10. Clumsiness Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

R9K Dating Myths Minecraft Server

10. Clumsiness, 11. Anime nerds, 12. Gamer girls, 13. Nerd stereotypes, 14. Flat chest, 15. Breast size preferences, 16. Cheating, 17. Men’s lies, 18. Relationship expectations, 19. Gender stereotypes, 2. Dating lies, 20. Body image., 3. Hairy pits, 4. Shaving preferences, 5. Body hair, 6. Hygiene, 7. Body odor, 8. Natural pheromones, 9. Shyness, DATING, Lies men tell women, Minecraft, Myths, r9k, Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9939
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Votes:	8726	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Enchantments Applied:	200
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9032
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	New Chunks Explored:	23382

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join now for hairy pits and VagYeah jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, we guarantee a stink-free environment because let’s be real, nobody likes a smelly player.

But wait, there’s more! Are you tired of being shy or clumsy in real life? Well, on our server, that’s a bonus! Embrace your awkwardness and watch as it becomes your superpower in the Minecraft world. And don’t even get us started on being an anime nerd or a “le gamer gurl.” On our server, that’s not just accepted, it’s celebrated!

And for all the flat-chested players out there, we see you and we got you. No more lies about men loving flat chests, because on our server, we know the truth. Join now and let your personality shine brighter than any big breasts ever could. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the hilarity ensue!

InLawShowdown Minecraft Server

addressing issues, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, difficult conversations, Emotional support, family breakfast, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, hurt feelings, in-laws, infertility struggles, InLawShowdown, IVF journey, Minecraft, navigating emotions, pregnancy announcement, Respect, Server, support system, transparency

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8663
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in real life! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists, just like the time when your in-laws planned a secret family gathering behind your back. Will you confront them like a boss or keep the peace for the sake of your marriage?

Embark on quests to uncover hidden secrets and navigate through family dynamics that are more complicated than redstone contraptions. Will you be able to handle the pressure and come out victorious, or will you be banned from the family home like a creeper in the night?

Join us now for a server experience that will leave you questioning your every move, just like the time when your FIL accused you of being rude for speaking your mind. Are you ready for the ultimate challenge? Let the drama begin!

AttentionCraft

Assertiveness, attention seeking, AttentionCraft, Boundaries, cleaning, communication breakdown, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, double standards, emotional intelligence, FaceTime, Fairness, Hypocrisy, multitasking, phone calls, phone etiquette, relationship dynamics, relationship problems, Respect, self-care

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4384
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7342
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dimension Hops:	9
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ores Mined:	1950	Gods Slained:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine, build, and craft without any interruptions from your significant other.

Imagine a world where you can clean, reply to emails, and even look away from your screen without any judgment. Our server is the perfect place to escape to when you need a break from the demands of your BF or GF.

Don’t worry about dropping everything to take a call – on our server, you can multitask to your heart’s content without any guilt trips. Join now and experience the freedom of gaming without relationship drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so liberating?

CraftySuicidePreventers

Community Resources, coping mechanisms, CraftySuicidePreventers, Finding Hope, Healing Process, inner strength, mental health, mental illness, overcoming adversity, personal struggles, positive mindset, reaching out for help, resilience, second chances, seeking help, self harm, self reflection, Suicide prevention, support systems, Survival, Therapy

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3854
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos and have a laugh while doing it? Look no further than our server! We have saved countless players from the brink of despair with our hilarious antics and crazy adventures. Join us and you’ll never want to leave! Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like ours to keep you entertained?

BelarusBlockParty

authoritarianism, Belarus, BelarusBlockParty, crackdown, Democracy, Diplomatic, election, EU, european union, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, opposition, Political, protest, Régime, rejects, response, sanctions, threatens, Unrest, VIOLATION

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9732
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Dimension Hops:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

lol u don’t wanna deal with dat political drama, come join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha cha slide, and villagers selling diamond armor for dirt cheap! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet ender dragon that farts rainbows! who needs real world problems when u can have this much fun in minecraft, amirite? so ditch the news and come play with us, u won’t regret it!

