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ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4071
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	32
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	272
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	188
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Votes:	7305	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	157
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Emeralds Found:	1647

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5579
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Endless Night Skies:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1368
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3074
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
New Chunks Explored:	904197	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8591
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magic Items Found:	2280	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	158
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8489
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6201
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.