quests and adventures with fellow players who understand the struggle of balancing family obligations with selfish relatives.

Join us now and show your BIL that you won’t be bossed around anymore – because in this virtual world, you’re the one calling the shots! Plus, who needs a destination wedding when you can have a Minecraft extravaganza right from the comfort of your own home?