Obsessive Block Disorder

anxiety disorders, behavioral therapy, BLOCK, cognitive processes, cognitive psychology, compulsive behavior, Decision making, delay discounting, Disorder, mental health, mental health interventions, mental health outcomes, mental health research., mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, Obsessive, obsessive-compulsive disorder, OCD, psychiatric disorders, psychological assessment, Psychology, research study, risk tolerance

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9210
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Crops Grown:	2601

come join our minecraft server where we explore the wacky world of decision making in people with OCD! we focus on two crazy measures: delay discounting and risk tolerance. but watch out, because the blocks might be a little too perfectly placed and the mobs might be a little too organized. can you survive the chaos and make it out with your sanity intact? join now for a wild ride like no other!

MineRealm

[core protect], Community, creator, gameplay, Launch, Legitimate, meta-gameplay, minerealm, multiplayer, Oct 28 2010, Plugins, rules, Running, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, third-longest, unique players, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9949
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	393193	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules/

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has MineRealm been running?	MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010, making it the third longest running legit survival SMP server.
How many unique players has MineRealm welcomed?	MineRealm has welcomed over 265,000 unique players since its launch.
What are the core gameplay principles of MineRealm?	MineRealm strives to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while also adding additional meta-gameplay that is fully optional.

Skyward Journeys 1.21.3

#Daredevil, 1.21.3, Adrenaline Rush, adrenaline-fueled, Aerial, Aviation, close call, close encounter, cockpit, danger, Fly, flying, JOURNEYS, kicking distance, Maneuvers, near miss, Pilots, RECKLESS, Risky, Skyward, stunt, thinking, thrill-seeking

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9535
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	230
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	248
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dimension Hops:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7123	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously!

We got flying pigs that can kick you in the face, like what were those pilots thinking, am I right?

Come on, man, you gotta experience the thrill of getting up close and personal with our flying farm animals.

It’s like a crazy dream come true, but in blocky pixel form.

Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

SubwayShoulderSlam Minecraft Server

Courtesy, Manners, Minecraft, public transportation, rude behavior, Server, shoulder slamming, subway etiquette, subway etiquette controversy, subway etiquette debate, subway etiquette discussion, subway etiquette guidelines, subway etiquette opinions, subway etiquette poll, subway etiquette rules, subway etiquette survey, subway etiquette tips, subway manners, subway passengers, subway rules, SubwayShoulderSlam

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6347
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to assert their dominance in the most hilarious ways possible! Are you tired of people not following basic etiquette, like letting passengers exit before boarding the subway train? Well, on our server, you can slam into those rude players with your virtual shoulder and show them who’s boss!

Join us for epic battles of subway etiquette, where you can shoulder your way to victory and leave your opponents cursing and questioning their life choices. Who knows, you might even become a legend for your daring subway maneuvers!

So come on, join our server and show the world that you’re not afraid to throw some virtual elbows in the name of good manners. Who’s side will Reddit be on? Join now and find out!

MommaMatchmakerNoMore

advice, Autonomy, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Decision making, disagreement, family, Interference, love life, Maturity, MommaMatchmakerNoMore, Mother, parental involvement, perspective, relationships, Respect, sibling dynamics, sister, Support, Understanding

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7827
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Void Gems Collected:	32
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries and knows what you deserve? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to pair you up with anyone against your will! Just like how you shouldn’t interfere with your sister’s love life, we won’t interfere with your gaming experience. Join now for a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any unwanted matchmaking attempts. Trust us, it’s better than being set up with your mom’s friend’s son who has a weird obsession with llamas. Let’s keep it chill and game on!

Hero2Villain Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Corruption, Downfall, Ethics, Fame, Hero, Hero2Villain, History, iconic, INFAMY, leadership, Legacy, Minecraft, morality, power, Redemption, smp, tragic, transformation, Villain

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3997
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Votes:	181
Dimension Hops:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, trust me bro. We got diamonds for days and creepers that do the floss dance, it’s wild.

So like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some cobblestone, when suddenly BAM, a wild Ender Dragon appears and starts breakdancing. And you’re just like, “what in the world is happening right now?” But hey, that’s just a regular Tuesday on this server, no biggie.

And the best part? We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like enchanted golden apples and Netherite armor. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s super top secret.

So come join us on this crazy ride, where history is made and heroes turn into villains faster than you can say “creeper, aw man”. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise. Just watch out for those dancing creepers, they’re a real hoot.