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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 2419 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 746008 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 72 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
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