1. WTF Minecraft Servers

1. WTF Minecraft Servers

  • Blocky Shenanigans

    Blocky Shenanigans
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 7305
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our insane Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creeper explosions here and there.

    Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle against an army of zombie villagers, or if you want to build a giant toilet that shoots out diamonds instead of water.

    Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions that will do your bidding.

    But beware, there is a secret treasure chest hidden deep within the nether, guarded by a dragon that farts fireballs. Only the bravest and most foolish adventurers dare to seek it out.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on a wild and wacky journey that will leave you saying, “What the fuck” in the best way possible.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Pals: KLRG1 vs PD-1

    Pixel Pals: KLRG1 vs PD-1
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 3096
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for you! this server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether! our players are like a bunch of crazy chickens running around with their heads cut off, but in a good way!

    join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing pandas who will guide you through the magical world of blocky goodness. we have so many insane stories to tell, like the time a player rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava but somehow survived with only a singed butt!

    if you’re looking for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of slime blocks, then look no further! come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs boring old correlation when you can have anti-correlation of KLRG1 and PD-1 expression in human tumor CD8 T cells? it’s a mouthful to say, but trust us, it’s a blast to experience in minecraft form!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

    ⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 4781
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server IP play.straightupminecraft.com
    Join us on Discord https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

    About Straight Up:

    Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

    Features:

    • PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
    • Stable server performance.
    • No world resets. Ever.
    • Minor quality of life changes to empower greater player freedom.
    • Effective anticheat to maintain fair play.
    • No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. Just Straight Up survival Minecraft.

    FAQ:

    What is Straight Up Minecraft?

    Straight Up Minecraft is a vanilla Minecraft server offering a laid back survival experience without land claims, currency or economy plugins.

    Are PvP and griefing allowed?

    Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.

    Can I protect my land?

    No, there are no land claims or land protection on the server.

    Are there any world resets?

    No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.

    Is there a currency or economy system?

    No, there are no currency, factions, or economy plugins on the server to maintain the vanilla experience.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mystic Tsundere Haven 1.20.2

    Mystic Tsundere Haven 1.20.2
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 5848
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Buildings Constructed: 30
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Gods Slained: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical land of tsundere vibes. Like, you’ll be mining for diamonds and suddenly a creeper will come up to you all like “I-I didn’t mean to blow you up, b-baka!” It’s hilarious, man.

    And get this, the mobs on this server are all tsundere too. Like, you’ll be fighting a zombie and it’ll be all like “I-I only wanted a hug, not to eat your brains!” It’s so random and crazy, you’ll be questioning reality, bro.

    Plus, the buildings on this server are all designed to look tsundere. Like, you’ll see a castle and it’ll be all like “I-It’s not like I want you to come inside or anything, b-baka!” It’s so ridiculous, you’ll be laughing your butt off.

    So, yeah, join this Minecraft server for the ultimate tsundere experience. It’s like a fever dream, but in a good way. Trust me, bro, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShowNightOutCraft

    ShowNightOutCraft
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 1738
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey gamers! Join our Minecraft server for some wild adventures and crazy stories! Just like the time I (40F) took my partner to a comedy show and he disappeared into the night like a ninja! Our server is so fun, it might make your partner vanish too (just kidding…maybe)!

    We have free tickets to all the shows in town, so you never know what kind of surprises you might find. Plus, if you ever need to make a quick escape like I did, our server will have you covered with all the excitement and drama you could ever want.

    So come join us and experience the thrill of the unknown, just like my partner who is still missing (but don’t worry, he’s alive)! Who needs a partner when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore? See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AchievementUnlocked – Minecraft SMP

    AchievementUnlocked – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 2797
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join! It’s like, the most lit place ever, with crazy builds and wild adventures. Like, one time, I found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of evil chickens. But I defeated them all with my trusty wooden sword and claimed all the diamonds for myself. It was epic, bro.

    And the best part is, we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Like, last week, I took on a whole army of creepers with nothing but a carrot. And you know what? I won. It was insane, bro.

    So, if you wanna join a server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. What more could you ask for, bro?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ElonCraft2021

    ElonCraft2021
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 2032
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Astral Projections Made: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground base where we hold annual Ender Dragon dance-offs.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Elon Musk himself frequents our server, using his redstone skills to create epic roller coasters and launching fireworks displays that can be seen from space. And don’t even get us started on the llama army he’s been training for the ultimate showdown against the evil zombie horde.

    So why settle for a boring Minecraft server when you can join us for a wacky adventure that even Elon Musk would approve of? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Wisconsin’s Lake Mendota Time Loop

    Wisconsin’s Lake Mendota Time Loop
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 8505
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 25 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to explore a Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: scientists have discovered a bacteria trapped in an endless evolutionary time loop in Wisconsin’s Lake Mendota. And guess what? We’ve somehow managed to harness that crazy energy and bring it to our Minecraft server!

    Join us as we embark on a wild adventure through time and space, battling mutated creatures and unlocking mind-bending secrets. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans we’ll get into next? Maybe we’ll stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane journey and experience the ultimate thrill of exploring a Minecraft server like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Chainsaw Games

    Chainsaw Games
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 3933
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Star Shards Collected: 257
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 42 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Chainsaw Games – Open Beta

    IP Chainsaw.games
    Discord https://discord.gg/PKDEJkjPhm

    This is a Small Minigame server with a active community with 3 unique minigames with mechanics to learn and master: as well as, tournaments to win.

    Bleps

    Bleps is a simple to learn team based Capture the Flag minigame with 19 items to master over +3 extra gamemodes! Unlockable bows though the achievement system, and even a Elo system to show off your skill to your friends and balance teams accordingly.

    Duel TNT

    Duel tnt is a complex bow spleef Pvp game where the objective is to blast your opponent off the map into the void. With 11 unlockable classes to do said blasting. Show off your Easter egg hunting ability with 20+ cosmetic particles hidden around the lobby and possibly hone your abilities to one day win a tournament.

    Rouges II

    Rouges II is a complex PVP game with custom abilities and 6 custom classes! The objective is to rescue souls and return them to the spirit realm while combating others trying to accomplish the same task. While slow you are invisible, while fast you are seen. Can you return all 12 souls before your opponent?

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? You can join the server by entering the IP Chainsaw.games in your Minecraft client.
    Is there a Discord server for this Minecraft server? Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/PKDEJkjPhm to interact with the community and get updates.
    Are there tournaments on this server? Yes, there are tournaments where players can compete and win prizes. Keep an eye on announcements for upcoming tournaments.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Divine Aroma Minecraft 1.21.1

    Divine Aroma Minecraft 1.21.1
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 6410
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Animals Bred: 71 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, forget about the stank, come join our Minecraft server! We got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. It’s a whole new level of wackiness that will make you question your sanity. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where Steve and Alex bust out their sick dance moves. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • No Work, Just Play Minecraft Server

    No Work, Just Play Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 8266
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being forced into jobs you hate by your parents? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to make you work in an Indian restaurant against your will, or any restaurant for that matter. Join us for a stress-free, job-free experience where the only thing you’ll be serving up is fun and adventure. Plus, our staff is much friendlier than those pesky coworkers from school. So say goodbye to forced labor and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our server. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with angry bosses and disappointed parents.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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